At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, I heard that the bride was already on the way and would arrive at the groom's house soon. Chen Zishen went to the road with a group of young people, some children, married young women, and aunts to greet the bride.
Already.
In fact, only the groom was there to greet him, and everyone else basically went to join in the fun, asking for cigarettes, red envelopes, or teasing little girls of the same age.
The bride was wearing a white wedding dress, and she probably wore a few sweaters underneath, otherwise she would have frozen to death. The bride did look good, but her makeup was a bit heavy, and the red paint on her lips even turned a little red.
Cuicui and another beautiful but slightly plump girl held the bride's hands on the left and right, protecting the bride as she trudged forward in the crowd.
Her hair is loosely pulled up in a bun, she is lightly made up, her green mist is light, and her figure is unsteady. Sima Guang's four sentences are the perfect way to describe the emerald green on the side. She has clear black silk stockings and pink and white stockings.
With a gentle touch, the dress enveloped her graceful figure like a green mist, and her slender figure moved erratically.
Married men rarely come to watch young people's weddings, but married young women, and aunts like to join in the fun. It seems that they are very interested in weddings, and they don't know why. The women point at the side:
"The girl looks really good!"
"Isn't it cold to wear a wedding dress on such a cold day? Why didn't we have such a beautiful wedding dress when we got married?"
"How old is the girl? I heard... Hey, girls today seem to know better than we did back then..."
Children and unmarried teenagers are not so polite anymore. They all swarm towards the bride and bridesmaids, deliberately pulling the women's hands, making evil expressions and teasing them with words.
Generally, bridesmaids play the role of escort girls. At this time, they must put aside their shyness as a little girl and act like a strong lady. If the young ladies do anything excessive to them, it will be fine. If they are rude to the bride, it will be fine.
, they must raise their voices, make a royal sister's expression, and publicly argue with the wretched boy until the young man who takes advantage of the muddy water is convinced and bows his head to give way.
At that time, dozens of unmarried men of various ages immediately surrounded the bride and her party, preventing them from going to the groom's house easily.
One of the conditions for giving way is to ask for cigarettes. In fact, cigarettes are secondary. If you ask for two, you can ask for five more, if you ask for five, you can ask for ten... In short, as long as the teenagers want to make trouble, they can never stop it.
, so the main purpose of blocking the bride and her party is for the lonely teenagers to have fun and have fun. Of course, this kind of fun is not vulgar. In many cases, public flirting is actually much more elegant than private corruption.
The main object of men's teasing is not the bride, because everyone knows that the bride is already married, so teasing is not interesting. It would be interesting if there were beautiful bridesmaids nearby.
Sometimes brides must also wonder if they can just choose a few scarier bridesmaids, so that no man will dare to block them anymore, but if this is the case, it may not be interesting. The wedding is meant to be lively.
If there is no one around the bride on the wedding day, the lonely scene will not look very shabby.
"Give me a cigarette, give me a cigarette..." Dalong took the lead in shouting, and other teenagers of similar age also began to squeeze the bride to force her to smoke. The bride was actually squeezed so hard that she moved backwards, forwards, left, and right uncontrollably.
"You, Dalong, I know you, don't make a fuss." Cuicui gave Dalong a lot of cigarettes as she said it, hoping that he would get the benefit and lead a group of people away quickly. But other people looked at it.
They were not happy about it. Why did Dalong get so many cigarettes and they only had one or two?
"Hey, little girl, you are too biased, aren't you? Are you attracted to him? You guys are not handsome, are you? Is it difficult for you to choose your future husband today?" A few of them only took two.
The guy with a cigarette shouted.
Cuicui could only lower her face and said: "Aren't you handsome to begin with? I definitely only like handsome boys. You gave me two cigarettes just because you are classmates and friends. Huh! Today!
If it wasn't a festive day, I wouldn't give you a cigarette and I would kill you."
"It doesn't matter whether you are handsome or not, the key is to be strong, haha... Little beauty, as my buddy's wife, I guarantee that you will be extremely sexually happy every day. Falling in love at first sight is just a cloud, and whether you like it or not is just slow.
If you do it slowly, you will naturally fall in love with such a majestic cowherd like you..."
Several guys said lewdly, and at the same time they rushed toward Cuicui, holding her little hand, and laughing wildly in her ears.
Cuicui said at a loss: "You, you... I already have a man. If this happens, I will get angry. It's too late to smoke now, but I won't have anything later."
"Man?...Man!...Haha...She said she already has a man? Do you believe it? No matter how I look at her, she looks like a little girl who has just started to fall in love and spends the whole night longing for sex? Haha..." Several guys said
He joked while holding an unlit cigarette in his mouth.
Cuicui was at a loss and didn't know what to do. She looked up and saw Chen Zishen. The guy was actually lighting a cigarette and smoking leisurely in the middle of the crowd. Everyone else was teasing the girl. He didn't know
What are you doing there? It seems like he is leisurely and contented all the time.
Cuicui took two small steps forward with difficulty, took Chen Zishen's hand and said: "What are you doing, coward? Everyone else is joking, but you are dressing up and trying to snatch me away? Coward,
Mud can't hold up a wall."
Chen Zishen was pulled by him and naturally followed her to her chest and came to the focus of the crowd. Cuicui said angrily: "You know how to pretend to be handsome, you are a sultry ghost, you are so annoying."
Chen Zishen explained: "I'm a scholar, okay, so I have to pay attention to my image. You see, I'm the only man here who studies. It's enough to give me face by coming here to cheer you up, and I also want to molest girls openly like them."
Then I don’t want to be laughed at by the villagers. Unless everyone is a scholar, I would dare to do it so unscrupulously like them."
"Then how dare you tease people when you're playing mahjong in private? You're just a coward and a coward." Cuicui said with a smile.
"Scholar, scholar, okay, if I am with the scholar, I will dare to do anything!" Chen Zishen repeated again.
"So that means I'm not a student?"
"Girls are different from boys. Besides, you are from another village and no one knows you. Everyone here knows me. I am afraid of being laughed at if I molest girls publicly."
"Coward, then go die now and hide in bed to indulge in lust." Cuicui said with an angry smile.
"Damn!..." Chen Zishen grinned and made a funny face and said: "You little girl actually called me a pure man, a coward. If you risk it, let the men, women, and children in the village laugh at you."
As he spoke, Chen Zishen threw away the cigarette butt, held Cuicui's slender waist with one hand, felt her delicate fragrance, and whispered in her ear: "That's okay, you don't want me to kiss you in front of everyone."
Well, if you are not afraid of me taking advantage of you, I will come."
Cui Cuijiao smiled and said: "It's a beautiful idea, even if you really want it...don't take up all the glory of the bride today, I'm just here to set it off."
"Haha... there is indeed a man... Brother Shen, you are really talented!" A group of men laughed.
"Hurry up and help me smoke cigarettes for them. Send these wolves out of the way. We brides can't wait to see Sina." Cuicui gave Chen Zishen a lot of packs of cigarettes and asked him to help send away the teenagers around.
"Red envelope, red envelope, give red envelope..."
The short children were sneaking in and out of the crowd. They raised their heads and just reached the bride's chest. Although they were a little difficult to deal with, they were simple-minded and didn't have many thoughts of eating tofu. Cuicui took out a lot of red envelopes from her bag.
, distributed to these children one by one, and then they dispersed happily.
Occasionally, a few children, under the instigation of their mother, would ask for a red envelope and then ask for a second and third one. Cuicui smiled at first and continued to give it to them, but later when she saw them, they always came to ask for it, and Cuicui would also do it.
With a serious smile on his face, he said: "Didn't you already want to pass? Why are you still here? Go to the small shop to buy some candy."
At first, the children thought they had succeeded. They thought the big sisters were too difficult to deal with and had no time to remember them. Little did they know that their simple idea was completely wrong. When Cuicui exposes their little tricks, the children usually feel embarrassed.
He walked away and went to buy firecrackers with one or two small red envelopes.
The bride finally entered the groom's house with difficulty, and then was squeezed into the room by a group of people. There was another commotion in the room. By dinner, the wedding ceremony was almost over.
After dinner, everyone went to play cards. The bride and some close sisters played freely in the room. Finally, she no longer had to worry about being publicly harassed by so many men.
When the poker game lasted until late at night, the bride brought over a plate of red sugar tea and handed a cup to Chen Zishen. Other classmates and friends who played cards also handed a cup one by one. After drinking the tea, several card friends discussed it casually.
Each person is given about three to five hundred yuan, and then all the activities are completely over. If they want to stay at the newcomer's house and continue playing, no one will interfere. Of course they can go home if they want.
Chen Zishen is also a little sleepy. He has been playing cards and drinking all day and night these days. He is also tired. If he wants to sleep at the newcomer's house, firstly, there is no place, secondly, it is not suitable, and thirdly, it is difficult to fall asleep in other people's homes.
He said hello to the groom, who said meaningfully that he would stay here to play, but Chen Zishen was really tired and really wanted to go home and have a good sleep, so he did not accept the groom's offer to stay.
Finally, he found Cuicui again and had a joke with her. Cuicui actually wanted to keep him here for the whole night.
Chen Zishen smiled and said: "Here, why don't I sleep with you all night? If you play cards all night, you may get impotence and premature ejaculation. If your body is damaged, you will be despised by your wife."
Cuicui blushed and said with a smile: "Then you go back first. Don't be scared by ghosts on the way. The night in the countryside is scary. There are all kinds of weird sounds and shadows. I would definitely not dare to walk at night."
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Chen Zishen said: "Don't worry. After walking a lot at night, you won't be afraid anymore. There are no cannibals or people who steal money. It's such a cold night that no living thing dares to stay on the road."
If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the breakdown next time.