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Chapter 286 Humor

This beach police car has a large space and is shaped like a van. There is enough space in the back for three people and two police officers. They sat upright and stared at the three "prisoners" opposite.

As soon as several people got into the car, they were handcuffed to the iron railings of the car. The car was driving on the beach, and their handcuffed hands were very uncomfortable due to the bumps. Chen Cao and Rodney both had black faces, but only

The nine-faced smiling fox has a smile on his face.

He stomped his feet along with the bumps of the car, and immediately a stack of fine U.S. dollars wrapped in a plastic bag fell down and rolled accurately between the two policemen.

Of course Chen Cao would not believe that Nine-faced Smiling Fox was careless, so he looked at the two policemen.

Sure enough, the faces of the two originally cold policemen immediately changed, and the look in their eyes when they looked at the Nine-faced Smiling Fox immediately changed. One of the policemen wearing a steel helmet immediately bent down and picked up the roll with lightning speed.

He put the U.S. dollars in his arms, then immediately knocked on the iron window of the back seat and muttered a few words in local dialect to the policeman sitting in the passenger seat. The policeman with a mustache immediately stopped him.

driver.

"Brake..." The mustachioed policeman was obviously their leader. After ordering the driver to stop the car, he immediately jumped out of the car and knocked on the iron door of the back seat. The policeman who kicked the money got out of the car, and after a while

, said a few words to the mustachioed sergeant standing behind the car, and his eyes immediately narrowed into slits. Then, the policeman reporting on the work pointed at the Nine-faced Smiling Fox. The mustachioed sergeant had no expression on his face.

He waved his hand: "Let go!"

A policeman sitting opposite Jiu Mianxiaohu immediately understood, opened Jiu Mianxiaohu's handcuffs, and put his hands down.

The Nine-faced Smiling Fox smiled without saying anything. He used his other foot to chop lightly, and immediately rolled out another roll of money. The policeman who had just opened his handcuffs immediately bent down to pick it up. At this time,

The smile of the mustachioed sergeant became even wider. He gave instructions to the men beside him. The policeman immediately understood, ran to the car in front, and soon took some swimming beach shorts.

The police chief looked at a few people and said: "We welcome tourists here, but performance art is not welcome. You have been interrogated and you can leave!" After that, he walked to the passenger seat without looking back. Two policemen were standing there.

At the same time, he also unlocked the handcuffs on Chen Cao and Rodney and pushed them out of the car.

The car sped away with the dust, leaving behind three men who quickly changed into tropical clothes.

Chen Cao and Rodney didn't need to ask. They finally understood what the situation was, corruption, because they were most likely a few terrorists or something else. They let themselves go without questioning or questioning. Chen Cao

It is hard to believe from what perspective the good public security situation in Nabuda Prefecture written in the information comes from, but of course Chen Cao did not ask these questions. He cannot change the world, and that is not his mission.

With bronzed skin, strong muscles, handsome and upright temperament, Chen Cao is of yellow race, Nine-faced Laughing Fox and Rodney are of white race. All three of them represent the extremes of these two races, and they have caused quite a stir on the beach along the way.

The flirtatious look of the girl wearing a bikini.

The nine-faced smiling fox smiled brightly and was very gentlemanly, while Chen Cao indeed had a cold look, not squinting, with Rodney's evil smile, unbuttoning his extremely ill-fitting shirt,

Looking at the girls on the beach who were ogling me, my mouth was almost watering.

"Stop firing, we have to find a place to settle down quickly!" Chen Cao punched Rodney in the chest.

"Ahem...Boss, I haven't done anything. If people want to see it, what can I do?" Rodney touched his chest and muttered sadly, "Is there something wrong with being handsome?"

Chen Cao had already walked to the front. Hearing this, he turned his head, looked at Rodney who was mumbling, and asked with squinting eyes: "What are you talking about?"

"I'm guilty, I'm wrong, I'm handsome!" Rodney said, opening his hands.

The Nine-faced Smiling Fox laughed when he heard this and said: "With such a living treasure here, I think our journey will not be lonely!"

"Come on, I will definitely get the ten million from my boss back from you!" Rodney clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and stared at the Nine-faced Smiling Fox.

"Whatever!" The Nine-faced Smiling Fox didn't seem to care. He really couldn't think of any way Rodney could get 10 million from himself.

"Stop!" As several people were rushing to the city, a man's voice sounded beside them.

The beach was noisy at this time, and they didn't pay any attention to the shout. Of course, the most important thing was that they had to recharge their batteries and cause more trouble. Therefore, Chen Cong turned away Rodney's head, who wanted to turn around to look.

, the three of them walked forward side by side.

"I told you to stop, didn't you hear me?" This time the voice sounded unhappy.

But the three of them still ignored the source of the sound and continued walking forward.

"Hey, it's you!" A sturdy middle-aged man stopped a few people on the beach and said with a sneer: "You three, do you think you can leave just by pretending to be stupid?"

Chen Cao carefully looked at the sturdy white-skinned man in front of him. He was wearing a thin shirt, and his strong chest muscles were exposed from the shirt. He touched his beard with a face wearing sunglasses. When he looked at him

She straightened her back and her waist was bulging, obviously she was wearing a dick.

"Have you paid the venue fee?" the man said, stroking his beard and pushing up the sunglasses that covered half of his face.

"I just handed it over to Mr. Police!" Chen Cao said coldly after sizing up the man. He already knew what this arrogant man was going to do.

"Just now it was the security patrol fee, now I'm talking about the venue fee!" Obviously, this guy saw clearly the situation where the three people were taken away just now.

Chen Cao really couldn't stand such a scoundrel. He just clenched his fists and wanted to have a fit. The Nine-faced Smiling Fox patted him on the shoulder and said: "The venue fee, to be honest, we are just here for a trip. We just paid for the house inspection."

I’ve already spent everything, where’s the money coming from now?”

"I want to default on my debt!" The man sneered and snapped his fingers. Several men who were playing beach volleyball in the distance immediately rushed over.

"I said boy, do you know where this is? This is my security area. If you don't pay the fee, I can't guarantee what will happen later!" When the white man finished speaking, several people called over.

The strong man immediately shook his muscles and surrounded several people.

"Hey, sir, this is a public place, but think about it, we really don't have any money and there are other expenses. Why not find a bank and we can withdraw the amount to you?" Jiu Mianxiao

When Fox spoke, his body bent a lot, trying to make himself appear humble.

The white man rolled his eyes, patted the strap on his body, waved his hand and said, "Let's go, I see you can't do any tricks!"

Bang Bang...Ah...Master...please spare me...At the corner not far away from the street, a white man was kneeling on the ground, howling with a bruised nose and face.

Rodney took out the dagger, and a cold light flashed from the corner of his mouth: "Using bananas as guns to blackmail, you can even think of it!"

Chen Cao took the lead and kicked the man unconscious. Don't kill anyone unless it's absolutely necessary.

Rodney stuck out his tongue and put away the dagger. The two of them walked to the corner. The Nine-faced Smiling Fox was smoking leisurely with his legs crossed. He looked at Chen and Cao and they walked out, blowing out the smoke and saying, "Feel better."

stop?"

Chen Cao did not answer directly, but said: "I think we should find someone to live with first, and wait until there is news about the fake old ghost!"

"Okay, but I'm really penniless now!" The Nine-faced Smiling Fox shook off the cigarette butt, still smiling.

"You don't need to pay!" Chen Cao took out his mobile phone, made a call, and then walked into the bank across the street. Within a few minutes, he walked out. He said to the two of them: "Let's go!"

"Haha, I'm so sorry, but I still want you to pay!" the Nine-faced Smiling Fox said apologetically.

Chen Cao rolled his eyes at him and said nothing.

In order to hide themselves, a few people checked into an ordinary hotel, and then found a clinic for Rodney to further treat his wounds. By the time they finished all this, it was almost dusk, and Rodney was lying on the boat and fell asleep due to the anesthesia.

past.

Looking at the sunset outside, Chen Cao didn't know what was going on. He felt restless and smoked one cigarette after another.

The Nine-faced Laughing Fox who was watching the TV program at the side turned off the real-time news, turned his head, looked at Chen Cao and said: "If you feel tired, just go out for a walk. Although the police here are greedy for money, the public security situation is indeed good.

Besides, the old ghost won’t kill us, we are very safe here, so Rodney will be fine here!”

Chen Cao put out his cigarette butt in the ashtray, looked at the nine-faced smiling fox, and stood up: "I think cheating on you is not a pleasant thing!"

"There is no other way. If I don't accompany you, you will definitely be worried. I have no choice but to risk my life to accompany you!" The Nine-faced Laughing Fox said the last words in fluent Mandarin.

The two of them walked on the street, wandering aimlessly. There were many pedestrians on the street, but there was a security guard station on duty less than a hundred meters away. There were many people in the evening, but they seemed very orderly.

The sunset shines on the street, reflecting the beauty of the evening scene of the seaside city. Compared with Nada City, the customs and customs here appear more primitive and authentic.

The two grown men didn't have much to see in the street, and they didn't have anything in common with the Nine-faced Smiling Fox, so they found a place to drink milk tea and sat down, silently watching the people going by.

The Nine-faced Smiling Fox didn't seem to mind the silence and ordered two cups of milk tea. Of course, Chen Cao paid for it and sat silently with Chen Cao.

The two of them sat for a few minutes. A lame little girl limped over carrying a flower basket. She saw two men sitting at Chen Cao's table and quickly shook her head and walked past.

"Hey, little girl, can't men ask for flowers?" The Nine-faced Smiling Fox obviously had nothing to do and finished his sentence shamelessly.

"Sir...you...you...?" The little girl was only about seven or eight years old. She looked at the nine-faced smiling fox, then turned to look at Chen Cao. She seemed to have an epiphany, and she picked up the flower basket and said: "Sir,

They are all fresh flowers, please choose whatever you want!"

Chen Cao's face was covered with black lines. He glared at the Nine-faced Smiling Fox and then buried his head. He suddenly realized that going out with the Nine-faced Smiling Fox was more embarrassing than going out with Rodney.

The Nine-faced Smiling Fox pretended to choose for a while, then sighed and shook his head. There was no flower that could adapt to this atmosphere. After speaking, he spread his hands and said: "What a pity, isn't it, baby!" Of course this sentence

He said it to Chen Cao.

Chen Cao buried his head even lower. If he stood up at this time, the little girl would definitely think that he was having sex with this shameless guy!


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