"My dear wife, do you think I can do this?" I heard a very soft and charming voice coming over. Xiaoxiao was drinking tea without looking, "What's okay?"
"Look at her! She is dressed up carefully!" Zi Xuanyue said in a cooing voice.
"What did you show me so early in the morning...ah?" It took a long time for Xiao Xiao to say the word "ah". Don't blame her, but she was shocked!
"Why did your breasts get bigger overnight? Are they still so outrageous?" Xiaoxiao stared at his magnificent breasts in disbelief. If you look carefully, they have a tendency to sag.
Zi Xuanyue immediately said as if she was offering a treasure, "How is it? Doesn't it look good? I've worked hard to be your maid!" After saying that, she winked and winked at Xiaoxiao. Xiaoxiao was so numb that she shivered.
Shivering. Why is this person so disgusting? I just finished eating and wanted to vomit her to death?
"I was thinking, husband, if I want to pretend, I have to pretend more thoroughly! So I put something on my chest!" Zi Xuanyue took credit and ran in front of Xiaoxiao. When she ran, her breasts were uneven and severely deformed, which frightened her.
The little one leaned back.
Xiaoxiao swallowed his saliva and said, "What did you put there? Durian?" Isn't it too scary? Even a woman with breasts like this would be scared to death! She's not afraid of the earth's gravity causing him to fall over!
"My dear wife, how can I pretend to be a durian? Why not pierce all the holes in my husband's delicate skin!" Zi Xuanyue said resentfully, "I pretended to be a grapefruit!"
"Pfft..." The tea in Xiaoxiao's mouth spurted out and he coughed violently. Wuwei walked in and walked over to Xiaoxiao to help her carry her back. "What's wrong? Why do you drink tea so carelessly?"
"I'm sorry, what did you put on your breasts? Isn't it too exaggerated? Do you think you are a cow?" Momo walked in and saw Zi Xuanyue's huge breasts and exclaimed. When he saw Xiaoxiao was in pain
Coughing, I knew what was going on! I was probably scared by him.
"You, cough...look, look at him!" Xiaoxiao pointed at the culprit. God, did he want to choke her to death in this way?
After listening to Xiao Xiao's words, Wuwei turned around to look at Zi Xuanyue. When he saw it, the hand that was patting Xiao Xiao's back stopped and became stunned.
Hearing the sound of Xiao Xiao coughing, Wu, Yin, and Chiyan walked in with their beloved. They were stunned when they saw Zi Xuanyue.
"Quickly, throw away that grapefruit of yours!" Xiaoxiao finally took a breath and pointed at Zi Xuanyue and yelled. His grandma, did you deliberately make her with such shocking breasts to disgust her to death? Isn't it disgusting to death?
He also has nightmares all day long! I really don’t know what is going on in his head!
"But it's hard for me to be such a big grapefruit!" Zi Xuanyue shook her breasts with her hands, and saw that her breasts had improved a lot. "Why do they always have to sag?" Zi Xuanyue looked a little confused.
Holding his breasts.
"Do you understand the gravity of the earth? It's strange that you pretend to be so big and don't sag! Zi Xuanyue, I'm warning you for the last time! Throw your breasts to me immediately! Otherwise, don't see me again!" Xiaoxiao's last warning
She will definitely vomit if she looks at his chest again.
Boom, boom... After hearing Xiaoxiao's last warning, Zi Xuanyue immediately threw the two huge grapefruits and ran to Xiaoxiao, "Look, I threw them!" She raised her breasts to show Xiaoxiao.
Xiaoxiao looked at him, "If I could, I would really like to take a durian and crack your head open to see what's inside you!"
"I do this because I want to make it look more realistic! Otherwise my flat chest will make people suspicious!" Zi Xuanyue said aggrievedly.
"Even if you want to pretend to be cool, there's no need to get a grapefruit! Just steamed buns will do!" Xiaoxiao waved his hand and said.
"I want to be plumper than my dear wife!" Zi Xuanyue said with a pout.
"What!" Xiao Xiao stood up and glared at Zi Xuanyue, "Are you talking about my small breasts?"
"No, no! I, I didn't mean that!" Zi Xuanyue felt that her trouble had come out of her mouth, and she became angry!
"What do you mean if you don't mean that? Mommy is so small! My dear, do you think Mommy is small?" Xiaoxiao turned around and asked the sweetheart sitting aside.
"Hey, Mommy is big!" The sweetheart didn't know what it meant, but according to them, it was indeed big!
"How about it? Someone can prove it!" Xiaoxiao immediately puffed up her chest. It's about proving that she is a woman, and she can't be careless at all! Several other men have black lines on their heads. How can such a thing be said like this?
"I made a mistake, okay? Don't be angry, don't be angry!" Zi Xuanyue admitted her mistake in front of Xiaoxiao like a villain. Xiaoxiao pinched his chest hard, which made Zi Xuanyue's face hurt.
Severe cramps, Qin Niang's hands are really strong! It hurts him to death.
"Remember what you can and can't say in front of me from now on! You must remember it clearly!" Xiaoxiao glared at him.
"Remember, remember!" Zi Xuanyue nodded hurriedly. Only then did Xiaoxiao stop with satisfaction.
"We'll be arriving in Kyoto in two days. I'll help you buy some gifts for Mr. Mo, Mrs. Mo and others!" Wuwei said, pouring a glass of water for Xiaoxiao.
"Wuwei is still thoughtful. I have been so busy these days that I forgot about it!" Xiaoxiao said to Wuwei gratefully.
"No! I have something to say!" Wuwei hesitated for a long time and looked at Xiaoxiao.
"Say it! You're welcome!" Xiaoxiao nodded and asked him to say it.
"Wouldn't it be bad for us, all men, to follow you to Mo Mansion? Will it affect your reputation?" Wuwei thought for a while and said.
"You don't have to worry about this! They are all very open-minded old people! Besides, you are all my friends. Who dares to talk when visiting my house? I sewed his mouth!" Xiaoxiao made a sewing gesture.
"Hey, then why did you ask me to change into women's clothes?" Zi Xuanyue now felt like she had been cheated.
"I see you like it very much!" Xiaoxiao said, crossing her legs.
"Where is it? I sacrificed myself like this because of my dear wife! Who knew you were playing tricks on me, dear dear lady!" Zi Xuanyue said a little shocked.
"Then change it back!"
"Really?" Zi Xuanyue looked at Xiaoxiao happily.
"It's rare that I'm in a good mood to give you an errand where you can serve me closely! Since you are so unwilling, it seems that I have no choice but to replace you!" Xiaoxiao put down the tea cup and said with regret.
"Is that so? My dear, I'm just saying it! I'll do it, I'll do it!" Zi Xuanyue said coquettishly as she cuddled up to the little one.
"Really?" Xiaoxiao looked at him.
"Really, really!" Zi Xuanyue nodded. She smiled happily. It's definitely better to use him to do something than to do it yourself! o(n_n)o Haha~