Bai Ze walked into the pavilion with elegant steps, sat next to me, and asked doubtfully, "Xiao Ran, when did you and your second brother meet?"
I turned around and looked at him. I can't say that I met him after I fell in love with him in women's clothing and approached him to strike up a conversation.
Yaozhu raised his eyebrows at me and looked at me with interest. Yes, I understand, he asked me to edit it alone.
"This will start when Pangu opened the world and created two little humans." I cleared my throat and started with the origin of human beings, and then went on to analyze the differences between the sexes.
Originally, I was just talking nonsense, but Yaozhu and Bai Ze were fascinated by what they heard. I had to respond to the request of the audience and talked about Nuwa's patching up of the sky and Dayu's flood control.
I was frothing at the mouth and speaking vividly. The two of them blinked their bright eyes like stars and stared at me closely. I couldn't help but sympathize with the children of this era, who have never even heard of fairy tales.
, Needless to say, I was definitely not scared by my grandmother when I was a child: Don’t cry, or the kid will take you away!
If you haven't been threatened like this, can you still call it childhood?
I have been talking for hundreds of years, and my mouth is dry. I am looking for some water to moisten my throat. Suddenly a wine bottle appears next to me, and I take it and drink it without saying a word.
It wasn't until I drank the whole bottle of wine that I felt relieved. I put the bottle aside and said, "Thank you."
"You're welcome." His voice was lazy and sexy.
I turned my head quickly, who could make such a loud voice except that naughty ruffian!
Haechi's dark and deep eyes blinked at me, "I didn't expect you to be a storyteller."
"Hiccup," I was caught off guard, and a smell of alcohol rushed out of my throat. I hurriedly covered my mouth in embarrassment. There were three dazzling creatures around here. Even if I was embarrassed in front of Haezhi, I couldn't be embarrassed in front of other people.
Keep it.
Wait, what did he give me to drink?
If I remember correctly, my drunken madness...
"Xiao Ran, what's wrong with you?" Bai Ze stared at my badly burned cheek and asked with concern.
"Xiao Ran, your face is so red." Yaozhu also came over.
"Hiccup, I...I'm okay." The tongue is no longer mine.
Haechi sat on the bench with his arms folded, his eyes full of anticipation before the show started.
He definitely did it on purpose! I stared at him angrily, but the more angry I became, the more dizzy my head became. After all, the blood in my whole body was gradually heating up until it boiled, with a feeling of being ready to explode!
"Xiao Ran, are you drunk?" Bai Ze asked tentatively.
In my current state, with my eyes blurred, my silly smile, and my feet moving in circles, if you can't tell that I'm drunk, that means he's drunk!
"The sea laughs, the tide surges across the strait, the ups and downs follow the waves to record the present..."
I suddenly shouted something that startled Bai Ze and Yaozhu. Only the old ruffian Zhi looked at me with a damn evil smile hanging on the corner of his mouth.
However, I was in a state of madness at this time, and I couldn't help but vomit! I jumped up and down in the pavilion, closing my eyes and pulling my neck and howling.
"The sky laughs, there are tides in the world, God knows who loses and who wins, the country laughs, the mist and rain are far away, the waves wash away the worldly affairs, how many worldly things do you know, the breeze laughs, it actually makes you lonely, the pride is left, the evening light...
"
As soon as I finished singing, Bai Ze suddenly slapped his hands, which scared me and said, "Good words!"