Chapter 102 Saying that you are dizzy, you old bald donkey!
"Young Master, it will be a martial arts competition between you and the Qingfeng Sect later! Young Master, please prepare!" The old village master came to Xiao Xiao and said. Xiao Xiao nodded, "Well, I understand! Please come to see me personally, Master.
tell!"
"Then I have other things to do! I won't accompany the young master anymore!" The old owner clasped his fists and left. His small eyes glanced at Zhuang Die unintentionally, and his sharp eyes saw the red mark on Zhuang Die's collar.
With a sarcastic smile on her lips, she said she was a slut, but she didn’t know who it was!
Zhuang Die looked at Xiaoxiao with hatred, as if he wanted to eat her to death! Mo Rong, I will definitely destroy you!
"Xiaoxiao, be careful during the competition later! Don't hurt yourself with the sword without eyes!" Wuwei looked at Xiaoxiao with concern. Xiaoxiao smiled softly, "Don't worry! I will be careful!"
"Mommy, come on!" the sweetheart said, kissing her little cheek.
"Okay, Mommy will do the best!" Xiaoxiao smiled and touched their heads. As expected, the son she gave birth to was really cute and handsome. If he grew up, wouldn't he make those women crazy? She could
You need to teach them how to pick up women! o(n_n)o Haha~ You have to be a top sex mom!
"Brother, Mommy looks at us so strangely! There is drool at the corner of her mouth!" The baby said in a strange voice, holding the sweetheart's little hand.
"Brother, I feel the same way! I seem to have a bad feeling!" Xin Gan nodded.
"Mommy must be thinking about something bad!" The baby nodded heavily. He came back to his senses just in time to hear his words and nodded his little nose. "What nonsense are you talking about? Mummy is thinking about something bad?"
The baby pouted and touched the tip of his nose, "Mommy, if you knock it on your nose like this, it won't look good!"
"Hey..." Xiaoxiao snorted. Brat.
"The following is the showdown between the Qingyun Sect and the Gui Sect! Please invite the leader of the Qingyun Sect and the Young Master of the Gui Sect!" Xiaoxiao stood up from his seat when he heard this. Wuwei looked at Xiaoxiao and said, "Be careful!"
"Xiao Xiao, be careful! If you can't beat him, we'll kill him!" Mo Mo waved his handkerchief behind and shouted loudly. Xiao Xiao glared at him, but Mo Mo was still shouting excitedly, "Come on, Xiao Xiao."
, Come on, Xiaoxiao!”
"Shut up, or be careful if I use sunflower acupuncture on you!" Xiaoxiao deliberately learned the local dialect and made the handsome men around her laugh. Zi Xuanyue was so laughing that she walked to Xiaoxiao and whispered softly.
He said, "My dear wife, you can go up, but if my dear wife is in danger, my husband will not sit idly by and do nothing!"
"Am I that bad in your eyes?" Xiaoxiao glanced at them angrily, "You should cheer me up, how can I keep saying depressing words? Even if I am not defeated, I will be defeated by your curse!"
"I don't! I'm cheering for Xiaoxiao!" She silently shouted while holding up her own homemade flag. Finally, she could see Xiaoxiao's heroic appearance. In the past, I only heard about Xiaoxiao's marksmanship and fighting bulls! Now!
I can finally see how awesome she is! Oh haha... If I go back and tell my buddies, no one will believe me!
"Then work hard!" Xiaoxiao curled her lips and then flew down on the stage like a fairy scattering flowers. Her stunningly beautiful figure shocked everyone. Even the palm of the Qingyun Sect standing on the stage
Men couldn't help but be stunned, thinking that it was a fairy descending to earth. Mo Mo opened his mouth so much that he was about to swallow an ostrich egg, and then shouted excitedly, "Xiao Xiao, great! Great! Si Gou Yi! (It means great in Japanese.)
!～It’s a near-sounding tone!)" Momo was excited and incoherent. His sweetheart clapped his hands excitedly, and the other beauties were also pleased to see the beautiful little figure falling on the stage. It was so beautiful at that moment.
"Let's take action!" Xiaoxiao said with a smile on her face. She didn't feel nervous at all, her tone was like "Let's chat!" The head of the Qingyun Sect couldn't help but look at her a few more times. It was really not easy for her to be so powerful at such a young age.
.You may not have such momentum around him.
"I'm offended!" As soon as the leader of the Qingyun Sect finished his sentence, he used the tiger fist, attacking Xiaoxiao with the aura of a tiger and a tiger. Xiaoxiao made a gorgeous 360-degree turn to avoid his offensive, and then threw out
Yunxiu wrapped around his two hands, and Master Qing was so lucky that his little Yunxiu fell into pieces and fell to the ground. Xiaoxiao looked at Zhuang Die without any panic and said, "I'll let you see the real thing."
The evil jade magic skill is so powerful!" After saying that, Xiaoxiao made a gorgeous spin in the air and struck at Master Qing very quickly. When the knights heard about the evil jade magic skill, their faces changed greatly. Zhuang Die even turned blue.
Looking at the little moves, her eyes were so vicious that she wanted to come forward and eat her. Damn it, she actually mastered the evil jade magic skill, and she herself turned into a monster that is neither evil nor human! Thinking of this
, the eyes were even more vicious. But none of this escaped Zi Xuanyue's eyes.
Sect Leader Qing gradually couldn't stand it any longer, and secretly sighed in his heart that this evil jade magic skill was really amazing! He couldn't even touch the young master at all. "Sir, I've had enough fun! Goodbye..." Xiaoxiao said suddenly.
Then Head Qing felt a strong wind blowing towards him. When he came to his senses, he had already fallen off the stage. Xiaoxiao stood on the stage and looked at Head Qing: "I have offended you so much, please forgive me!"
"I am not talented. The young master has such advanced kung fu at such a young age. It really makes me ashamed!" Head Qing clasped his fists and left sadly. The attendants on the stage hurriedly said, "The young master of the Guimen wins in the first round! In the second round,
The young master of the Ghost Gate versus the master of the Thunderwind Castle!" As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a bearded man walking up.
"Let me show you your Kungfu skills!" After saying that, he rushed towards Xiaoxiao, tapped his toes on the ground and stepped back, then jumped up and came behind the Lord of the Thunderwind Castle. The Lord turned around in panic and looked at
Xiaoxiao rushed towards her again. Xiaoxiao kept dealing with him on the stage and did not make any moves. He only retreated when he attacked. After a while, he saw that the palm of the castle master gradually weakened. Xiaoxiao was a gorgeous person.
He used Izumo sleeves to knock the castle master off the stage, and saw the castle master lying on the ground panting.
Momo's eyes were full of red hearts, and when he looked at Xiaoxiao, he couldn't express his admiration in words. Handsome! Handsome, so handsome! Momo's eyes were full of red hearts. When he looked at Xiaoxiao, he was so adoring with his hands clasped in his fists.
The handsome men below breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that Xiaoxiao was able to deal with them with ease. After several rounds, Xiaoxiao stood on the stage and looked arrogantly at the crowd. He was very awesome. That arrogant expression made the heroes below love and love him.
Hate, gritted his teeth but there was nothing he could do. After all, she really stood there with her true ability. Zhuang Die looked at Xiaoxiao's arrogant expression, the handkerchief on her fingers was tightly twisted, and he looked at her with resentment in his eyes.
After the whole competition, Xiao Xiaoyong entered the finals. When Xiao Xiao came down from the stage, his beloved, silently excited, threw himself in front of Xiao Xiao, hugged Xiao Xiao tightly and shouted excitedly, causing
The people next to him looked sideways. Zhuang Die snorted coldly.
"Amitabha, the world is getting worse!" Abbot Yuanzhen couldn't help shaking his head and sighing. Xiaoxiao heard this and turned to look at the monk on the stage. "Master, what do you say?" Xiaoxiao had a look on his face.
unhappy.
"Xiaoxiao, stop making trouble! Let's go back!" Seeing that Xiaoxiao was about to get angry again, Wuwei wanted to take Xiaoxiao away. Xiaoxiao broke away from his hand and looked at the abbot, "Little girl, I don't quite understand. Please clarify, master!"
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"Amitabha, the donor should know what I mean!" Yuan Zhen looked at Xiao Xiao.
"It's unfortunate, I just didn't know!" Xiaoxiao said to Yuan Zhen helplessly, spreading his hands.
"Amitabha, I can only point here!" Yuan Zhen said with her eyes closed.
"You think you're great just because you're a monk, don't you?" The little boy became angry.
"Xiaoxiao, let's go back, let's go back!" Wuwei pulled Xiaoxiao and said he was going to take her away. Zi Xuanyue came over and stopped Wuwei, "If my dear wife is happy, just let her go!"
Wuwei looked at Zi Xuanyue in surprise, only to see Zi Xuanyue smiling as she watched Xiao Xiao angrily argue with the eminent monk.
"You old bald donkey, you are still a monk in vain! Don't you know that form is emptiness, and emptiness is form? Even a little girl like me can see why the abbot has been reciting scriptures for so many years and smelling incense ashes for so many years.
, the temple that has been sleeping for so many years doesn’t even understand such a simple truth? If you don’t understand, just say it and don’t pretend to understand. Although the little girl doesn’t recite Buddha much, she still understands a little! Although the little girl is greedy for the world of mortals, she still has a little love for Buddhism.
Comprehension! I understand the meaning of what the master just said, but I really don’t know. Does the Buddhist monk care about the little girl’s worldly life? How many men do I have have to do with the abbot? If the abbot is jealous that the little girl has many beautiful men around her,
You can return to the secular world and sit in the arms of a beautiful woman! Why say sour grapes because you can't eat grapes? If you return to the secular world and become a little girl, you will understand. After all, you have been abstinent for so many years and it is normal to have some ideas. Why do you dislike young girls so much?
Does what the little girl does have anything to do with the abbot? I wonder whether the abbot drinks well water or seawater, and the control is so broad? Did I ask you to let you interfere with my affairs? Do you understand the principle that one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer?
My beauties and I don't have any objections. What the hell are you calling me?" Xiaoxiao pointed at Yuanzhen and looked at him aggressively. Yuanzhen rolled her eyes at Xiaoxiao, and kept saying you, you, you.
.Zi Xuanyue laughed, how could he let go of such a fun lady?
"Are you smiling like a bird? With your mouth open so wide, do you think you are advertising that Colgate has no cavities? You are smiling so brightly..." Xiaoxiao glanced at him angrily, and Zi Xuanyue walked up to Xiaoxiao with a smile.
He hugged Xiao Xiao's waist, "My husband just thinks that my wife's eloquence and momentum of scolding me are what fascinates me the most!"
"Mom, are you going around the corner and calling me a shrew?" Xiaoxiao stepped on Zi Xuanyue, and Zi Xuanyue frowned in pain. This dear lady is so violent!
"No, no, this is the only way for your husband to kiss your wife!" Zi Xuanyue shook her head and waved her hands. He didn't want to be stepped on by her again, so she let him go with a small groan.
"Xiao Xiao, you almost killed someone again!" Wuwei looked at Master Yuan Zhen who was foaming at the mouth and really had to admire Xiao Xiao's ability. Xiao Xiao snorted and said, "You deserve it!"
Momo admired Xiaoxiao and regarded her as a god. "Xiaoxiao, you are really great! I want to worship you as my teacher!" Momo said excitedly, holding Xiaoxiao's arm.
"Good boy, take some money first and be filial and filial! I'll think about it again. You must know that this skill depends on the person! I'm optimistic about you!" Xiaoxiao patted his shoulder and left, no longer watching him fall to the ground and foaming at the mouth.
The cramped Master Yuanzhen. All the martial arts practitioners put their hands together and looked at the poor Master Yuanzhen. It is really amazing that a generation of eminent monks could be said like this by a little girl!
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Let me say it again, this article is about a woman and a man! A sister said that this would distract from the topic of the article! No, I don’t think it’s a big deal! Who stipulates that the ending will be whatever the title is?? o(n_n)o~Table
Mind you, most of them are good at writing like this! Some girls are very innocent and think it’s weird to read such a novel. To be honest, I don’t think it’s okay! It’s normal, they are all novels, and novels are fiction! Why don’t they call it novels?
We are making up random things in it? There is no need to ask for too much, right? When reading this article, don’t look at history, civil customs, or silver exchange! Just treat it as a novel. This article is fictional history and a novice article, so there is no need to
It’s too much to ask for! Being relaxed and funny is my pursuit, so sisters who come here, don’t have too high expectations for the writing style of this article! The reason why I choose fictional history is because it allows me to brag casually! (*^◎^*
)I blew my reputation to the sky and no one came to settle the score with me!(^o^)/
Sisters, please read this article with a relaxed mood! This article is just a light and funny article! Don’t expect too much! The writing style is just like this! Hehe...