On Saturday morning, Xu Weimeng arrived in Beijing. When he saw Zhu Xiyou, he immediately asked: "Where is the facial mask?"
Unexpectedly, Xu Weimeng would be so cooperative with her. Zhu Xiyou said happily: "It's in the drawer of my bedside table. I'll get it for you."
Xu Weimeng decisively stopped Zhu Xiyou, "I can just go get it myself."
He opened the bedside table and secretly put the genuine products he bought from the counter in, and then put the Zhu Xiyou products he bought online into his bag, planning to secretly throw them away later.
In this case, even if she forced him to try this mask, he would not be at risk of being disfigured.
So, while watching a Thai drama that night, Xu Weimeng applied three facial masks in a row. Zhu Xiyou saw that the effect was good, so he put the remaining facial masks in his suitcase and took them to Sanya.
Because I watched the finale late at night on Sunday night, both Zhu Xiyou and Xu Weimeng overslept on Monday morning.
It wasn't until the team leader called that Zhu Xiyou woke up from her sleep. The team leader said that all the team members were here now and they were waiting for them, and he scolded her bloody.
After Zhu Xiyou woke up with a start, he quickly woke up the sleeping Xu Weimeng from Qianqian's room, and then dragged the sleepy-eyed him to the company to meet him.
Fortunately, Zhu Xiyou's home is not far from the company, and it only takes five minutes to take a taxi.
Xu Weimeng got out of the taxi and saw a spectacular scene. In the square in front of the office building, there were about a dozen pairs of men and women, all wearing T-shirts with the Sunshine International Travel Agency logo printed on them.
Wearing hats with the same logo, they neatly chanted the slogan: "Sunshine, warm as home!"
Xu Weimeng had an ominous premonition. He approached Zhu Xiyou and asked, "Isn't Sunshine International where you work?"
"Yeah, that's right."
“So this is an employee group tour?”
"Um."
"Then why did you take me with you?"
"It's free for employees and half-price for their families. I thought about it and realized that the discounted quota would be wasted if I don't use it, so I thought of asking you to come and play with me."
"How can you be so kind? Also, what's going on with the employees' families?"
"Don't worry about this, come on, come on, put this on first." Zhu Xiyou went to the team leader and got two T-shirts, put the larger one on Xu Weimeng's head, and then went to put on the smaller one himself.
Xu Weimeng looked at this silly T-shirt, and the corner of his mouth twitched again. He felt that if he continued to stay with Zhu Xiyou, sooner or later he would suffer a stroke and become hemiplegic.
After Zhu Xiyou put it on, he saw that Xu Weimeng still didn't move, so he jumped up and down and put the T-shirt on his shirt.
As soon as he was dressed, Zhu Xiyou dragged him into the team again and started shouting slogans with the leader.
Amidst the loud slogans, the team leader silently checked the number of people again. After confirming that they were correct, everyone got on the bus and headed for the airport.
Because they wanted to catch up on their sleep, Zhu Xiyou and Xu Weimeng sat in the relatively quiet last row. However, they did not expect that from the moment they got on the bus, there would be a constant flow of people coming and going next to Xu Weimeng's seat, and no one was looking at him.
One glance and then run away with a blush and a heartbeat, some shake their heads and sigh with regret and leave, and some come with a horrified expression and leave with a horrified expression... In short, there are all kinds of strange things in the world.
Xu Weimeng was surrounded by people from all walks of life. This feeling made him very unhappy.
So he shook Zhu Xiyou who was sitting inside and woke up, "What's going on? Why do I feel like a monkey in the zoo now?"
Zhu Xiyou rubbed his eyes, "I have never said that I have a boyfriend. Suddenly I brought a family member with me. They are just a little curious. You also know that women are born to be gossips. Just bear with it for the time being."
After saying that, she fell asleep again.
Well, as Zhu Xiyou's "family member" was being watched, he recognized it. Who made him enjoy this title very much.
The bus took them to the airport. After boarding the plane, Zhu Xiyou and Xu Weimeng sat together, and next to them sat an eldest sister about forty years old.
Xu Weimeng sat in the middle because of airsickness, the eldest sister sat inside, and Zhu Xiyou leaned against the aisle.
Zhu Xiyou, a pig, fell asleep again after getting on the plane.
As soon as the eldest sister sat down, she greeted Xu Weimeng diligently: "Hello, my surname is Li, and I am in the same group as you."
Since they are from the same group, they should also be from Zhu Xiyou's company, so Xu Weimeng said politely: "Sister Li, hello, I am Youzi's boyfriend..."
Before Xu Weimeng finished introducing himself, Sister Li said: "I know, your name is Xu Weimeng, and you are a prosecutor."
Xu Wei was startled for a moment, then smiled and said: "Haha, yes."
"It's my first time to fly, so I'm a little scared." Sister Li smiled shyly, "If it weren't for free for employees' families, I wouldn't fly even if I killed myself. It's expensive and unsafe."
Xu Weimeng raised his eyebrows, "Free? Isn't it half price?"
"It's free. It's a benefit specially introduced by the head office to reward outstanding employees of each branch. My husband is an outstanding employee of the Tianjin branch. He sits in the row at the back."
Xu Weimeng turned to Zhu Xiyou, his eyes hitting her silently like a hidden weapon. Zhu Xiyou was sleeping soundly, but as if she had sensed it, she shivered all over.
I've known for a long time that she's not so kind! She dragged him to Sanya just to make money from him! Huh, this stingy woman! He will never let her succeed! Even if five thousand yuan has been transferred to her, he still
Make her spit it out!
After chatting for a few minutes, the plane was about to take off.
Because Xu Weimeng had fear in his heart, he kept his eyes closed tightly. After the plane took off, he also faced Zhu Xiyou and did not dare to look out the window.
But Sister Li would not let him go. She excitedly poked Xu Weimeng's arm every few minutes and reported to him the situation outside the window.
--"It's taking off, it's taking off!"
--"Xiao Xu, the plane is tilting! It's not going to fall..."
--"The house down there looks so small, like a matchbox!"
--"So many clouds!"
--"The sky is so blue! The sun is so big! Look, Xiao Xu!"
Xu Weimeng roared in his heart, "You are not afraid! You are obviously excited! You are excited and noisy!"
Unable to bear it, he shook Zhu Xiyou awake and insisted on changing seats with her.
Zhu Xiyou moved to the middle seat with sleepy eyes. Xu Weimeng sat outside, turned to face the aisle, and closed his eyes to sleep.
"Hi, hello."
A clear female voice rang in his ears, and Xu Weimeng frowned, feeling unhappy: Are the people watching and chatting with Shenma over?
He decided to pretend to be asleep, but Zhu Xiyou stabbed him again, "Xu Weimeng, get up, I have to go to the toilet."
He had no choice but to open his eyes and let Zhu Xiyou pass. His pretense of sleep just now was unreasonable, so the woman he was talking to said with a fake smile: "Hello." The woman was only across the aisle from him. She was very young.
She looks about the same size as Zhu Xiyou, very thin, refreshing, and quite beautiful.
"My name is Xiao Ni, and I am also from the Beijing branch. Can I call you Wei Meng?"
Xu Weimeng nodded and said helplessly: "Is my name known to everyone now?"
"Absolutely. Outstanding people are always particularly eye-catching."
This compliment was very satisfying to Xu Weimeng's ears, so he smiled and asked, "Where are your family members?"
"I don't have any family, I'm just on my own."
"Alone?"
"Is it weird that I don't have a boyfriend?"
It happened that Zhu Xiyou came back from going to the toilet, so Xu Weimeng deliberately looked at Zhu Xiyou and Xiao Ni with one eye, trying to convey a message, that is - look at his character and ethics, this is not to take advantage of the company.
As for the noble quality of lying, Zhu Xiyou, you wretched stingy man, don’t you feel ashamed!
Zhu Xiyou didn't understand the meaning of Xu Weimeng's eyes at all, so he asked the flight attendant for a glass of orange juice, drank it and fell asleep again.
So Xu Weimeng continued to chat with Xiao Ni, from each other's hometowns to recently released movies, from Zhu Xiyou's embarrassing things to their respective hobbies.
When the conversation was getting intense, Xiao Ni suddenly asked: "Wei Meng, what do you like about grapefruit?"
Xu Wei was startled, what did she mean? This tone of voice... did he think Zhu Xiyou didn't deserve to be liked by him? He didn't like Yuzi being looked down upon, so he frowned.
Xiao Ni noticed Xu Weimeng's displeasure and immediately said: "Don't mind, I just want to know what qualities girls have that make boys like me. I have never been in love, and no man likes me, so for
This question has always been confusing.”
"That's it." Xu Weimeng put away her hostility and thought carefully for a while, "I don't know what I like about her. I only know that in my heart I will never allow anyone to bully her. The only one who can bully her is me.
It is a pleasure for me to make her angry and then make her happy."
"Youzi is so lucky to have met you." Xiao Ni said with special envy.
Xu Weimeng comforted her in an extremely tacky way, "Your fate has not come yet. Don't worry, there will be such a person."
When Zhu Xiyou woke up, the plane had already arrived in Sanya. She was surprised to find that Xu Weimeng and Xiao Ni had become a pair of good friends, and Xu Weimeng even helped Xiao Ni carry her luggage.
She stepped forward and handed her luggage to Xu Weimeng. Xu Weimeng glared at her: "You are so strong, take it yourself!"
Xu Weimeng and Xiao Ni walked side by side, farther and farther away.
Zhu Xiyou was stunned on the spot, as if she didn't believe that Xu Weimeng, the fake boyfriend's real best friend, didn't dump her - what happened while she was sleeping?
Zhu Xiyou was puzzled. Sister Li followed her and saw the scene where Xu Weimeng left her behind to carry Xiao Ni's luggage. She shook her head and said, "Girl, sleep less in the future. You can sleep at any time."
Once your boyfriend is taken away, he will be gone." She saw the whole process of Xu Weimeng's chat with Xiao Ni. At that time, she kept poking Zhu Xiyou, trying to get her up, but she slept like a pig and didn't move at all.
Zhu Xiyou thought Sister Li was still upset because she would rather sleep than chat with her, so she grinned and said, "I promise not to sleep on the way back and have a good chat with you."
Her heartless look made Sister Li very uneasy, so she gave Zhu Xiyou another piece of advice: "Your boyfriend is so good, you have to watch him carefully. Men have to be restrained and let go. Don't just worry about whether you can let go or not."
Know how to accept."
Zhu Xiyou, an idiot, only nodded to Sister Li's strategic guidance, but in fact he was ignorant. When he saw Xu Weimeng walking further, he quickly dragged the box and chased after her.
After arriving at the hotel, after allocating rooms, Xiao Ni happened to live next door to Zhu Xiyou, while Sister Li and her husband lived next door to Xiao Ni.
As soon as Zhu Xiyou opened the door, she happily took off her shoes and ran to the balcony. She shouted excitedly: "Great! You can see the sea from the room!"
Xu Weimeng was concerned about another thing, "Pigs, there is only one bed."
Zhu Xiyou took it for granted, "Well, because I am traveling with my family this time, I booked a double bed room."
"Then where will you sleep tonight?"
"Of course I'll sleep on the bed! This bed is huge, it's definitely big enough for two people!"
Being so unscrupulous, it seems that he really treats him as a woman! Xu Weimeng gritted his teeth, "I don't want to sleep on the same bed with you, you sleep on the floor!"
Zhu Xiyou carelessly hooked Xu Weimeng's neck and said, "We slept on the same bed the night before yesterday. It's not the first time. Don't be pretentious."
Xu Weimeng pushed her arm away, "The situation is completely different, okay!" The two of them stayed up all night watching TV series the night before yesterday, with their heads leaning against each other all night long. Although they were in the same bed, they were both awake.
Zhu Xiyou blinked her big eyes innocently, "What's the difference?"
"Forget it, I can't explain it to you. In short, I sleep on the bed and you sleep on the floor, otherwise I will tell your colleagues that I am not your boyfriend at all!" Xu Weimeng took his clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower. Zhu Xiyou, this idiot,
You probably don’t understand how much suffering it would be to sleep with the person you love but have your own thoughts!
When Xu Weimeng came out of the bathroom, he saw a bunch of white-faced female ghosts wandering around the room.
Zhu Xiyou is sitting among the female ghosts, selling the facial mask she brought, "This facial mask is super easy to use and super cheap. It costs 25 yuan to buy it at the counter. I have a classmate who is a counter girl here. I use the staff
The price is only ten yuan a piece.”
A woman asked worriedly: "Is it really so cheap? Is it guaranteed to be authentic?"
Zhu Xiyou patted her chest and assured, "Of course, aren't you using it now? You will know if it is true or not by feeling it!" Zhu Xiyou was confident because she had already tried it on Xu Bai Mouse.
Another woman touched her face and said, "It's indeed quite moisturizing."
Another woman said: "I have seen this brand's counter in the mall, and these facial masks are their flagship products."
Zhu Xiyou narrowed his eyes with a smile, "If you think it's suitable, I can buy it for you."
"Really? That's so embarrassing."
Zhu Xiyou waved his hand and said magnanimously: "What's the shame? We are all from the same company, and we are all our own people."
"I want twenty!"
"I want ten!"
"I want thirty!"
…
Orders came in like a snowflake, and Zhu Xiyou smiled so hard that her mouth was crooked. After the white-faced female ghosts left, she counted the money on the bed. There were two thousand yuan in total, which meant that 200 pieces had just been sold, and the purchase price was two thousand yuan.
1,000 yuan, a net profit of 1,600 yuan.
Xu Weimeng took a can of Coke and passed by Zhu Xiyou. Seeing her laughing while grabbing a handful of money, she suddenly got excited and said, "Zhu Xiyou, you don't want to buy facial masks online and sell them to your colleagues!"
"Of course! The purchase price is two yuan and the selling price is ten yuan. I can make a net profit of eight yuan!"
Xu Weimeng immediately said loudly: "No!" He secretly opened one of the facial masks he had replaced and looked at it. The inside looked like flour paste and was definitely a fake. If Zhu Xiyou's colleagues received such goods, they would not
It would be weird to eat her alive.
"Why not? What I bought online is indeed genuine. You have tried it, and everyone has tried it just now."
Xu Weimeng really wanted to grab the ground with his head. He really dug a hole for himself. Zhu Xiyou, an idiot, still believed in the quality of a two-yuan mask and wanted to wholesale and retail it.
Although he really wanted to beat this money man to death with a stick, murder is illegal, so Xu Weimeng could only stare at her with a murderous look, "Give me the link to the online store, and I will buy it for you."
Zhu Xiyou still asked unyieldingly: "Why?"
"I want to earn some credit card points."
"That's it. Well, since you are willing to be my family member, I will grant it to you." Zhu Xiyou readily agreed, then took out four red banknotes and handed them to Xu Weimeng, urging, "Get it as soon as possible."
Dear Shan, I'm going to take a shower."
Xu Weimeng held the four hundred yuan and silently shed two lines of tears. The authentic mask was twenty-five pieces, and two hundred pieces was five thousand yuan. Zhu Xiyou earned one thousand sixty, and he wanted to live.
Losing four thousand and six, what kind of world is this!
Xu Weimeng was mourning for her wallet. Zhu Xiyou had already taken a shower and came out of the bathroom. She threw herself on the bed and covered herself with a quilt.
In order to prevent her from trying to take off her clothes again, Xu Weimeng had no time to be sad and quickly jumped on the bed and pressed Zhu Xiyou's hands, "Didn't we agree? I'll sleep on the bed and you'll sleep on the sofa."
"That's what you're talking about, and I don't agree with it."
"Zhu Xiyou!" Xu Weimeng was angry, "If you are cheating, I will tell the team leader that I am not your boyfriend at all, but you came to make up for it."
"You're threatening me again!" Zhu Xiyou said unconvinced, "I just want to sleep on the bed, you can tell whoever you want!" She believed that Xu Weimeng's character would not betray her, so she was confident.
"Don't regret it!" Xu Weimeng turned around and walked out.
Zhu Xiyou straightened up and shouted: "Fake cuteness, people are wandering in the world, and morality cannot be abandoned. You agreed to pretend to be my family member, so you have to pretend to the end, otherwise you will be despised by the world."
Zhu Xiyou's response was only a "bang" of the door closing.
Zhu Xiyou waited for a long time, but did not wait for Xu Weimeng to open the door again. She panicked, jumped off the bed, and opened the door. There was no sign of Xu Weimeng in the empty corridor. She called him, but she heard the phone call.
Ringing in the room.
Zhu Xiyou rushed to the team leader's room. Almost everyone was drinking, playing Three Kingdoms, and playing cards. She asked everyone if they had seen Xu Weimeng, and everyone shook their heads.
Judging from everyone's reactions, Xu Weimeng probably didn't have time to betray her yet. Zhu Xiyou felt relieved, and in order to wait and see, she played with everyone until twelve o'clock.