We meet each other everywhere in life, why are you rich but I am poor? God created all people as equals, lend me your money! The cold wind howls tonight, blowing away my tattered coat. I can't beg here, so I went shopping elsewhere.
In the distance, the sound of beating bamboo poles was heard, and the singing of falling lotus floated from the dilapidated roof. Of course, this singing was not flattering.
"The bamboo dragon replaced the water dragon boat, fighting for skill and beauty, making the East King of the city laugh to death, listening to everyone singing Luo Lilian." The old beggar next to him walked to the temple door and started singing at the top of his voice. He was so skinny that he didn't expect it.
The voice is rich and powerful, and the melodious singing voice is humorous and full of deep helplessness.
After singing one line, everyone applauded and cheered. The old beggar walked into the temple and poured the rice in his hands into a large pot that was burned black. The food inside was boiling and bubbling, and white smoke was rising. He turned his head,
He looked at me with a smile, and I immediately poured the food in my hand knowingly. The white smoke blowing in my face had the strange smell of mixed food, but when I thought about its origin, even though I was very hungry, I really didn’t want to let this thing go.
Wrapped belly, this person has something in his bones that is difficult to despise unless he is in a desperate situation.
"Old Taro, who is this?" A big beggar in his early thirties, covered in filth but with neatly arranged hair, said, "Uh, what's the new guy's name?" Listening to his tone, and him
Sitting among the beggars, he looked like a boss, but he still answered well.
"Boss, I don't have a name. People call me a beggar. I just came from the south and wanted to go to the desert to join my uncle." He secretly grabbed a handful of dirt on the ground and said as if wiping his nose that his whole face was covered in mud.
"Okay, okay! If we are destined to come here, we are friends. Come on, let's sing! Oh! Damn it, you crawl! Be gentle!" The big man kicked away the beggar who was massaging his legs. He glanced at me and said:
"Come here and beat my legs!"
I froze there, cursing the big guy's shamelessness in my heart! But I walked up to him calmly, spit in my hands, massaged him, turned my face to the side, and suppressed the nausea in my heart.
"Hey, let me tell you a joke!" The big man said with a proud smile: "There were three brothers once upon a time. The eldest brother was covered in lice and loved to scratch his head. The second brother was covered in fleas and was always twisting his body to shake the fleas. The third brother had a snot.
The old man had never dried his sleeves. One day, his father took them to a wedding banquet and repeatedly told them that they could no longer do the usual actions. So the three of them endured and endured, and finally the eldest brother couldn't bear it anymore.
After he stopped, he stood up and said to everyone, "I am happy today. Let me tell you a story. One day I saw an eagle in the forest. It flew towards me and pecked my head. He said as he said
While making gestures, he scratched his head crazily with his hands. He felt so comfortable that the lice were jumping around. The second brother couldn't help it anymore. He went on to say, I want to help my brother, but I don't want the eagle to attack me again. No.
He kept pecking me and scratched me! So he grabbed me crazily and felt relaxed all over. The third child came out and looked at his brothers. He then said, I am still smart. The elder saw them like this, so I picked up
The arrow shot towards the eagle. After saying that, he proudly made a gesture of pulling the bow, and wiped his sleeves hard from his mouth and nose. Hahahaha! I was so laughing!"
The big man opened his mouth and laughed wildly, clapped his hands vigorously and looked at the beggars. The beggars looked at each other, and it seemed that they all clapped and laughed at the same time. The atmosphere became much more relaxed for a while. Those who came out to sing sang and told jokes.
Telling jokes, I pinched the leg of the big guy for a while, and the sour smell from his body made me feel sick. Fortunately, I am petite and wearing men's clothes. With my face like this, if he found out, it would be
My daughter suffered a tragic pregnancy. It turns out that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. This saying is true!
At this time, the meal was ready. A female beggar was stirring the pot with a wooden spoon. She first filled a large bowl and gave it to the big man, and then distributed it to the beggars one by one. Seeing that there were not enough people, the female beggar called me impatiently.
I went to help, thinking I was new here and easy to bully!
Holding back his dissatisfaction, he served them food. "Here, go on!" He handed the bowl to a beggar in the corner. For some reason, the fabric of the cloak he was wrapped in looked familiar. He moved his body and
A disgusting rotten smell came from the air, and I retched and said: "Hey, take it! Why do you still need me to feed it!" Hearing my voice, he was startled, tilted his head slightly, and immediately shrank back in fear.
On the other hand, seeing that he didn't take the food, he put the bowl on the ground with a thud.
"Little beggar, don't worry about him. He is a weird man. He was injured all over his body when we rescued him. He was not grateful for saving him. If our boss hadn't been so kind, he would have thrown him away long ago. Seeing that the satin on his clothes is quite good,
Ask him to give his clothes to the boss. He would rather take off his clothes than give him a tattered cloak. Who is he? Leave him alone!" A boy in his teens who was in the stage of changing his voice spoke, with a special voice.
I felt uncomfortable, looked at the weirdo in confusion, nodded with a smile, and looked at everyone eating with their bowls in hand. I walked to the middle of everyone with a smile and said, "Beggar will tell you something today."
Story, eat! You continue to eat!”
He glanced at the boss flatteringly, bowed his head and smiled at him. He smiled with satisfaction, picked up the bowl and started eating. He stretched out his hand to mess up his hair even more, and said with a more disfigured face: "One day, boss
The second child and I went to the theater again to watch a play. We saw the two of them arguing over the development of the plot and making a bet. The elder brother pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said, "The loser has to take a sip of what's in there." Unfortunately.
, the eldest brother lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second eldest brother lost. The second eldest son picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen big gulps in a row. The eldest brother took a sip.
He was shocked and fell to the ground in admiration, and said to the second child, "You are so amazing, you can actually drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head, "It's not that I want to drink, the phlegm in the spittoon is too thick, I just can't stop biting it."
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All of a sudden, I heard the sound of bowls falling to the ground and breaking, and the sound of people vomiting. Almost everyone stopped eating, and crouched there, vomiting, and looked at me with a very strange look. Only one person came out.