After tossing all night, I still have no symptoms of bridal syndrome. I have sore waist, back pain, weakness in my limbs, and two very stylish dark circles. When I look in the mirror, it’s terrible to look at. However, thanks to the fact that we have the original version here,
No matter how miserable she is, she is still a lovable sick Xi Tzu.
Suddenly, my waist tightened, and I was instantly pulled into a warm embrace.
"Why don't you sleep more?" A sexy low voice sounded in my ears.
I looked back at last night's physiology class, and I was so surprised that I didn't shed 200cc. This guy was definitely sent down from heaven to harm women. What does it mean to have eyes as charming as silk and as bright as orchids? Just one glance and you'll be done with it.
It can cause nervousness.
"It's almost lunch. If you don't get up, people will laugh to death." I blushed and was embarrassed to look at him, but my eyes kept glancing down.
"That's not easy. I ordered someone to bring lunch in." After saying that, he hugged me around the waist and put me on the bed.
My eyes touched the eye-catching red color on the bed and Haechi's teasing expression. I quickly covered his eyes and said, "Don't look at it!"
He immediately lowered his body and said, "Before dinner, I would like to enjoy some appetizers first."
"Hey, how many plates did you have last night?" I widened my eyes in disbelief. His energy must be too good.
Without giving me any chance to refute, his overbearing kiss fell suddenly, and it was so hot that it was intoxicating. Okay, I take back my complaint just now. As the saying goes, everyone is for one, and I am for everyone, so I won’t give him another plate.
No big deal.
"Third Prince, Third Imperial Concubine, it's time for lunch. Do you want your servant to bring it into the room?"
Shuang'er's suppressed laughter sounded outside the door. I quickly pushed Haezhi away, hurriedly straightened my clothes, cleared my throat, "Ahem, cough, cough, get up, get up."
Haezhi lazily lowered his head and lay on his side on the bed, "Send him in." Most of his body was still naked and exposed. Seeing this, I grabbed the quilt and pulled it up, covering him tightly. "Our family
Don’t let outsiders see your things.”
Seeing his joking, I made a face at him and jumped out of bed. At this time, Shuang'er opened the door and walked in. When she saw me, she blinked ambiguously, "The Third Princess slept well."
?" Even though she changed the title of me from "Miss" to "Third Imperial Concubine", she still looks like a middle-aged girl.
"Go, you little girl is making fun of me too," I rolled my eyes at her, "Put down your food and leave."
"Haha, yes, the third imperial concubine!" Shuang'er put down the tray, covered her mouth with a smile, and retreated.
I ran over with my bare feet, picked up my chopsticks and started with the most beautiful one first, until my mouth was full, then I looked back at the Xie Zhi and asked inarticulately, "You don't want to eat?" This was what I did last night.
If you do physical work, you should be very hungry.
He always looked at me with a smile on his face, slowly sat up, put on his shirt, and walked over barefoot, "There will be a heaven-sacrifice ceremony in the afternoon, and we need to host it together."
"Oh," I responded indifferently. It was probably similar to the one in the TV series, that is, praying for peace and the like.
He ate a few bites casually, then sat and watched me eating indiscriminately. After I burped with satisfaction, he led me into the room behind the bedroom. When I walked in, I felt a warm breath.
The mist lingered in my face. It was a bathroom separated by wooden boards, and the pool was already filled with hot water.
When I saw the big pond, I ran over happily, grabbed the clothes on my body and was about to jump in. Remembering that the Haechi was still there, I quickly smiled politely at him and said, "Okay, you can wait outside."
He raised his eyebrows and ignored my expulsion order. He pulled off his shirt to reveal the beautiful spring scenery, then walked directly to the pool and sat down comfortably.
Damn, are you being naughty? Do you think I will stand aside and scream?
We didn't hesitate. We took off the restraints in a few seconds and fell into the water like a big roc with its wings spread. As soon as I got down, before I could stand still, two strong arms clamped me down. I sat astride him, just in time.
A quick glance at the place where you can easily get a needle's eye.
She blushed in embarrassment and buried her head in his chest, "Hey, are we progressing too quickly? We haven't done much yet and we're just taking a couple's bath together?" Frankly speaking, it's a bit embarrassing.
He hugged me nonchalantly, "Why don't we have to pay attention to a deadline?" His hands wandered dishonestly on my smooth body under the water.
How can I let him eat my tofu so unscrupulously? We won't do this loss-making thing.
I pinched his breasts that felt great, and asked indifferently, "Xie Zhi, when are we going back to Xicheng?" Although the treatment in the palace is very good, I still like the comfort and prosperity of Xicheng.
He slowly raised his eyes, enjoying my partial massage, "What, do you want to go back?"
"Well, that's our home."
"As long as you want, we can go back at any time." He leaned against the edge of the pool and pulled me closer, so that my chest was close to his. "But that depends on your performance."
The warmth is self-evident.
"You will plot against me." She opened her mouth and bit his lip in dissatisfaction, but he pressed back...
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Wearing a large and complicated imperial concubine suit, her face was covered with paint, and she was wearing a grand and exaggerated headdress, which made her neck not break. On the other hand, Xie Zhi, who was standing aside, was handsome and handsome, and could handle everything in front of her with ease. I sighed quietly.
After taking a breath, he had to continue to straighten his spine, looking at the ministers below like a stupid puppet.
At this time, we were on a very empty open-air wide platform, with a stone pillar placed in the middle, with three big characters "Optimus Prime" written on it. When I first saw it, I almost didn't laugh. I quickly looked around.
, see if Da Huangfeng is coming.
This is the place where the Zixu Dynasty worshiped heaven and prayed for blessings. It is an extremely solemn and solemn place. Except for the monarchs and ministers, ordinary people cannot even approach it.
I heard from the explanation that this kind of heaven-sacrifice ceremony should have been presided over by the emperor. However, everyone knew the situation of Zizun, that is, a little persimmon who was under house arrest. Let the third prince Xiezhi preside over it, which is equivalent to
He announced to the world his identity as the heir to the throne.
The father-in-law, who was the master of ceremonies, finally finished his lengthy opening remarks, turned his head and bowed respectfully to Haechi and me, "Third Prince, please pray to heaven."
Xie Zhi slightly nodded his head, stood up and walked to the altar, knelt on the bright yellow cushions, clasped his hands together, and said loudly, "May God bless my Zixu Dynasty, and the country's fortunes will be prosperous..."
I have never seen such a serious Haechi. He is indeed our favorite man. He looks handsome at first glance. While my wife was selling melons, he had already finished his part, got up and walked back.
The master of ceremonies bowed to me again and said, "Please pray to the ground for blessings."
Although Haechi had already taught me how to say it, I was still a little timid when my name was suddenly called, especially the curious eyes underneath, which made me feel terrified.
Haezhi shook my hand and said, "Don't panic, just remember what I said."
Hey, I panicked just because I couldn't remember what he said. I emboldened myself and stood up in a decent manner, but I almost tripped over the too-long skirt. Jie Yu helped me with his sharp hands and whispered,
"Don't be afraid, just like you give ideological and moral lessons to your younger brothers, say whatever you want."
Huh? That’s right, I have two years of experience in morning training. Even if I can’t remember what Xie Zhi taught me, I won’t have stage fright.
"Yes." Chao Jieyu nodded vigorously. I raised my chin and walked up to the altar with confidence. I knelt down on the cushions and followed Xie Zhi's example, clasping my hands together, but instead of pointing toward the sky, I faced the ground.
"Those who come out to hang out, pay attention to the word 'righteousness'! Now that we have stepped on this land, then we are all your little brothers! We will help you every step of the way without any hesitation! In the same way,
You should also protect us who are stepping on you to make a living. Today, on behalf of all the younger brothers of the Zixu Dynasty, I sincerely appeal to you, hello, me, everyone. Hello everyone is really good.
!”
It didn't matter whether he was in compliance with the rules or not, he was just making nonsense. When he turned around, he found that all the ministers had their eyes widened and were dumbfounded. Looking at Haechi again, he was already stroking his forehead back and forth.
Sticking out his tongue, he got up obediently, walked to him and sat down next to him, and said with a smile, "Well, I wasn't too well prepared, and the emotions in some places were not very full."
"In the future, I will make sure you memorize everything before bringing you here." Haechi objectively conducted a self-examination.
Yep, their old clichés may not be as good as mine. I am too lazy to come back to such an uncomfortable occasion. I finally waited until the ceremony was over, rushed back, and quickly took off this life-threatening garment.
After putting on light clothes, he picked up Jie Yu and Shuang'er and walked out of the palace.
"Let's go, let's take you to ride a horse." In such a big place as the palace, wouldn't it be a waste not to ride a horse?
"Xiao Ran, the third prince won't like you like this." Jie Yu reminded helplessly.
"That's right, Miss, we can find other fun." Shuang'er didn't agree either.
"Yes!" I slapped my head, "Why did you forget it?" Under Shuang'er's curious gaze and Xieyu's eyes, I waved to the little eunuch.
"Third Princess, what are your orders?"
"Find a master who is the best at handicrafts in the palace."
"Yes, I'll go right away." The little eunuch went to find someone.
"Xiao Ran, what are you going to do?" Jie Yu came over and asked.
I said, "Hey," I said, "If I want to be a corrupt woman with style and achievements, how can I do it if I don't know mahjong?"
I am corrupt and happy.
"Mahjong? What new thing is that? How come Shuang'er has never heard of it?" Shuang'er was obviously interested in me again.
"Haha, you will know after you make it. That thing is the best tool for training endurance. Some people can stay up for three days and three nights, just sitting at the table and studying it."
"Is it really that magical?" Jie Yu also lit up his eyes.
"Of course..." I snapped my fingers as if I suddenly remembered something, "Oh my god! Why didn't I think of that!" After saying that, I left the two of them behind, picked up my feet and ran towards Haezhi's study.
"See the third imperial concubine, the third prince..." Before the guard at the door could say a complete sentence, I quickly opened the door.
"Third Prince, the troops of the Muru Dynasty have not all evacuated yet. It seems they want to..."
Regardless of how many people were discussing political affairs inside, and ignoring the frowns of the ministers when they saw me, I excitedly walked up to Haechi and said, "Haechi, I have a way to deal with the Mu Ru dynasty and avenge the invasion!"
Everyone's attention was attracted by my words. The master took a step forward and said seriously, "Third Princess, this matter is no joke."
The other ministers also looked at me with disbelief and disdain. I knew what they were thinking. What clever ideas could I, a woman, have to come up with to deal with a country?
Haechi raised his eyebrows, pulled me over and sat down without hesitation, with an interesting smile on his lips, "Let's talk about it and see what good ideas my imperial concubine can come up with?"
I was so happy that he didn't ignore my words like other domineering male protagonists. I smiled mysteriously at him and then said, "Have you ever heard of playing with things and losing one's ambition?"
"Huh? Continue." Haechi also sat next to me and thoughtfully poured me a cup of tea.
"Human beings always have a tireless interest and enthusiasm for emerging things. Inspirational things are better, but we are afraid that such things will make people lose their fighting spirit. Therefore, if we use it properly, we will not lose a single soldier and will easily defeat the enemy.
He won it!" My confident look made everyone look at me.
The ministers did not care about their superiority and all came over curiously. "What is that 'new thing'?"
"Yes, what's the clever plan of the third emperor's concubine?" The master also asked attentively.
I smiled confidently and said, "I have already found a craftsman. I will make this thing as soon as possible. After teaching you once, you will understand the fun of it."
That night, the craftsman worked overtime and finally produced a set of mahjong tiles according to the drawings I drew for him. I found both Xie Xiezhi and the master, and then taught them how to play. I have full knowledge of mahjong.
Confidence, this is one of the most accomplished inventions summed up by the Chinese ancestors over hundreds of years. I classify it as the fifth greatest invention. Of course, this only represents my personal opinion.
I and Xie Yu, the master and Haechi tried to play for a while. Slowly, after seeing a few people mastering the key, I asked for a bet. Since they all had a learning attitude, the three of them readily agreed.
As a result, after several laps, the banknotes in front of me became thicker and thicker, while the expressions of several people became deeper and deeper.
However, the situation obviously reversed in the second half of the night. I don’t know if these three people had agreed to cheat. Since they got back everything they lost, they also won me five thousand taels each! Of course, this account
All of this must be remembered on Haechi’s head.
At the end of the night, even a keeper like Master could not help but feel a little moved, "Xiao Ran, this thing is really novel."
"Haha, of course, what I verified is still fake." Mahjong has ruined many promising young people. Especially in places like ancient times where new and fun things are scarce, it can play its role even more.
Jieyu rubbed his sore eyes, chuckled and said, "You know some weird things."
Haechi touched the mahjong tiles in his hand and pondered to himself. The master walked over and sat next to him, "Third Prince, I think this plan is feasible."
"Well," Haechi nodded, "This is indeed the best method without spending a single soldier." Then he said seriously, "General Zhuo, order people to quietly bring this kind of thing and gameplay into the Muru Dynasty."
"Why bother?" I ate the watermelon and glanced at them, "Just open a few mahjong parlors and we can still make a lot of money."
Haezhi and his master looked at each other and smiled.