"Today, Xianyun Villa welcomes martial arts people from all walks of life to participate in the martial arts conference, a major event in the martial arts world. Zhuang is very honored! In this martial arts conference, Zhuang will definitely be fair and impartial with the jury. In order to eliminate criticism,
Neither Zhuang nor Quanzi will participate in this competition for the martial arts leader. I hope you can come out on top in this conference!..." Zhuang Xiong said a lot of official words on the stage in a sultry tone! Xiaoxiao, that's it!
The heads below were nodding like chickens pecking at rice.
After finally waiting for Zhuang Xiongba to finish speaking, another old man with white hair came to speak on the stage. Xiaoxiao squinted his eyes slightly and looked behind him. Oh my God! There are still five or six old men who want to speak!
There is also a bald donkey among them! Why is this monk joining in the fun of the martial arts conference? Isn’t Buddhism based on compassion? Do you still want to watch bloodshed here?
After an hour passed, I finally saw a young man holding a tray in his hand, and then Zhuang Xiongba came out again. "Next, I will tell you the rules of the game! First, the game ends at the point. No more moves are allowed.
.Second, you are not allowed to use hidden weapons, poisons and other unscrupulous methods during the competition! Third..." He talked about a lot of rules. Xiaoxiao frowned slightly, "Why do you still fight with so many rules? None of them.
That’s interesting!”
"Mommy, why hasn't the game started yet? My darling wants to sleep!" The darling yawned. Xiaoxiao looked at her baby son and touched their heads. "Good boy, Mommy, give them another five minutes."
!If you talk to me again, I will kick you down!" Are you bored? She hates people who just talk at length when they have nothing to do. Xiaoxiao looked at the other old man on the stage who started chattering again, and told him with his eyes that no more
Shut up and say that he had to dismantle the bones and then reassemble them! When the old man saw the small threat, his legs trembled in fright and he shouted, "The game begins!"
"Mommy, the game has finally begun!" The sweetheart clapped her hands happily. She felt the sultry heat and pulled her collar. The looming deep groove made the handsome man standing next to her blush with embarrassment. She looked at it.
Xiaoxiao was gradually getting bigger, so Wuwei hurriedly held down Xiaoxiao's hand. Xiaoxiao looked at him with confusion, and Wuwei's blushing face under Wuwei's mask stammered, "Xiaoxiao, you, you, don't, don't.
Shit!" Xiaoxiao lowered his head and looked down after hearing what he said. Isn't it just a little springy? So what? Looking at Wuwei's expression and the different reactions of the beautiful men around him, Xiaoxiao immediately decided to wear that piece tomorrow.
The glamorous red dress and the looming veil will definitely make them nosebleed.
"It's very hot today! Do you want me to suffocate to death? They really want to breathe!" Xiaoxiao pointed at his chest! Wuwei's hand shook, and Wuheyin's mouth twitched violently! Chiyan said
Was he stunned? Isn’t this too bold? Yan Mo’s eyes were sparkling. He was so happy to be able to see the beautiful figure of Princess Heiyutang in ancient times! Xiao Qing on the other side was about to turn red.
, seeing Xiaoxiao not paying attention to the reactions around him and frequently pulling up his collar to expose the attractive white on his chest, he couldn't help but feel a little jealous. Zhuang Jie, who was sitting next to him, looked at Xiaoxiao's bold behavior in shock. On the other hand, Zhuang Die
The pair looked at each other with disdain. A woman who behaved like a prostitute gained such a good face in vain! She was even more unhappy when she saw the faces of the handsome men around her with different reactions. Especially when she saw the face of her favorite one looking ashen.
Seeing the young master's actions, I felt a little happy. I'm afraid the prince wouldn't like the young master!
"There are a lot of people here, not in the valley! It's better for Xiaoxiao to be careful!" Wuwei held Xiaoxiao's restless hand, his heart was beating wildly. The warmth from his hand made him sweat a little.
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"No one dared to look at it without my consent. I picked out his eyes and used them as a ball to kick!" Xiaoxiao glared at the others, and those martial arts people turned their heads nervously because of Xiaoxiao's success. Based on Xiaoxiao's sudden success, no one dared to offend him.
To her!
"Mommy, look, someone is competing!" The baby hurriedly held the little hand and climbed into the little arms with great effort. The sweetheart who was originally sitting very upright saw his little brother crawling into Mommy's arms.
Zhong himself also climbed up and hugged Xiaoxiao's neck. Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes speechlessly, "Oh! They started competing for favor again!"
"Mommy, why does that uncle's hair grow on his chest? There's more hair on his chest than on his head!" The baby looked curiously at a bald man competing with his bare upper body, and the thick hair on his chest looked like a
baboon!
When Xiaoxiao heard what he said, he looked up and couldn't help laughing. Not only Xiaoxiao, but everyone who heard the baby talking like this couldn't help laughing. The big man on the stage looked at a
The baby said this, looking down at the chest hair that he was once proud of and covering his chest with a little embarrassment. Now, another person saw the opportunity and kicked him out. He was removed from the candidate list.
Next up came a man dressed in neither male nor female clothes, who looked a bit like the Invincible Dongfang. The baby looked at his appearance and pulled her little hand, "Mommy, is that an uncle or an aunt? Why is the white powder on his face so white?"
Is there more flour in the noodle vat? Those lips look like they just sucked blood~" The baby was a little scared and hugged his little neck tightly. Xiaoxiao smiled and patted his back, "Good boy, he is a shemale! He is not a man.
Unfeminine monster!"
"Oh, I know! Mommy told me how transvestites came from!" Xingan nodded as if he understood.
"Yeah! That's how it came about!" Xiaoxiao nodded.
"So that uncle likes men? Or macho men?" The baby looked at Xiaoxiao a little confused, "Mommy, why are two men together?"
As soon as the baby's words came out, he felt a strange atmosphere around him. Wuwei stepped forward and took the baby away. "Who taught you this?"
"Mommy told me before! Right? Mommy! But Mommy said she hates people being gay or having sex with men, so she won't have a chance to do anything!" The baby said to herself in the past.
The words came out. Xiao Xiaoxian covered his mouth and made a shushing gesture.
"Xiaoxiao, what have you taught them?" Wuwei looked at Xiaoxiao with a bit of reproach, and Xiaoxiao smiled awkwardly. "This is enlightenment education! So that they can understand why some men like to be together!"
"Mommy, is it true that Uncle Xiao and Uncle Zhuang are in a male-to-male relationship when they are sitting together all the time?" Hexin interjected. This sentence completely shocked the two people who had nothing to do with this matter! Zhuang Jie is that?
I am so depressed. I was misunderstood by Xiaoxiao three years ago, and misunderstood by her sons three years later! He was really unjust!
"That's enough, I've heard enough!" The man on stage who was neither male nor female finally couldn't bear the slander against him, and was slandered by a three-year-old baby.
"You've heard enough, my son hasn't said enough yet!" Xiaoxiao immediately said something back to him! It was very fun to watch the face of the shemale, who was neither male nor female, turn from green to white, and then from white to black, like a chameleon.
!
"Speak slowly, my darling, Mommy will support me!" Xiaoxiao immediately encouraged her precious son to continue hurting others!
"What a reckless little kid, how dare you slander our sect. What we like is women! I tell you that other sects are afraid of you, but this sect is not afraid of you!" After saying this, Xiao Xiao felt a sinister wind coming towards him.
The baby was busy flying into the air and spinning rapidly. The baby, who didn't know what the danger was, clapped his hands happily and said, "Wow, wow, great! Baby likes Mommy Feifei the most!"
"What makes you so brave? You're not afraid?" Xiaoxiao looked at the baby in his arms speechlessly, then threw him into Yin's arms and started fighting with Dongfeng Bubai.
Dongfang Bubai's martial arts moves are very strange, and each move is a little bit different from the martial arts of the Central Plains. Every move of Xiao Xiao is a very gorgeous posture, as if he is dancing, which is pleasing to the eyes of others.
"Let me just say, if you use force, you will sweat, and sweating will make me feel uncomfortable all over! Since you are not afraid of death, let me show you my eloquence!" After saying that, he used Yiyang to point at his forehead.
On the acupuncture point, it immediately settled!
Everyone couldn't help but lower their heads and started talking when they saw that Xiaoxiao was actually able to use the Yang Finger that had been lost for a long time in the martial arts world. Xiaoxiao watched as the immobilized human demon walked up to him with a weird smile.
"I just killed a living person a few days ago! As long as they don't offend me, I won't offend them! But a kind-hearted person will not kill easily!" Xiaoxiao said with a smile.
"Bitch, whore!" The shemale began to curse indiscriminately. Her little hands entangled her hair on both sides, which was a signal that she was unhappy.
"If you are not a bitch, how do you know that I am a bitch? If you want to be bitch, you must be bitch first. If you are not bitch, how do you know that I am bitch? If you are bitch, you are not bitch! This is the first time I have seen you bitch to the bone. You don't wear makeup.
More beautiful than makeup, being a ghost is better than being a human being! Do you think you are the Invincible of the East just because you dress like this? Give you a toothpick and you will be a big tree! With your virtue, even if you die and become a ghost, you will scare you to death! Eyebrows
As thick as a worm, with stubble on your chin or beard, do you think you are the most beautiful girl like a flower? Her girl is many times prettier than you! Do you think you are like Sister Furong because you are like this? She also has a curved figure, what about you?
?I can't find any flesh on my body, and the inside of my pants looks like bamboo sticks! You said you still want to live like this? I should have died early! I'd die early and be born early. Look at your dignity, the sun doesn't dare to look at it
You covered your eyes. The big tree didn't want to be polluted by you, and all its leaves were shed. Even the air was so thin! I don't know, you thought you were on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. You said that you were angered by both humans and gods, and the world couldn't tolerate it. You are still alive.
Why? Call me a whore? As a whore, at least I still have the capital, unlike someone who wants to be a whore but can’t! How can I be a whore with an extra leg? Jealousy? This is the world, but you are allowed to
I'm so jealous!..." Xiao Xiao said coolly. He watched Dongfang Bubai gradually roll his eyes and foam at the mouth. He only heard a loud noise and fell to the ground without breathing!
"Alas... I didn't mean to kill you! Why are you so unsatisfied? It would be better if you persisted a little longer!" Xiaoxiao looked at Dongfang Bubai who fell and shook his head and sighed. The world has lost another one! She
She didn't want him to die, who knew he was so fragile without her saying a few words!
"I finally saw the real scene of talking a living person to death! Xiao, Xiao, Xiao Xiao is really awesome!" Yan Mo swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva and looked at it in disbelief and then shouted loudly to Xiao Xiao, "Xiao Xiao
You are my idol, my goddess, my God! I want to worship you as my teacher and be your disciple! I also want to practice the ability to talk people to death!"
Xiaoxiao glanced at him and then looked at the jury on the stage. "You guys go on! I'm going down first!" After saying that, he jumped down. Witnessing once again the ability to talk people to death, the sweat on the foreheads of various sects became more and more intense.
They come more and more! I wipe my sweat frequently! What should I do? It seems that last time was not a coincidence! But I really have the ability to talk people to death!
Zi Xuanyue, who was hiding in the sect in disguise and watching the excitement, looked at the little wonderful performance, and the smile at the corner of her mouth kept widening. The woman he fell in love with was indeed extraordinary! This girl's mouth is really powerful! It's better to be careful in the future, he
There is still a lot of youth left to be spent!
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I am completely speechless! If I only write about street stall goods, why do I still have such a high click-through rate? Be polite when I speak! That’s it, I am too lazy to argue and scold now! I want to learn to be calm! Write my own article and ignore it.