036 Raccoons of the same feather meet each other happily
036 The same raccoon dog meets each other happily
The trio of black shadows lay half-dead on the ground that night. The cold wind blew in the night, and the three guys struggled to stand up.
The eldest brother, Heiying Yi, has been kicked out of a lot of problems in his brain, and his nerves are a little confused, so his hands and feet basically don't obey the instructions of his brain.
He wanted to stand up, but his hands and feet were crawling on the ground like a toad. He wondered if crawling on the ground meant standing and walking, but in the end he was walking upside down with his hands on the ground. Finally, he fell heavily again.
After falling a few times, he was covered in bruises and blood, and finally passed out unconscious.
The two younger brothers were kicked in the balls and the one was still writhing in pain on the ground.
The other one was finally woken up by the cold wind after a long time. His first thought was to call 120 or 110, but they are not good people. They engage in stealing and robbery every night. Thinking of this, he did not
I dare to make a phone call.
"Hey, there is a red light on the roadside, it seems there is someone there." He ran over as if he saw a life-saving straw.
"Brother, lend us your quilt and let the three of us sleep together. There are so many people and we get so angry. It's even hotter when we sleep together!" He begged a beggar pitifully.
The beggar was lying in the corner smoking a cigarette covered with a thick and torn quilt. He looked like a red gold dragon. Looking at the beggar, he seemed to be enjoying himself very much and being content. The beggar understood this very well.
"Good cigarettes. I can't even smoke cigarettes that cost two yuan a pack on weekdays. Today I actually picked up half a pack of Red Gold Dragon that costs ten yuan a pack. Haha, I also found a lighter in the trash can. All the
Everything is ready, and I don’t know which rich man threw it in. He was smoking a cigarette, and he saved a supper of leftovers.” The beggar seemed not to have heard the black shadow’s words at all.
"Uncle, please give me a place to sleep. I'm too tired to walk at night. We'll leave tomorrow morning when we regain our strength." The black shadow continued to plead.
"Here, take a sip and try, it tastes good!" The beggar handed the half-smoked cigarette to the black figure and said.
The black shadow was shivering from the cold wind. He had goosebumps all over his body. He trembled and said angrily: "Sir, can you give me a place to sleep? Stop pretending to be deaf and mute. If you want to smoke, I will give you another hundred."
If you give me a dollar, I’ll lend you a quilt.”
The beggar finally had a normal reaction and said: "Brother, why didn't you tell me earlier if you had money? You are still wasting so much time. This quilt is your life, how can you lend it to others casually? You can spend winters year after year.
The only way to avoid the cold is to wear good things."
"Stop fucking talking nonsense and leave quickly. The three of you are just going to spend the whole night together. Even those who run taxis in the middle of the night go home to fuck girls. If my two brothers don't stay warm, they will probably die."
Heiying heard that the beggar was very interested in money. He felt that he had a bargaining chip, and of course he spoke more arrogantly.
"Didn't we agree that the four of us should sleep together?" the beggar argued.
"If you get the money, the quilt is ours. Can four people use the quilt when sleeping in bed? Go somewhere warm and stay quiet. You beggars are familiar with the roads. You know where there are cat holes and dog holes."
Very, no one can die." Black Shadow said impatiently.
"This really doesn't work. The price must be increased. Everything is expensive now. A new quilt costs three to five hundred at least. How about a hundred yuan for a little beggar?"
The beggar is also cunning. Who calls the black shadow to speak so harshly? Beggars are human beings and must be respected, especially now that he has begged for help.
"Holy shit, you're taking advantage of the situation. This lousy quilt of yours has at least tens of thousands of lice in it. I have to bear the risk of skin diseases if I buy your quilt."
"Don't forget it, uncle, I can still live without money, you just wait to freeze to death, haha..." The beggar also knew that his quilt was a rare commodity, and he laughed smartly as he spoke.
"Uncle, it's time to go to bed. Just wait until you are frozen into popsicles." The beggar said after taking the last puff of the cigarette butt and throwing it away, then yawned and went to sleep.
"Damn, an old beggar can actually extort money. Could it be that his ways in the world were corrupted by the three brothers?...Okay, okay, four hundred lines, the number four is quite auspicious, haha..." The black shadow monster smiled
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"Four is quite auspicious, but I'm afraid I'm talking about the three of you. I haven't died for decades, and I'm still alive and well today. If you're wise, bring me five hundred, otherwise I won't die tonight."
I refuse to negotiate with you." The beggar was not a bad person, so he made his final offer to the black shadow in a tough tone.
"Fuck you, fuck, go away and play with me." The black shadow angrily gave the five bills to the beggar, and then pulled the tattered quilt hard.
"Haha... It's so easy to make money. You don't have to rob or steal, and you can have roast chicken... Hey! Spend 400 yuan and a cart of socks, set up a street stall and earn dozens of yuan a day, and your life will be easier in the future.
Yes, haha...what a good idea." The beggar laughed happily.
"Damn it, when you set up a street stall, I'll go smash, loot, and then come to blackmail you!" Heiying yelled with lingering hatred.
The shadow dragged the other two brothers with difficulty. First, the eldest brother who had a brain problem was carried to the corner, and then he was covered with a quilt.
He said angrily: "Damn it, if you let me be the eldest brother, you would already be popular and drink spicy food. You are like an idiot. If it weren't for the friendship between brothers when they were young, I would kill you now and then blame you.
That pretty boy who beats people, let him be shot, and I will go fuck his chick again. Haha... That chick is really tempting. She is so well-developed at such a young age, and her figure is also very tall and slender. She is simply the best, I think.
My mouth is watering."
The black shadow dragged another brother, and he cursed: "What a bastard. He talks bad about me in front of my eldest brother all the time. Damn you..."
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"Beep...beep...beep..." Suddenly I heard a heavy motorcycle approaching from the front.
The black shadow didn't know whether the person coming was a blessing or a curse. With many years of experience in mixed society, he immediately chose to throw himself to the ground, so that he might be able to avoid the sight of others.
The three of them have now completely lost their ability to fight. As long as they are caught, they will only be tortured. They have been in society all year round and have done many bad things and good things. They must have made many enemies. As for their friends,
There is basically no one, so guys riding motorcycles in the middle of the night will definitely not be their friends.
"Hey! Brother, there's a dead body! Damn it, did something happen near the school again? The two brothers didn't do anything, so don't let those blind policemen unjustly accuse you. Let's close the case. Go quickly, go quickly..."
It turned out that the people on the motorcycle were Da Mao and Er Mao. Da Mao was driving the motorcycle and Er Mao was riding on the motorcycle with his legs spread apart. Er Mao saw the two people lying on the ground in front of him and immediately reminded them.
"It's a good place to die. Why are you just lying in the middle of the road? We didn't kill him anyway. If you do bad things, you're not afraid. If you haven't done bad things, you're even less afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. I'll just run over tonight." Da Mao said.
He increased the accelerator to overwhelm the two black shadow brothers.
"Hey, brother, don't be impulsive. Brother Tao has reminded you many times that you have to use your brain to do things. Now this matter has nothing to do with us, so let's not get involved. We just need to complete Brother Tao's mission.
We'll explore this area, and if we find any single ones, we'll rob them. If we find pretty ones, we'll take them back and give them to Brother Tao to play with, especially the sexy girl named Tang Wanrong. I heard Brother Tao say, that kind of girl is good to play with.
The most exciting thing is, she looks weak, but in fact she is coquettish and charming. If you get her, you will get a big prize in the two sessions."
"I'm going to reward you with an egg. Brother Tao started his business by sneaking around. How much money can he have? I don't know how he got it through deceit and abduction in his bicycle shop. I think he only has a family fortune of one or two hundred thousand at most, and it's all..."
I have some unclean property. I only continue to help him loyally because Brother Tao gave us this Honda motorcycle worth more than 8,000 yuan. Otherwise, instead of being controlled by others, it is better to start a new business and be free."
Da Mao said with some disdain.
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The black shadow lay on the ground and heard clearly what Da Mao and Er Mao said.
He thought: Although we don't know each other, we are familiar with each other as brothers in the world. As long as there are no conflicts, we can have intersections. Besides, we are all the type of robbing sex and wealth. It would be better.
Now I am being humble and explain the situation to them sincerely and make friends with them. Maybe they will save our third brother, which is better than staying in the corner all night. Not to mention that there will be people coming and going during the day tomorrow.
We don't have anywhere to hide, and we might even be arrested by the school.
"Let's go, just keep the two dead bodies in mind. It's best not to cause this trouble."
As Da Mao spoke, he started the motorcycle and turned around, no longer thinking about it, and ran straight over the two black figures.
"Hey, eh...brother, we are not dead yet, let's make friends." The black shadow immediately stood up and waved hello.
"Ah...Ghost!...Fake corpse..." Shuangmao exclaimed at the same time with a pale face, and even the motorcycle almost fell to the ground unsteadily.
"Hey, no, we are human. We were pretending to be dead just now. Let's make friends. We are all on the same path." The black shadow said and walked over to Shuangmao with a smile.
"You, don't come here. If you come here, I will drive over you and kill you." Shuangmao said tremblingly, and at the same time he took out the switchblade on his body as a threat.
"I am really a human being. I just heard the conversation between you two. It turns out that we are on the same path. We are both robbing sex and wealth, and we are specifically targeting those slutty bitches. Let's make friends, hehe...
"Heiying said with a very friendly smile.
"I'm paralyzing you. Are you sick? Why are you lying on the road pretending to be dead in the dark? I almost ran over you just now. Damn it, do you want me to lose my life? One shot from those policemen.
There’s a big hole in my head, I must be so mean to do harm to others.”
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