"Hey, Chen Zishen has changed a little bit, he looks a bit like a man now. Brother Xiaoxian has no one to make fun of anymore. Hey, we used to have some little ambiguities in the dormitory, but now we can only have sex together. They are all big men.
Here we go." Li Xiaoxian sighed boredly.
"Ambiguous! Are you funny? Even last year I was still a pure man. Now if you are lonely, I can still consider banging your anus."
"Just blow it up, having your anus exploded by a man who had plastic surgery from a woman is actually a good pleasure, haha..." Li Xiaoxian said with a slightly lewd tone.
"Oh! The taste is strong enough, it seems to be quite pleasant to have your anus exploded."
"What's this? Let me tell you a more serious joke." Li Xiaoxian said as he took a hundred books with "Baidu Tieba" written on them and started reading:
It is said that Koreans, Americans and Japanese traveled to Africa and were caught by the Tu cannibal tribe.
The patriarch said to the three people who were trembling with fear, "I don't want to eat human flesh today. I want some fruit. You three go to the forest and pick some fruit for me. Whoever picks the biggest one, I will let him go."
After saying that, the American scurried into the forest. Because he was tall and had long legs, the American took the lead in picking a bunch of grapes and returned them, and handed them to the patriarch. Unexpectedly, the patriarch gave an order to "race the grapes into the American's chrysanthemums"...
A guard held down the American and forced the grapes in. The American's anus was exploded, and he was extremely uncomfortable.
The Korean came back second, and he picked a coconut... Amidst the painful screams, the Korean's anus was exploded by the coconut...
When the Korean was in great pain, the American comforted him, "Don't be sad, look at the Japanese, he came back carrying a watermelon..."
The ten people in the dormitory covered their bellies and laughed for a while. They cheered: "Well done, I will kill that girl. The United States, Japan, and sticks are not fucking good things. They are just stinky shit on a rope."
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Chen Zishen excitedly ran to dormitory 201, which was the dormitory he lived in before. Later, he went to dormitory 101 for various reasons. He kicked the door open and said: "Look, I am a pure man with a mustache, and my brothers are still here."
Do you recognize me?"
"Fuck! You've really become like a human being. You'll have to masturbate when you get home." Wu Chu was shirtless and smoking a cigarette.
"It's so cool in the winter! Talent..." Chen Zishen patted Wu Chu on the shoulder and said very arrogantly.
"Brother, you have really changed a lot. You are talking so powerfully now. You are a man, a man, a real man. Come on, come on, let's smoke a cigarette! Yellow Crane Tower, the new cigarette, the name sounds domineering, and it is destined to be popular.
Now King Baisha and King Furong are gradually becoming lonely."
Wu Chu took out a box of cigarettes and handed one to Chen Zishen. Chen Zishen then lit it and took out the red gold dragon he just bought and said: "It costs ten yuan a box. If you don't want it, forget it. Anyway, I don't have a father to cheat."
, I won a little money from playing mahjong at home, but I don’t dare to smoke randomly, so control it, control it, and control it again.”
"Fuck! That's awesome! I bought cigarettes myself. I want it, I want it, I definitely want it. Not to mention it's ten yuan, but even the brother who paid two yuan laughed at it. Now the two brothers are completely on the same path.
Oh my, I'm so excited, I have another great friend." Wu Chu felt happy in his heart.
"Brother Shen...Brother Shen has really changed. We don't even recognize each other anymore. He still looks very professional while smoking!" Zhang Shan, Wang Wenwu, Huang Chao... several people came up and said.
"Come on, come on, let's all have a cigarette. I was forced to smoke a lot of your cigarettes before, and now I have paid off my debt." Chen Zishen said as he lit cigarettes for the nine people in dormitory 201 one by one.
Zeng Shushu was sitting alone on the bed and did not come over to say hello to Chen Zishen. They were the best buddies before, but they didn't know why they had become so cold now.
"Shu Shu, do you want it?" Chen Zishen tried his best to speak in a calm tone. He had to admit that he did have some social influence. It was really difficult to talk to Zeng Shushu as intimately as before.
Zeng Shushu said coldly: "No!"
Chen Zishen felt a little disappointed. He smiled and said, "What's the matter? Good classmate, it's the Chinese New Year and there's no happy atmosphere at all..."
"It's none of your business. I've always been like this. It seems like you are too happy." Zeng Shushu's words were full of meaning.
Chen Zishen thought for a moment and understood what he meant, but he had no choice. He couldn't talk to him like he did to Xiaowei to please him. No matter how good the relationship between men was, it was just brotherhood. If
It's almost like being gay like that.
Chen Zishen thought: Okay, just keep this friendship in your heart. Now it is impossible for me to change back to the person I was before. Not only has I become a pure man, but the key is to have unique skills and always be in my heart.
He is ready to make a move, and he is not as content as before to protect himself.
"Haha... It's okay, it's okay. We are all good classmates. Smoking is wrong in the first place, so I restrained myself. I burned one or two in the dormitory or toilet when I was lonely. I didn't dare to go too far at other times."
Chen Zishen said this to comfort Zeng Shushu and give him a positive hint.
"I don't have any girls at home. Look at you, you've become a little bit different. How can you control yourself when you meet someone nicer?" Wu Chu continued to ask.
"One egg is enough for Xiaowei, haha..." Chen Zishen said nonsense.
The boys in the dormitory all have big mouths and have deep relationships with the classmates in the girls' dormitory. A seemingly casual remark may be transmitted to the girls' ears unknowingly.
There's trouble again.
"Playing cards, playing cards, talking nonsense, we haven't played cards together for a long time." Huang Chao yelled.
"Come on, Brother Shen, you have to come today. You have become a man, so you have to do something different." Wang Wenwu also spoke.
"Hey, I still have something to do. I have to accompany my girlfriend at this time, so don't miss my refreshing time." Chen Zishen said and ran out of dormitory 201 shrewdly.
"Fuck! I've been pestering this guy for half a year, and he's still so hot. I'm convinced. Is it possible that Xiaowei is more attractive than Kexin? It's impossible. I think Xiaowei will even call me bed."
Neither, how could it be so attractive? It’s so evil. Wu Chu wondered in a low voice.
"Haha... everyone is different. If you haven't touched her before, don't make blind guesses. Just know that your own woman is attractive. It's best not to care about other people's women, let alone compare them. It will either be in vain or cause big trouble."
Huang Chao said like a wise strategist.
"Yes, yes..." Wu Chu nodded repeatedly.
Chen Zishen ran to dormitory 101 and chatted with his roommates for a while. They just talked about what they did during the winter vacation, what they ate, and what the customs were like during the New Year. Occasionally, one or two roommates who were not too troublesome brought some things home.
Then they enthusiastically shared the food and specialties with everyone. Everyone nodded and praised: "It's delicious, it's delicious. Why does it seem to be much more delicious than what I have at home?"
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"Teacher Tang!..." Chen Zishen shouted excitedly.
Since students were signing up one after another a few days before school started, the school had not officially started classes yet, so he was wandering around the campus at this time.
I saw Tang Wanrong wearing high heels and a pair of tight jeans wrapping his slender and straight legs. After a month, I could only feel that her buttocks were higher and rounder than before, and the whole jeans was stretched tightly by her buttocks.
Yes, Chen Zishen was drooling just looking at it. She was wearing an elegant and demure coat, which matched her overall temperament very well.
"Chen Zishen! When did you come to school?...Hey, you have changed, your voice sounds like a little boy, and you still have a little mustache. You look a bit masculine. You are much more handsome than before." Tang Wanrong was also happy.
Said.
"Haha...yesterday afternoon."
"It's heartless not to say hello to the teacher when you come here! Did you have a good time during the winter vacation?"
"Well, not bad!"
"Aren't you a bad person? You smoke and drink a lot. Have you ever bullied your little sister at home?" Tang Wanrong joked.
"No way, do I have such a strong taste? My little sister doesn't let it go either? Isn't that too beastly?"
"..." Tang Wanrong smiled sweetly for a while and said: "Do you have a strong taste in teasing the little sister, or do you have a strong taste in being friendly with the eldest sister? I guess you are probably scolding yourself."
"Come on, come on, let the teacher see how your penis is developing? It's really not a small change after a month." Tang Wanrong smiled and waved to Chen Zishen.
Chen Zishen walked over obediently. Tang Wanrong touched his body and said, "Not bad! You are much stronger than before. You are growing so fast. It seems that the stimulation given to you by so many sisters every day is not small."
, the teacher has long seen that you are a handsome guy, you were so girly before because you haven't realized it yet."
"Then Teacher Tang likes me more than before!"
"Of course, there's no reason why a sister doesn't like her brother."
"Why do I feel that my sister seems to have developed better? Can she still develop in her early twenties? The big beauties are really different."
"Which eye of yours sees your sister growing better? Little Guitou!"
"My sister's jeans are almost bursting out, and they are swaying when she walks. Didn't you see those boys drooling behind her? Why don't you quickly change into something looser, or you'll be scolded as a bad woman again?
, seduced the male student, haha..." Chen Zishen said with a coquettish smile.
"You! You seem to be more perverted than before. Before, you either didn't understand or you were sultry. Now you dare to take the initiative to tease your sister. You have become more than a little bit."
"My sister taught me step by step. How can I teach myself without a teacher? If I could have such a high IQ, then I wouldn't need Teacher Tang to tutor me in English at night." Chen Zishen smirked.
"You? You still dare to tease your sister about what happened that time, don't you? Do you have any conscience at all? If I hadn't fallen in love with a handsome guy like you, how could my sister do that?" Tang Wanrong said a little embarrassed.
With.
"By the way, has your sister found a boyfriend after staying at home for a month?"
"It's none of your business, you won't marry me!"
"I can't marry even if I want to. I'm not old enough to get married yet."
"As long as you want to get married, other things are not worth mentioning. My sister is only four or five years older than you, so it doesn't matter. Isn't it normal for siblings to have a relationship? You just don't have a sister in your heart. You only think about your Xiaowei.
Girl."
"I, haha..." Chen Zishen smiled stupidly and didn't know how to answer.
If Tang Wanrong really struggled with him on this issue, there was really nothing he could do. He still had feelings for Tang Wanrong in his heart. It should be said that just in terms of physical feeling, Tang Wanrong's temptation was actually even greater than that of Xiao Wanrong.
Wei was much older, and he felt there wasn't much difference in age. They were both born in the 1980s, so they were about a few years apart.
Maybe the teacher-student relationship is too challenging for his psychological limit. In addition, he can't be in two boats at the same time. He already has Xiaowei, so of course the other beauties can only play supporting roles.
"Okay, I'm just giggling. My sister is just over 20 years old. She doesn't want to get married yet. It depends on which little beauty you will marry in the end. I guess even Xiaowei won't be able to survive in the end. We have been dating for a long time.
If you can't be a bride, both parties will gradually get tired of it. Haven't you heard that 99% of high school relationships fail?"
"Teacher Tang, you are too cruel! Can't we get anything done just by cursing us?"
"Yes! The teacher has already been called a vicious woman by you, so I will bear this reputation. You two can't make it together. I will catch the heart of this handsome little guy like you again. If you don't believe me, I can't cure you. I am no better than you.
Sister Xiaowei will attract your beloved little boy even more."
"Sister Xiaowei is also very good at catching my heart!"
"Come to think of it, I don't believe there is any way a girl can retain the heart of a playboy."
"She is very simple. She never lets me succeed. It's hard for me to take advantage of her."
"Stop fooling my sister. You haven't taken advantage of me yet? You almost took advantage of it. There is just one thing that failed to fulfill your wish." After all, Tang Wanrong is a person who has experienced this, and there is nothing to be shy about saying this.
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"Yes, isn't it pure?"
"Just your head, if it continues like this, if it doesn't work this semester, won't it be possible next semester? If a woman's most precious thing is gone, then she will no longer be a man's most precious thing. Then the drama will become more and more serious.
Less." Tang Wanrong said with some emotion.
"No way, Teacher Tang, you are talking nonsense. What about other couples? How come they can still grow old together?"
"That means they're already married, okay. When you're in a relationship and you get tired of being together for too long, there's usually nothing going on. Just look at the men and women who live together in college and you'll understand."
"In this way, Teacher Tang also indulged in some indulgences when he was in college!...Haha..."
"It's none of your business. Does the teacher's normal private life have anything to do with you?"
"Let's have a meal together, and then help my sister get some things into the house. I just came to school, and I have to pack everything. I'm worried that no one will help me. Women don't have the energy, and it's not convenient for boys to call me to the house.
go."
"Then I'm not a boy!" Chen Zishen said unhappily.
"Yes, he was a pretty boy before, but now he is my younger brother. He must not be compared with other boys."
"That's pretty much it. It seems like sister has been providing special services to me!"
"It goes without saying that you think every student can enjoy my sister's free tutoring. It's not up to the teacher to decide whether you want to or not. My sister has always treated you as one of her own."
"Haha...sister is so kind to me."
"It goes without saying that no matter what happens in the future, you must remember how good your sister is to you. If you don't have a wife, you have to find your sister, haha..."
Ps: Some stories about classmates in the dormitory were originally posted in previous chapters. Later, they felt that they were too wordy and had little to do with the protagonist, so they were deleted. They may be included in the side stories in the future. I apologize. Xiaoyi needs everyone's support.
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If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the breakdown next time.