I'm such a miserable person, I had to work hard to loosen my shin bones from a huge tree for the sake of the bullshit I blew off earlier.
The tree body, trunk, and branches are definitely harder than the bones in my body before. How am I going to loosen his tibia!
Ugh...how can we encounter such bad luck wherever we go?
"It's too light, it's too light. Do you think you are tickling me?" the old guy said dissatisfied.
Damn, this is so light. Do you want me to find a big stick and give him a good beating? Will he feel comfortable?
In the end, it ended in failure. The old guy didn't blame me. He just told me to take it easy in the future and stop bragging. Then, he summoned an extremely ugly wild dog from nowhere and said teasingly, "Dog."
Dog, come here and say hello, this is your sister!"
My God, it's an insult, no, it's simply a shame and a great humiliation. Don't fall into my hands, old man, or you'll never be done with him.
Ugh..., no matter what you say, find me a decent puppy. Such an ugly dog looks like a scoundrel, and I don’t want to take another look at it.
The mangy dog glanced at me and actually nodded towards me. Seeing the disdain on my face, it wagged its tail aggrievedly.
Oh, Maiga, isn't it a dog demon? So proficient in human nature?
"Hey, the mangy dog is so...!" By accident, he seemed to have given it the nickname he had given it. Oh my God, would it be angry?
I saw that the dog's face was stern, and the aggrieved mood just now was gone!
I was a little scared and took two steps back. Oh my god, don't bite me. I know I was wrong.
The dog's mouth opened, revealing two rows of neat and white teeth. I felt strange that those teeth were even neater and whiter than human teeth.
But, why is it showing its teeth? It’s not really going to bite me, right?
Ugh...no, I know I'm wrong, why don't you do that?
"Ah... old man, why don't you save me!" The mangy dog suddenly flew towards me and threw my whole soul to the ground. My whole soul was restrained by him from moving.
He couldn't, and he didn't dare to move.
"Girl, please wish yourself well. I'll go and have a sleep first. Good night." After saying that, there was really no sound. The tree was so quiet that not even the leaves moved.
I was a little anxious and shouted, "Master, you just accepted me as your disciple, you won't just watch me die like this, right?" I felt extremely wronged, huh, cheap master.
I saw the mangy dog pressing me to the ground, but didn't take any action. It just looked at my face with a pair of dirty eyes, as if it was appreciating an object. I almost cried because of it.
Well, don't get so close, okay?
Its expression makes me look a bit vulgar, and I don’t know if it’s because of its appearance!
Damn it, you are a pervert, look at me again, look at me again and I will eat you.
But in my current situation, I'm lucky that it doesn't eat me.
The dog suddenly stopped looking at me, lowered its head, and kissed my cheek little by little. It looked like a human, and its expression looked extremely serious.
Oh my god, he can't really be a pervert, right?
However, the taste and smell of its mouth don't have any peculiar smell, otherwise it would be strange if I didn't feel sick to death.
Just when I didn't know how to respond, Gouzui suddenly grinned and said, "Junior sister, come here, call me Senior Brother!"
With a bang, my vision went black, my soul lost all consciousness, and I fainted...