"You... made me dizzy... stand still! Take a break! Stand at attention!" I pointed at Xiaobai and ordered loudly.
"Huh?" Xiaobai didn't understand at all.
"Haha," I staggered up to Xiaobai, slapped his face with my hands, and rubbed his cheeks vigorously. They were smooth and tender, and felt really good. I followed suit.
Crayon Shin-chan looked like a marshmallow and said in a rough voice, "Xiao Bai, quickly become a marshmallow!"
"Brother Shangguan, you are drunk." Xiaobai looked at me funny.
"Da~Xiang, Da~Xiang, why is your nose so long? Mom said long noses are beautiful..." I let go of Xiaobai, followed Xiaoxin's example, twisted my round buttocks and danced
.
"Brother Shangguan..." Xiaobai was completely dumbfounded. He had seen drunk people, but never seen drunk people crazy.
"Plop!" The soldier at the wine table finally fell down.
I don’t know how long it took, but I just felt like I was on a bungee jump, bouncing up and down. I opened my eyes in a daze and found myself nestled in a carriage.
"Brother Shangguan, are you awake?" Xiaobai's handsome face suddenly appeared in my sight.
"This...where is this..." I rubbed my sore forehead and struggled to sit up with my fat body.
"Brother Shangguan, I'm very sorry. I received a letter from home and asked me to go back to Ancheng. But you were so drunk that you were unconscious at that time. I didn't know where you lived, and I was afraid that the bullies would find you, so I could only take you with me.
We left together." Xiaobai said apologetically, "I want to wait until you wake up and then send someone to take you back home."
Ah, Shuang'er?! Thinking of the maid waiting in the teahouse, I suddenly woke up from the wine. I quickly asked, "About how many stops away from our town yesterday?"
"What is 'standing'?" Xiaobai looked at me puzzled.
"Oh, I mean how far have we come?"
"one day one Night."
It's too bad, Shuang'er will definitely not be able to find me. Will this girl meet a bad guy? I was so anxious that Xiaobai quickly reassured me, "Brother Shangguan, you don't have to worry. Wait for a while and get to the inn in front. I'll
Find a carriage to take you back."
"Hey, it seems that's all I can do." I responded feebly.
"Brother Shangguan, who is Xiaobai?" Xiaobai widened his eyes curiously, "I heard you keep shouting yesterday, 'Xiaobai, marshmallow.'"
"Me? Do you?" I can't believe that I am so embarrassed!
"Well, you also sang," Xiaobai nodded seriously, "What you sang was 'Da~elephant, big~elephant,'" Xiaobai tried very hard to imitate me.
"Okay, I understand." I really didn't want to see my embarrassment happen again. I could only explain carefully, "Xiaobai is the nickname of a friend of mine, and he looks a bit like Brother Zhuo."
"Oh," Xiaobai smiled as if he understood, "No wonder."
"Let's do this. From now on, you call me by my nickname - Xiaoran, and I'll call you Xiaobai, so that you don't have to go back and forth with 'brother' and 'brother', which is too foreign." The politeness of the ancients gave me a headache.
"Okay," Xiaobai agreed happily, "Xiaoran!"
"By the way, Xiaobai. Where is Ancheng?" I was like a curious baby.
"Ancheng is the capital of Zixu Dynasty!" Xiaobai looked at me like a monster.
It is conceivable that I must be an idiot now, as if I don't know that Beijing is the capital.
"I came to your country from somewhere else," according to incomplete statistics, 97.8% of time-travel heroines will use this excuse.
"Then where did Xiaoran come from?" Xiaobai took the Huggies stick from my hand and pretended to be a Huggies baby.
"My family lives in Huangdi Gaopo. There are my parents and fellow villagers there. I was raised by millet. My beard is full of stories... In short, Beijing welcomes you." I made nonsense, and Xiaobai was stunned when he heard it.
of.
By the way, Anseong is the capital! How can you not pay homage to the capital when you come to ancient times? If you want to stand out and make a difference, you have to find a place with many people. How about... and then... the result...
Haha, the more I think about it, the happier I get, and my little calculations are clicking.
"Xiao Bai, I'm new to your country, and I really want to see Ancheng, the capital of the country. Look..." I hesitated and gave him two winks with my small, focused eyes. It's really a little bit shameless to want to go with someone.
Can't say it.
"Okay!" Xiaobai clapped his hands happily, "Xiaoran, then you will go to Ancheng with me and stay at my house for a few more days."
This kid was the one to go. I nodded hurriedly, "Yeah, yeah." Then I thought of Shuang'er, and I didn't forget to say, "Xiaobai, can you help me find a maid? She is separated from me.
The town where we met."
"No problem. I'll explain it to you when we get to the station ahead."