Xia Tong was slightly embarrassed: "Mr. Hua, you have asked me this question several times..."
"Don't call me sir!" He raised his voice, looking like he was devastated by the title.
Xia Tong continued to be embarrassed. Instead of calling him Mr. Flower? Should he call her Miss Flower? Lady Flower? It would be better to call her a flower girl... [Flower girl is often used to refer to "prostitute".]
Thinking of this, she said very sincerely: "Hey... flower girl..."
He nodded, obviously very satisfied with this title. Xia Tong silently thought to himself, it's terrible to be uneducated.
Suddenly he stared at her again, raised a finger, pointed at Xia Tong and said: "Ms. Obasan, I tell you, you'd better not compete with me for the baby. The person he loves is actually me, not her at all.
You! The reason why he wants to be with you now is purely because he needs a woman to cover up the potential of loving men in his heart. Although his body belongs to you, his heart will always belong to me! "
Xia Tong looked at him as if he were an idiot, "Haha... just keep going..." She was really reluctant to interrupt him. It was rare to watch such a free show so early in the morning.
Hua Xi cleared her throat and continued: "He is now spending time with you, and maybe he likes you a little bit. But that's because he hasn't seen the real benefits of a man. When he does, he will understand the so-called
Women are all the same, but men have the best touch..."
While Xia Tong was listening, she was thinking about how Gu Haoran's face was so smelly that she felt like he had eaten a bomb when she talked about the offensive and SM topics in the car in the morning. At that time, she still felt strange, but now she understood that it turned out that
The pretty face that the flower girl loves behind her back is far away and right in front of her eyes...
She suddenly wanted to laugh, but she bit her tongue and held it back, and asked shamelessly: "Uh, feel, Hua Xian... uh no no no... Hua girl, you have never had sex with a woman, how do you know how to do it with a woman?"
Doesn’t it feel as good as what men do?”
"Ahhh..." He collapsed: "Ms. Obasan, can you please stop talking about such vulgar topics in front of me? What do you do and don't do? Do you know that what you say is not at all
You just insulted my virgin ears!"
Uh... a virgin, it turned out that he was still an innocent gay who was only in the spiritual love period. Xia Tong was slightly relieved. If she knew that Gu Haoran had really been seduced into bed by the man in front of her, I believe she would collapse.
It's herself.
Hua Xi finished speaking angrily, but then she remembered the night when she went to a bar to get drunk after being rejected by Gu Bao'er, but was raped by a woman. She couldn't help but her eyes turned red with sadness: "You women are the most disgusting, caught
It doesn’t matter if he is gay or not, he rapes a man. I have kept my chastity for so many years for my dear baby, and it’s gone like this... wu wu wu..."
"Pfft——." Xia Tong was speechless. It turned out that the gay man in front of him was not only pure and had never had a relationship with any man, but he had even accidentally lost his virginity to a woman. Sinful, sinful...
Xia Tong felt pity and couldn't help but patted his slightly shrugged shoulder: "Don't be sad..."
Hua Xi felt extremely wronged for a moment, and she leaned on Xia Tong's shoulder and started crying.
At this moment, the door of the dressing room was kicked open forcefully, and an aggressive Gu Haoran walked in. Looking at the scene in front of him, he felt his temples twitching.
As soon as Hua Xi saw Gu Haoran, her eyes suddenly wet with water, and she softly called out: "Gu Haoran..."
Gu Haoran's face turned blue with anger, and he said viciously: "Shut up!"
Hua Xi ignored him and ran towards him happily, hugged his waist, rubbed her not-so-small head against his chest, and said softly: "You haven't looked at me for many days.
I miss you so much..."
This time, Xia Tong finally couldn't help it and burst into laughter.
****** ******
After taking a bath for more than an hour, changing all his clothes, and spraying half a bottle of perfume on his body, Gu Haoran could barely suppress the numb feeling in his heart. When he thought of today, he was taken advantage of by a homosexual.
, he collapsed to the point of collapse.
During dinner in the evening, Xia Tong looked up at him from time to time, then lowered his head and smiled hard, looking extremely happy. This made Xia Guaiguai curiously ask several times: "Mommy, what's wrong with you?"
Xia Tong hugged her daughter and said, "Be good, mommy tells you..."
Gu Haoran snapped the chopsticks in his hand and gritted his teeth: "Xia Tong, shut up!"
"Okay, okay... I'll shut up..." Xia Tong still smiled arrogantly: "Then, dear Gu Bao'er, why don't you talk to me about how you used your unique charm to occupy a pure gay man?
In your heart, do you want him to protect you like a jade for so many years?"
Gu Haoran narrowed his eyes and said in a deep voice: "Xia Tong, believe it or not, I can prove to you tonight that I can not only invade a man's heart, but also invade a woman's body, making her unable to have sex for several days.
bed."
Uh... it sounds so scary. Xia Tong raised his hands in surrender: "I was wrong."
He touched her head and expressed his relief for her awakening.
Unexpectedly, Xia Tong turned around and said to her daughter: "Daughter, don't like that Hua Xi, she won't like you..."
"Why?" Xia Guaiguai was confused: "Is it because Guaiguai is not pretty and cute enough?"
"No..." Xia Tong touched his daughter's little head and said regretfully: "Guaiguai is cute enough, but Hua Xi already has someone she likes."
"Who!"
Xia Tong glanced at Gu Haoran beside him and said distressedly: "That's your Gu Shumao..."
Gu Haoran: "......" Click, and the other chopsticks shattered in response.
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Ever since she knew that Gu Haoran was her 'love rival', Xia Guaiguai always looked cold and cold every time she saw him. She couldn't buy him any chocolate cake to please him, which made Gu Haoran very depressed during this period.
The culprit Xia Tong also felt guilty.
Unconsciously, more than a week has passed, and today is the day when Gu Haoran's parents come back from the United States to meet Xia Tong. Xia Tong has been very nervous since the morning, changing clothes one after another, choosing jewelry.
I spent a long time applying makeup again and again, but I was never very satisfied.
Gu Haoran, on the other hand, was leisurely crossing his legs and flipping through a magazine on the sofa next to him. After a long while, he saw her holding an extremely old-fashioned dark green skirt and gesticulating on her body. Finally, she couldn't stand it anymore and stood up.
He stood up and said, "This one doesn't fit."
"I think it's pretty good..." Xia Tong pulled on her clothes, "You should dress more solemnly when meeting elders."
"Yes, solemnly, if you wear this dress to see my mother, she might treat you like an old sister..."
"..." Xia Tong glanced at him sideways: "Gu Haoran, can you be more poisonous?"