Drowsily, I only felt that I was being lifted onto the bed.
"I'm exhausted. Why is it so heavy?"
"Haha, he must be a rich man, otherwise how could he be so fat?"
The two turtle slaves were laughing and discussing.
"Taohong, Liulu, I leave this place to you," the madam ordered.
"Don't worry, Mom."
Suddenly, there were four more hands on my body, either pulling my clothes or taking off my pants. I barely opened my eyes, and my remaining sense told me that I was in danger.
She struggled to get up, but rolled up and down like a ball. It made Taohong and Liulu giggle.
"No, don't try to trick me." My tongue was curling up, and my words were a little awkward, but I still warned them seriously, "Be careful, be careful I get angry."
"Haha," they laughed even harder when they looked at my drunken state. "Uncle, are you Hina?"
It’s Hina again?!
From now on, I decide to hate this word!
"I'm not Hina! I've done it before!" I shouted to myself, but I didn't notice that the room suddenly became quiet.
"I, let me tell you! Don't call me Hina again, or I will fall out." I burped and continued to yell while lying on the bed, "You are just like that ruffian, you look down on others! How am I like Hina?
Yes? Tsk, I walk among flowers all year round..."
"Oh? I didn't expect you to be a master in middle school." The lazy and deep voice can make people feel like there is only one person in the world.
My eyes widened suddenly. I was already mostly awake from the wine, and I jumped up quickly.
Sure enough, I saw Haechi's impeccable face. He was leaning lazily on the edge of the bed, looking at me with a smile on his face with a pair of evil eyes.
"Three...three...three..." I thought about "three" for a long time, but there was no "four" below.
"Haizhi." He seemed to be correcting me.
"Huh?" I didn't react for a moment and looked at him stupidly.
"Call me Haechi."
"Oh, Hae, Haechi." When I call his name, it's not as smooth as calling him Bai Ze. Moreover, my heartbeat speeds up inexplicably.
I know, this is called handsome guy syndrome.
He sat down on the bed and looked at me at a loss.
"Can you sing?"
"meeting."
"Can you drink?"
"meeting."
"Can you visit a brothel?"
"...meeting."
"Are you going to sleep with women?"
"..."
I stared at him angrily. I didn’t understand why he had to compare this with me. He had something that I didn’t have, but I had something that he didn’t have either. Of course, I would never tell him now,
There are fundamental differences between me and him.
"I'm here just to find a woman." I patted my chest confidently, and then looked at him ambiguously, "You have the same purpose as me, right?" I covered my mouth and snickered, and then used the words 'we are so good'
She nudged him with her elbow and said, "We are all men, why should we be ashamed?"
"It seems that your skills are pretty good." Haechi smiled evilly and slowly approached me, lifting my chin with his slender white fingers, "How about we compare notes?"
The sudden enlargement of his handsome face made me stunned on the spot. He was so handsome! This guy simply came to this world just to harm women.
"You..." He moved closer.
In an instant, the sky collapsed and the earth shattered, the sea withered and the rocks shattered. You were the wind and I was the sand.
"You," he came closer and his warm breath blew into my ear, "you have a nosebleed."