The concubine is more than ordinary: the imperial concubine of Qingcheng Crackling, the most beautiful girl in the world, represents the moon and destroys you
Crackling, the most beautiful girl in the world, represents the moon and destroys you
"Ms. sir?!!" Yinyan was shocked again. It seemed that Xiaona really had lost her memory.
"Ah!! You are really my husband-in-law! How wonderful!!!" Surprised, Xiaona jumped up like an octopus and threw herself into Yin Yan's arms.
"This..." This time Yinyan is in trouble. Although the leader and the saint are about to get married, they are not married yet. If Yinyan says that he is Xiaona's husband, even though she has lost her memory, but
Doesn't this mean cheating on her? But Yinyan really wants to be Xiaona's husband.
"Haha, my husband, let me introduce myself. My name is Xie Xiaona. Where are you, my husband?!" He said it so smoothly even before he acknowledged that he was your husband. It was really shameless.
"Xiao Na...actually..." Yinyan didn't want to deceive her.
"My husband, I didn't expect that the first time you called me my name, you said it quite smoothly. Haha, it's great to have you as my husband." After saying that, he nuzzled into Yinyan's arms.
"Is it really nice that I am your husband-in-law?" I was looking forward to it in my heart.
"Yes, it's hard to have such a handsome husband like you." God really favored her so much, Xie Xiaona.
"But what if I am not your husband-in-law?" Should I tell Xiaona that I am not her husband-in-law?....(Yinyan is in trouble again.)
"How could you not be my husband-in-law? I am so beautiful and you are so handsome. We are a perfect match. If we tell others that we are not husband and wife, I am afraid that others will not believe it." (Sister, I have never believed it.
I have seen such a narcissistic person) Who cares if he is, anyway, now that I have lost my memory, I can just cheat.
"Since you wake up, you don't need to drink this medicine anymore. I saw you had a headache just now. You should lie down and rest for a while... Maybe you can think of the past after resting for a while." Since Xiaona wants to let herself
If you want to be her husband-in-law, then be it.
Xiaona secretly laughed, how could she remember the past when she had a different soul? But it was strange, from the moment she first woke up to now Xiaona felt that her heart was empty, as if something was missing.
After helping Xiaona lie down, Yinyan was about to leave, but Xiaona grabbed her sleeve.
"Ms. sir, you haven't introduced yourself yet... I haven't remembered what happened before, so I don't know your name."
"My name is Yinyan." Yinyan smiled.
"Oh, Yinyan, why does it feel so familiar??" Something suddenly flashed through Xiaona's head, but the scene passed in a flash, and Xiaona had no time to see it clearly.
"Don't think about it, have a good rest." Amnesia said to Xiaona, it's not a good thing. Forgetting the sad past will give her a chance to start from scratch.
After hearing Yinyan's words, Xiaona didn't think much about it. The familiarity with this name may be due to her previous life. Anyway, now that she is here, she can live a carefree life with a beautiful man by her side, which is the most important thing.
It was already night when I opened my eyes again, and there was the light of the moon outside the window.
Xiaona sat up in a daze, looked around, and saw that Yin Yan was no longer around.
"I've been sleeping for a long time, ha~ (yawning sound)" Xiaona opened her mouth and yawned in an unladylike manner.
After putting on her shoes, Xiaona got out of bed and felt uncomfortable taking two steps, maybe because she slept too much.
Pushing open the door, a small garden appeared in front of you. The garden was surrounded by flowers and plants, and there was a hint of fragrance in the air.
There was a stone table and three stone benches in the center of the garden. Xiaona walked to the stone bench out of boredom and sat down. A chill suddenly hit her, and Xiaona realized that it seemed to be winter.
The moonlight fell to the ground like water, adding a mysterious color to the small courtyard.
Xiaona held her chin up and looked at the moon in the sky, feeling suddenly distressed in her heart.
Xiaona frowned and covered her chest, and a piece of nonsense came out of her mouth to break this bad scene.
"Damn it, does this predecessor have a heart disease? God, please don't let me be a short-lived ghost again." Xiaona looked tragic.
A dark cloud drifted over and blocked the moon.
The light disappeared, and the small courtyard immediately became dark. A gust of cool wind blew, and Xiaona shivered.
After thinking about it, Xiaona decided to get up and go back to the house to sleep. Don't be nervous and blow the cold wind here at night.
Just when Xiaona stood up, there was a low wall on the east side of the small courtyard. It was dark at the moment, but there were tiny sounds.
Her legs were stiff, Xiaona tensed her nerves, and stared at the low wall with wide eyes.
"Holy shit, you stepped on my foot." This was the voice coming from outside the low wall.
"Damn it, you stomped my foot and it hurts. I haven't even asked you to settle the score yet and you actually said that I stepped on your foot! Do you deserve a beating?" This was another arrogant voice.
"Oh, please stop arguing. We'll be dead if we're discovered later." This was another person's voice. This voice had a bit of a baby voice, which sounded very nice.
Xiaona immediately narrowed her eyes. The voices were three different female voices. She stayed in the boudoir in the middle of the night and now she appeared sneakily outside the wall of someone else's house. Could it be that she was a thief?
Xiaona knelt down and picked up stones, waiting to attack them.
"Humph, I won't argue with you, let's dig in first." Another voice came from outside the low wall.
Xiaona sat down on the stone bench leisurely, and then held a large handful of stones in her hand. If those who crawled in later were really bad guys, she would definitely beat them all over the head.
"Can you climb over this wall? Look at your little body, you are so pitiful. Your mother didn't bring you food." Another arrogant voice sounded unceremoniously.
"Do you really deserve a beating?" Another person seemed to be getting angry.
Xiaona looked depressed. Are they here to steal things or are they quarreling there? If you want to steal, just climb over the wall and steal. They are really not professional at all. Climbing over the wall is very wordy.
"Hey, can you please stop making noise? If you are caught as a thief later, everything will be ruined. Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, I will crawl first." The baby voice sounded again.
After listening to the baby music, Xiaona actually saw something black moving on the low wall. Xiaona smiled evilly, clenched the stones in her hand, and Xiaona was ready to show off her skills.
The girl who said baby sounds climbed up to the low wall. Although the garden was not very high, the girl was still very scared. Just when Xiaona was about to help her and throw stones at her, the girl leaned forward and plopped down.
With a sound, it fell out of the wall again.
"Get out of the way, there is a hidden weapon." A nervous voice sounded from outside the wall.
"Woooooooo, it's me~~ It's not a hidden weapon." The doll said with a little cry.
Xiaona was speechless for a moment. Damn, you still want to be a thief with this skill? I really don’t know how her master taught her.
"Is that side of the wall very high? So you would rather fall out of the wall again than jump into the wall??" Their voices sounded again outside the wall.
"No...it's not...I..." The baby-voiced girl hesitated, and Xiaona guessed that her face must be very red now.
(Niba: Do you think you are clairvoyant? You can even see her blushing. Xiaona: Haha, I am not clairvoyant, I am clairvoyant. Oh, Niba is wearing red underwear!! Haha, you ward off evil spirits!!! Niba
Gritting his teeth in anger, he rushed forward to fight with Xiaona. Extra: When the three girls outside the wall climbed over the wall and saw Xiaona, they thought they had entered the zoo because they saw genetically mutated pandas.
, of course, this is a story for later.)
After a long period of twists and turns, the three girls outside the wall finally climbed into the wall. Xiaona wiped away the drool that came out while sleeping, and then said in a daze: "You guys turned over."
The three girls dusted themselves off and said in unison: "Yes, this is the first time in my life. It will inevitably take a long time."
A gust of cold wind blew, and Xiaona immediately came to her senses. She stood up and cursed: "Well, you little thieves, in broad daylight... No... you actually climbed over the wall and came in in the middle of the night.
Stealing things, and even causing me to fall asleep while waiting for you here, do you think you have the nerve to steal things as thieves with your little skills? Aren't you afraid of losing the face of your eighteenth generation ancestors? Uh...
Don't go too far, let's get back to the topic. I've been waiting for you here for a long time. If I catch a cold, you have to pay me medical expenses, pension expenses, lifelong support, mental damage expenses and a series of expenses. Okay, now either
Either you surrender or I'll call someone immediately." After saying that, Xiaona put her hands on her hips like a housekeeper.
The three girls were all between fourteen and sixteen years old. Maybe they had never seen anyone like Xiaona before, and they seemed to be scared out of their wits.
Seeing that they were all dumbfounded, Xiaona raised an eyebrow, secretly thinking that the three of them must have been deceived by their stunning beauty, but this was also better, Xiaona could not
It took no effort to capture them.
Unfortunately, after Xiaona finished flirting with her, the three girls held one hand on the low wall and covered their chests with the other and vomited.
Xiaona's face looked heavy. Could it be that her flirtatious eyes were too powerful and they couldn't bear it and had sequelae?
The three women vomited and talked with difficulty.
"Is that just an ancient panda? It turns out that ancient pandas were so shabby." He held up the wall, covered his chest, and continued to vomit.
"Well~~~ I could bear it just now, but after that wink came out, my stomach started to growl." The other one also held up the wall and covered his chest and continued to vomit.
"It's so strange, the ancient pandas actually looked like this. Fortunately, genetic mutations have made modern pandas so cute." The comrade who sounded like a baby seemed to have finished vomiting and was thinking about what the hairs of ancient pandas and modern pandas looked like.
It's so different.
The camera turned to Xiaona. At this moment, she had an angry look on her face. She clenched her hands tightly into fists, opened her mouth and roared: "Niba, you ****, I will beat you until you don't even know your grandma!!!"
"(The camera turns to modern times. At this moment, Niba is happily nestling on his grandma's shoulder. After Qianli heard Xiaona's words, Niba Hui Changhui Chang Tongzhen asked: "Grandma, do you know me?" Niba her.
Grandma also said innocently: "Who are you? Why were you beaten like this? I guess your grandma doesn't even recognize you." Upon hearing this, Niba took a sip of ketchup, then vomited blood and died.
)
After hearing what Xiaona said, the three girls immediately looked at Xiaona, and then said in unison: "She just mentioned mud!!!"
Looking at the surprised expressions on the three of them, Xiaona said nonchalantly: "Why are you so surprised when you mention Niba? Is she very popular? Is she very powerful? Is she a great god? Huh, a little unknown person,
What's surprising about mentioning her?" Xiaona looked disdainful.
(Niba jumped out: I really want to slap you. Xiaona: Didn’t you vomit blood and die? How come you came back to life?? Niba put his hands on his hips angrily: The Lord of Hell won’t accept me! He asked me to come back and continue to torture you!
!)
The three girls looked at Xiaona with disdain on their faces. The three of them suddenly realized it and then they all crossed their arms and asked in disbelief: "You!!! Are Xiaona??!!"
Xiaona looked strange and asked: "How do you know my name is Xiaona??"
When the three girls learned that the panda-like woman standing in front of them was Xiaona, they all had strange expressions, as if they had eaten something unclean.
"Hey, why are you looking like that? Did my name Xiaona offend you?" Xiaona was a little angry again.
"Are you really Xiaona?! Didn't Niba tell us that you are stunningly beautiful, as beautiful as a flower, and can charm many men? But why are you so virtuous now?" That has always been arrogant.
The girl spoke.
Xiaona gritted her teeth and said: "I'm already as beautiful as a flower. I just said that Niba's underwear was bright red and she made me look like this. Don't worry, I can change back to how I was before. By the way, you guys
How do you know Niba???”
The three girls all breathed a sigh of relief when they learned that Xiaona didn't originally look like a bear.
The baby-sounding girl took a step forward and said: "We all traveled from modern times, and it was Niba who asked us to accompany you. She asked us to take good care of you."
"Wow, I didn't expect Niba to be so good. By the way, what are your names? Please introduce yourselves." Xiaona was very happy to learn that she had three modern partners.
The three girls looked at each other, and then shouted in unison while making movements: "We are the most beautiful girl in the world, representing the moon to destroy you." After saying that, the three of them all winked at Xiaona.
Xiaona twitched for a moment, and then said slowly: "What a long name..."
"Oh, that's just the name of our group. My personal name is Xue Yue, and I'm fourteen years old this year." It turns out that the baby-sounding girl is called Xue Yue, and her name sounds as cute as her person.
"My name is Mo Xiaofeng, I am fifteen years old this year." Xiaofeng introduced herself in a very unladylike way.
"And me, my name is Xin'er, I'm sixteen years old this year, haha, I want to be the best witch in the world." Xin'er put her hands on her hips and looked up to the sky with a laugh. A gust of wind blew two dead leaves. Xiaona immediately thought of something.