I took Shuang'er with me, moved my strong body, and walked a few steps to shake the mountains. I started my first day trip after crossing.
In modern times, I am just an extremely ordinary person, and I never know what return rate is. In ancient times, I completely understood.
"Look, that's the lady from the Shangguan family." Third aunt covered her mouth and quietly told sixth wife.
"Hey, why are you so fat? Can you still find your husband's family?" Liu Pomi said sharply with eyes wide open.
The eighth mother-in-law came over again, "What are you afraid of? The Shangguan family has a lot of money and only has one daughter. As long as they let them know, they want to recruit a son-in-law. Isn't that threshold already leveled?"
"That's right. My son must have married early. Otherwise, I would have been the first to propose marriage." The third aunt's eyes were shining with yellow gold ingots.
"Tsk, my son didn't marry a wife, but it's a pity that he is only eight years old." After the sixth wife finished speaking, all three women burst into laughter.
Shuang'er glared at the aunts fiercely, turned her head and said bitterly, "Miss, don't pay attention to these gossipy old ladies."
"Shuang'er, don't be angry," my old god comforted her, "Three people are like tigers, and a crowd of words can make a fortune. If you care about them, you can only report to the King of Hell early."
Shuang'er looked at me with admiration, "Miss, although Shuang'er doesn't understand what you are talking about, I just think you said it well."
I patted her shoulder sheepishly, almost knocking her to the ground. "Oh, don't praise me, people will be embarrassed."
While I was joking with Shuang'er, a little beggar bumped into me carelessly. He didn't even look at me. How could my body be knocked down by his small frame? As a result, the little beggar was bounced to the side. I
I couldn't help but shake my head and sigh, art really comes from life. Even the way the pickpocket commits the crime and the identity of the target are exactly the same as those described in the novel. The only difference is that the heroine is not as heavy as me.
"Miss, are you okay?" Shuang'er checked up and down and made sure I was okay, then turned her head and shouted at the little beggar twice, "You don't even look at me when you're walking. If you hit my lady, you'll be punished."
Bar."
Hey, Shuang'er, Shuang'er, you don't protect your shortcomings like this. Can he crash me? It's good if I don't crash him and pay for the medical expenses. Pedestrians passing by are already covering their mouths and laughing.
"Oh, oh." The little beggar seemed to be scared and moved back.
I walked over steadily, Shuang'er was puzzled, "Miss..."
The little beggar's eyes were flickering. I stretched out my chubby hand and said, "Bring it here."
"Wha, what?" The little beggar started to pretend to be stupid, "What does the lady want me to bring?"
I raised my eyebrows and asked me to play with amnesia? I came back from modern times, so you are far behind. "Money, bag!"
As soon as the words came out, Shuang'er immediately checked my waist, and sure enough, the money bag was gone. "Ah, miss, your money bag is really missing."
Nonsense, I watch time travel every day, this kind of scene has long been written badly by the author at that time.
"I, I didn't take it!" The little beggar tightly protected his waist.
I raised my eyes, which were squashed by the fat on my face, and got a little closer to him, "Children will grow noses if they lie."
The little beggar hurriedly covered his nose, his face turned red from suppressing it, and finally he yelled at me, "That's better than your pig nose!" Then he got up and ran away.