Stopping her movements of crazily flattening the bright moon, Xiaona could only lament that this was an unfortunate morning.
Angrily opening the door, Xiaona decided to go to God to reason.
Walking to the center of the courtyard, Xiaona looked up at the blue sky. The sun was a bit dazzling, so Xiaona squinted her eyes.
With her left hand on her hips and her right hand pointing at the sky, Xiaona opened her mouth and cursed: "The sunshine is so beautiful today, but you made me so unlucky. I was about to cheer up, but you gave me a series of misfortunes!!
I asked you, are you always looking for sex when you are full and have nothing to do? What did I do to offend you? Do you have to beat me to death to do it? Hey, I don’t believe how capable you are.
Are you going to persecute me again? You are going to persecute me again!!!"
Chirp chirp~~~~~~~Pa~~~~
A small sparrow flew by and a piece of bird droppings fell down.
"Ah————!!" Xiaona's screaming voice came from the small courtyard. People were woken up like this early in the morning.
(God: Amitabha, female donor, everything that happened this morning was not done by me. I was wronged. (God looked pitiful.) Niba raised his head from his rice bowl and smiled evilly: Yes, it was all done by chance.
What? Are you still not convinced? Still want to be punished? Xiaona is angry: Dear, you have to make the decision for me! Let’s smash rotten eggs!!! Extra: Niba who was having breakfast was finally beaten with rotten eggs by a lot of people
He was almost beaten to death, and ended up being sent to the hospital to recuperate for half a month. After that, no one dared to mess with the heroine Xiaona anymore, because she has a strong fan backing. Please remember not to mess with her again, remember, remember.)
(Wrapped in mud like a mummy, he raised his head again: Hey, I don’t believe it!! I must take revenge!!!)
Xiaona was depressed all morning because of the bird poop matter and didn't even eat.
Yue Lingliang was so distressed, he kept complaining about why the bird poop didn't fall on his face, so Xiaona wouldn't be so sad.
"Does it still stink to you?" Xiaona has washed it eight hundred times, but it still smells bad.
"Xiao Na, it smells very good. Don't wash it." Look, a layer of skin has almost been washed off your nose.
"Is there something wrong with your nose? You actually say it smells good?!" Xiaona looked at Yue Lingliang with a weird look on her face, and then continued to wash her nose.
"Xiao Na, I really don't stink anymore, really." Looking at the red nose, Yue Lingliang felt extremely distressed.
"Don't worry, it really stinks." Xiaona said while continuing to wash.
As a result, Xiaona regretted it by noon. Now her nose was all red. Coupled with the red birthmark on her face, she looked just like the clown in the amusement park.
"Oh, why are you meeting people?" Looking at the mirror, Xiaona frowned anxiously.
"I told you not to wash it, you just don't believe it." Yue Lingliang frowned and said beside her.
"You mean to blame me?" Xiaona raised her head and squinted at Yue Lingliang.
"............"
(The mummy Niba spoke again: Wakakakaka, I’ve tricked you, hahaha, let’s see how you go out to meet people.)