I have always suspected that Xie Zhi came to the General's Mansion because of me. Of course, I would never be so crazy as to think that he has a crush on me. Even if I am not a man dressed as a man, I don't think that a dignified prince would be so stupid as to fall in love with a fat girl.
After dinner, he asked to go to the garden to enjoy flowers, and actually asked me to accompany him by name. With three looks of confusion and surprise, I reluctantly followed him out of the living room.
I have dreamed of this scene many times with the most handsome guy. But if the other person has witnessed the most embarrassing scene in his life, then it is a different matter.
No! I am a man now! I am a complete man in front of him! What am I afraid of?
Thinking of this, I immediately became energetic and followed him with my chest raised and my head raised.
The watery moonlight shone on him, creating a halo of halo, and his impeccable profile showed off his beauty without hesitation. Slowly, he turned his face, and his fan-like eyelashes cast a shadow. Sexy
Her lips opened slightly, "You have a nosebleed."
"Huh?" I stretched out my hand and touched it blankly, and sure enough, two streams flowed from my nose.
I quickly wiped it with my sleeve. Hey, this time it was so embarrassing that it was so embarrassing in ancient times. A man would have a nosebleed when looking at another man? Sad, really sad, modern otakus who are used to looking at Chinese and foreign handsome guys actually have such moments!
Suddenly, a white handkerchief gently covered my nose. I took the handkerchief and raised my head and said awkwardly, "Thank you."
"How old are you?" Haechi leaned on a pillar by the garden and looked at me with a straight face.
"Thirteen." I buried my head low and would peek out of the corner of my eye from time to time.
He raised the corners of his mouth and said, "Haha, no wonder." His smile started to make me think again.
"Want to try it?"
Why does he choose which pot he wants but not pick up which pot? Why don't he just read a few pornographic books? That's it! I will never let him look down on me again!
I mustered up the courage to raise my head, taking advantage of the fat person's confidence, and answered loudly, "I tried it!" "Oh?" He seemed to suddenly become interested, and raised his eyelids slightly, "How do you feel?" I heard it.
His suppressed smile.
"How does it feel?" I kept mumbling, "It feels so-so." This should make it appear that I have high standards and high taste.
"Haha," Haechi shook his head and laughed, "your woman will definitely be unhappy."
"Why?" I didn't understand.
"Because you are irresponsible in bed." The familiar joke appeared in his eyes again.
"I...I'm very responsible!" I tried my best to maintain my image as a man. "She said it was 'so good, so good' and asked me to 'come again and again'!" Although I have no experience, in the fourth century of the 21st century,
In the age of advanced Internet, as a qualified otaku, there is something I don’t know.
"Haha..." Unexpectedly, my words made him burst into laughter, and he couldn't help laughing, "Did she really say that?"
"Yes," I nodded vigorously, "I said it."
"Xiao Ran, you are so hilarious."
This is the message that Haechi gave me before he left. I don't like it very much because it reminds me of a clown.