The book titled "Falling in Love with a Fuck Girl Mary Sue" has been published. I hope everyone can support it.
What’s wrong with the fujoshi, what’s wrong with the lack of male [beep—] organs. In order to prove that she is a tsundere, she disguised herself as a man and came to the BL Academy to force men to be their wives. Our goal is to win the best tsundere award.
Queen Mother, I really shouldn’t have brought Shi Xuan, a fat-bellied man, and Ran Ye, a jealous man, with me. I’m afraid your great NPC plan won’t be completed. That seemingly weak and beautiful girl could easily handcuff herself.
, playing field games? No, she has two assholes! There is also a novice who came to BL Academy without knowing what a gay is. She didn’t mean to push him to the path of being gay! Why is there such a thing here?
You only blow up beautiful men, but you are still spitting fire?! What do you want to do, ah, kill people! Why can such a bastard be the president, and the bastard will be dismissed! The tsundere suffers, the scheming suffers, the temptation
, Xiaobai Shou, Loyal Dog Shou, Erotic Shou. Bastard, I want to be Mary Sue's woman [Super hilarious, slightly complaining. The heroine's ambition, Mary Sue + Tsundere Shou! 】
New short play:
Skit 1: What am I to you?
Chairman of the Erhuo Association: What am I to you?
Lan Shixi: You are my Dusi.
The second-rate president: Huh? It turns out I am Safe○!
Lan Shixi: This way I can put you in the most important position and make you my weakness.
Skit 2: Sad love story
Lan Shixi: Ran Ye, let me tell you a very sad love story.
Ran Ye: Well...
Lan Shixi: A girl confessed to a boy, and the boy happened to like that girl for a long time. He was so happy to hear the girl's confession.
Ran Ye:......
Lan Shixi:......
Ran Ye: What then?
Lan Shixi: No, isn’t the boy dead?
Ran Ye:......
Skit 3: People living now
Lan Shixi: I am a person who lives in the present.
President Erhuo: That's great. In fact, I ate the cake last time. I was afraid that you would be angry and I didn't dare to say it... Ah, didn't you say that you are a person living in the present? Why are you still hitting me?
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Lan Shixi: The moment you admit that it was you who stole the food, you should face the abuse from me, a person living now!
Skit 4: Birthday
Lan Shixi (turning through the student information booklet): Wow, what a tragedy for this kid, his birthday is actually February 30th.
Hua Jingyue: I thought people born on February 29 were already tragic enough.
Ming Anshuo: Gee, February 29 only happens once every four years, so if it’s 30...
The three of them suddenly came to their senses: Wait, we seem to have been deceived...
Skit 5: Underwear
Lan Shixi: My leopard print underwear is missing. I asked you if you stole it. How can I repair it?
The second-rate president: How rude! How could you accuse me so unfairly? What I stole was the little strawberry!
Hua Jingyue: Xiao Xi really hurts the slave family’s heart. People who like leopard print underwear are usually perverted old men. The slave family obviously wears black lace ones.
Lan Shixi: Wait... I seem to have heard something terrible...
Lan Shixuan: Haha, Ran Ye, throw them out.
Ran Ye moved silently.
(That’s all the short plays for now, because after the computer upgrade, everything is gone, and the originally saved short plays are also gone, alas)