"I said how long do you want to eat my tofu?" Xiaoxiao looked speechlessly at the mentally retarded young man Li Qing who was licking her up and down in front of her. This guy had been licking her from the beginning! If she hadn't injured her waist, she would have
I jumped up early and gave him a meal of Foshan Shadowless Palm, stir-fried shredded pork with bamboo sticks, overwhelming palms, the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and the Tathagata Divine Palm. Damn it, how could he eat her tofu so casually? Yes, he is so tender. Then
How can I eat her if she is beautiful?
"I just think my wife and I are a little different!" the little handsome boy said cutely, while his hands were still touching irregularly.
"Let me ask you, do you know the difference between men and women?" The corner of Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched a little as he kept touching her breasts. This damn boy kept eating her tofu. Damn it, he can't move his body now, otherwise he will definitely fall into pieces.
! With a face that is so shocking that she deserves to be eaten! How can she be touched like this without caring about who she is?
"Aren't you the same as me? But your breasts are bigger than mine! I also want to take the kind of fertilizer that my wife said can make my breasts bigger! Does your wife have a belt?" Li Qing blinked cutely and looked at it.
Small.
"You don't think we are all the same, do you?" The corners of his little mouth were twitching so hard that he couldn't control the violent twitching. God, you really closed a door and a window. What makes him look so attractive is a
Fool. But there is no need to let her suffer here! She is about to collapse!
"Isn't it different?" Li Qing looked at him confused.
"How could it be the same? I'm a girl, not a boy! You have three legs, but I don't!" Xiaoxiao couldn't bear it and roared at him. Grandma, forgive her for being so rude, especially when facing such a cute and handsome person.
Having a beautiful man is a very difficult thing. She wants to control it, but she really can't stand it! I have never met such a retarded person before when I met an idiot.
"Is the lady wrong? I only have two legs! Where did the third one come from?" Liqing looked at himself curiously, he only had two legs! Why did the lady say he had three?
Xiaoxiao inhales and exhales, inhales and exhales, such a top-notch man is really challenging her endurance! Her fists are so itchy, who is going to let her punch them?
"Madam, why does your head start to smoke?" Liqing tilted her head and looked at Xiaoxiao cutely.
"Ah... I can't stand it anymore!" Xiaoxiao yelled and pointed at Liqing, "Get out! Let me be quiet for a while!" If she stayed here, she couldn't help but use violence against this extremely beautiful man!
"But I want to stay with my wife! Madam, I have been waiting for you here for hundreds of years!" Liqing looked at Xiaoxiao pitifully.
"Wait a minute!" Xiaoxiao was shocked by what he just said. "How many, how many, hundreds of years?"
"Yes, I am already 738 years old!" Liqing looked at Xiaoxiao.
"What? 7, 7, 738 years old?" Xiao Xiao stuttered and looked at him and took a deep breath. "Are you lying? Do you think I am an idiot or you yourself are an idiot? How can anyone live to be more than 700 years old? No.
Seeing how loving you look, I'm not willing to do anything to you! If you offend me, I'll still stun you!" Xiaoxiao was furious. He couldn't help it anymore, and he couldn't even brag!
"I didn't lie to my wife, it's true! Because I am a human-dragon fusion!" Liqing blinked and said seriously. At the end, she nodded. Xiaoxiao looked at him helplessly, thinking that he was a fool after all, even if he was an idiot!
What a pity! Xiaoxiao shook his head with regret.
"Madam, do you not believe me?" Liqing looked at Xiaoxiao who looked disbelieving and asked,
"Believe me, I'm a fool!" Xiaoxiao snorted. Do you really think she is a fool?
"Master is indeed right, I will never believe it! Madam, please wait..." Liqing said to Xiaoxiao and left the room. Xiaoxiao shook his head, idiot!
After a while, Liqing walked in and took a basin of water. Xiaoxiao looked at him and said, "Is the basin for me to take a bath too small?" It's enough to put a face on it!
"Ma'am, look carefully!" Li Qing smiled tenderly. Xiao Xiao looked at him strangely, "Why! What do you want to see?"
He only saw Liqing pouring a basin of water on himself, and Xiaoxiao looked at him strangely. Would anyone pour water on himself? The answer must be a fool.
But something that surprised Xiaoxiao happened immediately. He saw Liqing's two legs came together to form a fish tail. Even his naked upper body had a faint dragon's strength. It was entangled in Liqing's abdomen to form a fish tail.
Round shape. The whole dragon is golden, exuding the nobility of the dragon clan. It cannot be ignored.
"This special effects shot is so realistic!" Xiaoxiao exclaimed after a long time before he came to his senses and clapped his hands.
"Madam, this is true!" Li Qing's mouth pouted. Master told him that if he told Madam the truth, she would not believe it for the time being, but she would believe it in the future!
"Are you serious?" Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes at him. "Do you really think you could become a mermaid if you changed your tail? I have heard stories about mermaids, but she is a beauty! This is the first time I have seen a mermaid.
You are really good at pretending, go ahead! Find something clever to deceive me! There is no way you can deceive me with such a cover-up!"
"What I said is true. As long as my body touches water, it will become like this. I'm not going to lie to you..." Li Qing hurriedly ran to Xiao Xiao and said.
"Yes, yes, you are real, you are real!" Xiao Xiao yawned. It was really tiring to talk to him. The beautiful man turned out to be a fool, an idiot, a lunatic, and a mentally retarded person.
"Madam, your answer is so forced!" Liqing pouted unhappily.
"My waist hurts so much, I want to take a good rest! Good night!" Xiaoxiao waved his hand and closed his eyes and ignored him.
"Madam? Madam?" Liqing called to Xiaoxiao while she was sleeping.
"What are you doing?" Xiaoxiao said with his eyes closed. He is really good at pestering people.
"My lady, please don't sleep, okay? I want to talk to my lady!" Liqing's soft voice said in the little ear.
"Just talk, don't get so close!" Xiaoxiao pushed his head away, "Madam, don't yell, I don't remember having a relationship with you!"
"Then why should I call you Niangzi?" Liqing asked curiously.
"Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao is my name!" Xiaoxiao said slightly sleepily. She was a little sleepy. Is he still finished?
"My wife's name is so nice!" Li Qing said sweetly.
"Really? That's really Gadeno! (Japanese homophone for "too good")" Xiaoxiao had already started to wander too much.
"Madam? Xiaoxiao? Are you really asleep?" Liqing looked at Xiaoxiao's sleeping face carefully. Hearing her even breathing, he had to cover her with the quilt and walk out. Anyway, Madam has been found.
, he is not in a hurry at this moment!
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I’m starting to get into v! I’m sorry, I hope you understand! I’ll update more tomorrow! My spine hurts again! Sorry!