"Am I taking a bribe?" Xu Weimeng seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world, but he still held back his laughter and asked seriously, "What are you going to do if I really take a bribe?"
Zhu Xiyou didn't expect that Xu Weimeng would ask her this question. She was stunned for a moment. After a while, she finally made up her mind and said, "Then I can only join in the trouble with you."
This nonsensical answer made Xu Weimeng stunned, "Complicit in the same trend? How do you want to join the same trend with me?"
"From now on, you will pay for everything when we go out to eat alone. After the meal, you will buy me ice cream, chocolate and fruit..."
Xu Wei was angry, "Why!"
Zhu Xiyou said generously: "Ill-gotten wealth must of course be taken from the people and used by the people. Maybe the taxes you paid in the bribes you accepted include the taxes I paid!"
Xu Weimeng couldn't help but laugh.
Zhu Xiyou is Zhu Xiyou. You should never imagine that she loves the party and the country. She only has herself in her heart. All she wants to do is eat. As long as she can take advantage of it, it will be a great happiness for her.
Seeing him smiling but not saying a word, Zhu Xiyou was a little panicked, "I said, you don't want to kill me to silence me, do you?"
Xu Weimeng's smile became deeper and deeper, "Are you sober? It's already one o'clock in the morning and you're still so energetic!"
Seeing that Xu Weimeng seemed to be in a good mood, Zhu Xiyou took advantage of the situation and discussed it, "Fake cute, can I sleep on the sofa? Although Oreo and Shanghaojia's rooms have good views and good air, the floor is too hard."
After sleeping for one night, her bones felt like they were broken.
"No, who knows if you will vomit on my sofa in the middle of the night." Xu Weimeng rejected her coldly and ruthlessly.
"Well, who asked me to stay under someone else's roof?" Zhu Xiyou fell back pitifully, sprawled on the floor, and muttered before falling asleep, "Don't lock the door, I have to go there tonight
bathroom."
So, Xu Weimeng suddenly woke up in the middle of the night and found that there was an extra person on his bed, someone who was clinging to him like an octopus...