After listening to the conversation between the three roommates in the dormitory, Wu Chi only thought of two words in his mind: livestock.
As soon as he arrived at the door of the dormitory, Wu Chi hadn't even entered yet when he heard a loud discussion inside that could be heard from the first floor outside:
"I personally like Mutoran, she is dedicated to her job and has a strong spirit of dedication. That is the goddess in my heart!" This voice is rather heroic.
"Ran Muto is out of date. We Sora Aoi are the trend of the times and the general trend. She not only has the perfect childish face that countless girls envy, but also has a D cup that can make men spurt blood! Tsk tsk! That kung fu is even more..." (Yes
You can clearly hear the sound of a man swallowing saliva)
"When Matsushima Kaede entered AV as her lover, the true love moved heaven and earth! Which of them you said is as great as my Matsushima Kaede. Selling your body for love, this is the highest state of love."
"Go, Lan Lan dedicated her life for the sexual happiness of all human men!" After a pause, the man choked but said firmly: "But her spirit will definitely be immortal, and she will always live in our hearts!
"
"Humph, in order to reduce the unemployment rate and suicide rate in the world, we resolutely gave up our good job and joined the AV industry. And when our compatriots were suffering, we even extended a helping hand to the people in the disaster area.
Donate, this sentiment makes everyone cry when they hear it!”
"Are their expressions during filming as 'pure' as Matsushima Kaede?"
"Well!"
"Forehead!"
…
Wu Chi guessed that there would be a fight if he didn't go in, so he had to open the door with a wry smile. Although he had followed the Taoist priest around since he was ten years old, the Taoist priest was also a top AV fan, and he also bought street stall magazines that cost two yuan each.
Wu Chi has been collecting a lot, and under the influence of his ears and eyes, Wu Chi is no stranger to the characters they talk about.
How sad! Wu Chi sighed.
The sound of the door opening stopped the fighting inside. They all turned their heads and looked at Wu Chi, who was carrying a backpack and standing outside the door with a smile on his face.
"What are everyone discussing?" Wu Chi asked, pretending not to know.
"Art!" This time, the three people said it loudly and in unison.
Wu Chi had originally thought of ten thousand answers to deal with them, but now that he heard the best words of wisdom from these shameless men, Wu Chi, the shameless master, was still stunned.
"Brother, don't be stunned. We are discussing the stars of Japan's AV industry. Tell us, who is your favorite?" A rather burly boy came over and patted Wu Chi heavily on the shoulder, boldly.
said.
If he was talking about some major national event, Wu Chi would definitely admire him, but now...
"This..." Wu Chi hesitated for a long time and frowned in embarrassment. In fact, no matter which one of the three of them, he liked very much, but he was really embarrassed to say this.
"It turns out that brother likes Ozawa?! Yes, at first I was worried that you were disgusted with these arts we call, but it turns out that brother is also the same person!" Another boy who was definitely tall and shrunken suddenly heard Wu Chi's words.
He narrowed his little eyes, brightened his eyes, and said.
Wu Chi was stunned and was about to explain, but unexpectedly, Matsushima Kaede's fan looked at him with a smile and said to him:
"Brother, don't feel embarrassed. It's not easy for us like-minded people to meet together. You see, I am an absolute supporter of Matsushima Kaede. No, the brothers in the dormitory call me Xiaodao." The thinnest among the three.
Kojima, the shortest, was the most enthusiastic. He then pointed at the burly boy and said, "You can tell from his figure that he is a heavy-sex type, so it is well deserved that he likes Muto Ran. We named him
He got a nickname called Lao Teng, and we will also call him Lao Teng from now on. Of course, he is the biggest one in our dormitory."
"As for him," Kojima pointed at the shrunken boy, "he is the shrunken one among us. He is full of obscene and dirty thoughts. He doesn't like to follow the rules and specializes in new tricks. Moreover, he also has a big hobby, that
I just like Tongyan’s busty Sora Aoi, so we nicknamed him Xiaojing!”
Xiaodao finished the introduction in one breath. Wu Chi already had a general understanding of the three people in their dormitory. At least he could name each person's nickname. But after thinking about it, he now found that after chatting for so long, he
But I don't even know their real names.
"Brother, you like Ozawa. Originally we named your nickname based on one of their characters, but you only have two characters. We will call you Ozawa from now on, okay?"
"Ozawa?" Wu Chi suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. When people hear this name, it will trigger countless associations. Isn't it directly the name of Maria Ozawa?
"Isn't it Maria Ozawa?" Wu Chi said sadly.
"Oh, Maria. Then I'll call you Xiaoli from now on?" Xiaodao asked with some embarrassment, glancing at Wu Chi with ill intentions.
"I mean Xiao Ma." Wu Chi wiped the cold sweat from his face.
"Pony, this name is okay, what do you think?" Xiaodao chuckled, stopped teasing him, and turned to ask for their opinions.
"I think the word "horse" is in the middle of the five characters. It should be said that the one with "horse" is good." Xiaojing's words were astonishing, and his vulgar appearance was indeed in vain.
"Zhongma? Stallion! Well, that's a good name. It's very impressive at first glance." Kojima couldn't help but laugh.
"Haha, please stop making things difficult for me," Lao Teng begged for Wu Chi, giving full play to the role a boss should play. Wu Chi immediately gave him a grateful glance, but unexpectedly Lao Teng added
One sentence, "Looking at how cool and retro-style his outfit is, let's call him Brother Ma from now on!"