"Zhu Xiyou, have you ever practiced Iron Head Kung Fu?" Xu Weimeng reached out to rub his head. As soon as he let go, Zhu Xiyou fell off his back.
With a "clang" sound, Zhu Xiyou lay on the ground and cried loudly, "Ouch... my small waist... oh... my buttocks..."
Xu Weimeng hurriedly turned around to help her, but his vision was still blurry, so when he turned around, he tripped over Zhu Xiyou's feet and fell to the ground.
Then, he found that his lips touched something warm and soft, and Zhu Xiyou's crying stopped.
Xu Weimeng's eyes immediately focused, and he saw Zhu Xiyou's black and white pupils filled with astonishment. He stood up with evil intentions, then pretended to be exhausted, and lay down again in the same place.
The lips of a foodie are really unforgettable. Think about it, how many delicacies have been eaten in this mouth. Just like a purple sand pot soaking tea leaves every day, it will eventually be dyed with the fragrance of tea. Zhu Xiyou's lips also have various subtle flavors.
The taste of gourmet food has the mellowness of chocolate, the softness of marshmallows, the sweetness of strawberries, and a little astringent taste of lemon juice.
The shock in Zhu Xiyou's pupils gradually receded, and the small flame of anger quickly burned. Xu Weimeng got up preemptively and spat towards the roadside, "Ah, you are so unlucky, how could you kiss a pig!"
"Xu Weimeng! You bastard!!" She grabbed a stone and threw it at Xu Weimeng.
Xu Weimeng dodged, pulled Zhu Xiyou up from the ground, and said with a playful smile: "Stop making trouble, let's go home quickly, I'm starving to death."
"You deserve to starve to death!" Her first kiss, the first kiss that she has kept for Su Ruining to this day! Who is Xu Weimeng!
Xu Weimeng saw that he was not far from the community, so he simply picked up Zhu Xiyou and said, "Stop making trouble, I will buy you something delicious."
"don't want!"
"Then I'll let you kiss her back." Xu Weimeng deliberately brought his face closer to Zhu Xiyou.
Zhu Xiyou punched him in the face, "Get out of here!!!"
Just like this, Xu Weimeng looked at the clock and saw that it was already past ten o'clock when he returned home, making a fuss all the way.
He asked Zhu Xiyou: "What do you want to eat? I'll go out and buy it for you."
"I want to eat Oreos and Haojia."
"No, you are too vicious, why don't I just kiss you?" Under Zhu Xiyou's glare, Xu Weimeng corrected, "Okay, two kisses, it's not a kiss, it's just a touch.
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"Try it again if you dare to mention this!" Zhu Xiyou's eyes were about to burst into flames, "I'm talking about the Oreo that I twisted and licked, and the Haoyisi's Shanghaojia."
"You have to make it clear. This is easy to do. I will buy it for you right away." Xu Weimeng wiped the sweat from his forehead and went downstairs.
When Xu Weimeng came back, he brought two big bags. Zhu Xiyou looked over and saw that this guy bought a bag of each flavor of Oreo and each variety of Shanghaojia. Zhu Xiyou casually opened the bag of shrimp crackers.
Eat it loudly.
Xu Weimeng watched Zhu Xiyou's face change from gloomy to clear due to the bags of snacks. He couldn't help but shake his head, "Zhu Xiyou, it's a miracle that you weren't trafficked when you were a child. I think you can be coaxed away by giving you a candied haws.
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"I was trafficked before, but I ate too much and the traffickers sent me home again."
Xu Wei was speechless, "Are you telling the truth?"
Zhu Xiyou nodded very seriously, "My mother almost threw me away because I was so good at eating that my family couldn't afford to feed me."
Xu Weimeng saw that she was talking nonsense, "Zhu Xiyou, stop talking nonsense."
"Did you see it?" Zhu Xiyou chuckled, "It turns out that it's so satisfying to watch other people's expressions being fooled. No wonder you always fooled me before. I want to learn from you."
"I have so many advantages, can you learn some good ones?"
Zhu Xiyou bit into the biscuit and asked: "By the way, I never asked you, what are you going to do in Beijing this time? Why do you have to stay for several days?"
"Inject Oreo and Shanghaojia, and do a physical examination at the same time."
"You're so kind to them both."
Xu Weimeng smiled, but his expression was slightly sad.