Zhu Jianchun really couldn't stand this kind of gaze, so he hugged his chest reflexively and looked at Su Xiaoxiao pitifully like a little white rabbit under a hunter.
"Chunchun...little Chunchun..." Su Xiaoxiao called Zhu Jianchun in a long voice. Zhu Jianchun felt goosebumps all over his body and said bravely, "Xiaoxiao, you should be stupid to call me a pig. Listen.
got used to……"
"Chun Chun - I'm little Chun Chun -" Su Xiaoxiao did not change her words, staring at Zhu Jian Chun and smiling hard, which made Zhu Jian Chun's hair stand on end, and he hugged his chest tighter.
"Xiaoxiao, it's stupid to call me a pig..." Zhu Jianchun said in a low voice after being laughed at by Su Xiaoxiao. Su Xiaoxiao ignored him and took a step closer. Zhu Jianchun took a step back, and Su Xiaoxiao took another step closer.
Zhu Jianchun took another step back, Su Xiaoxiao approached again, and Zhu Jianchun stepped back again.
In this way, you advance and I retreat, I retreat and you advance, until Zhu Jianchun couldn't stand it anymore and yelled, "Xiaoxiao, what on earth are you going to do? Please give me a break! I can't stand it anymore!"
After finishing speaking, Zhu Jianchun stood up straight, puffed out his chest, and looked as if he was ready to die.
Su Xiaoxiao giggled, took a step closer, poked Zhu Jianchun's chest with her finger, and called out softly, "Little Chunchun—"
"I really can't stand it anymore!" Zhu Jianchun scratched his head frantically, crying and begging Su Xiaoxiao to sue his grandma. He almost knelt down, "Xiaoxiao, please give me a good time! Don't do it again.
It tortures me! When I see this smile and hear you call me Xiao Chun Chun, I get goosebumps all over my body. Xiao Xiao, what are you going to do to me? Please hurry up! I will die early and be born early!"
Su Xiaoxiao didn't say anything and kept laughing. The laughter seemed like the soul-seeking sound coming from hell. Zhu Jianchun beat the table and danced, pointed at Su Xiaoxiao and said with a twisted face, "I know you want to sing you to me again."
That pig, happy birthday to you. It’s not my birthday today. Please don’t sing. I’ll give you whatever you want! Whatever you want to do to me, I’ll do whatever you want! Just please, don’t sing anymore! You don’t scream.
Song, your death-calling sound is called hell, it’s called devil’s soul-seeking music. I already had nightmares for three days straight when I heard it..."
Su Xiaoxiao stared at Zhu Jianchun, the fire in his eyes almost burst out, burning Zhu Jianchun into ashes, "You damn pig, I worked so hard to sing and dance for you, how can it be easy for me to play a pipa as a guitar?"
?I roared with my duck voice until my throat was broken. Is it easy for me? You actually said that it was the sound of hell, the devil's soul-seeking music? I really rebelled against you, okay! I'll do it for you now
"Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", don't you mean to urge people to die? I don't urge people to die now, I hypnotize them!"
"Hypnosis?" Zhu Jianchun raised his eyebrows with joy, "Then sing quickly! I haven't had a good night's sleep since I listened to your song. You are just right to hypnotize me..."
"Yes! Hypnosis! I'll keep you awake!" Su Xiaoxiao said through gritted teeth, cleared her throat, opened her mouth and roared the climax part, "Yalasuo, that's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau - yala
So, that is the Qing-Tibet-Gao-yuan——"
There was a "plop", another "plop", and then two more "plops"...
"How is it? Not bad, isn't it? My high note is good, isn't it? Although I haven't practiced for a long time, I still roared out..." Su Xiaoxiao said proudly, looking at the others, only to find that Qiu'er and Uncle Fu had already reached the scene at some point.
He fell to the ground with his eyes rolled back and foaming at the mouth, while Ye Xiao's face was ashen and pale, as if he had just experienced a life-and-death disaster. Zhu Jianchun lay on the wall and banged his head against the wall, "It seems, my
The singing is really shocking, everyone enjoyed listening to it..."
There was noise outside the window, mixed with the frightened screams of men and women, as well as the waiter's cry of "Don't leave, you haven't paid the bill yet-"
Immediately afterwards, the sounds of tables overturning and stools falling over came one after another. It seemed that many people knocked down tables and chairs in a hurry to escape.
"Xiaoer, what's going on?"
Su Xiaoxiao yelled, and the waiter ran in immediately. He seemed to have run too fast, his face was pale. When he saw Su Xiaoxiao, he still managed to smile and said, "Sir, what are your orders?"
"What happened? Why is it so noisy outside?"
"Hey, it's really strange. There was a frightening ghostly howl from somewhere just now, which scared all the guests away. If I hadn't been able to withstand it well, I would have been so scared that I ran away too."
"Ghost howl?" Su Xiaoxiao frowned, why didn't she hear it? Is there something wrong with her ears? Oops! Is she deaf? Or is Alzheimer's disease coming early?
"That's right! That ghostly howl is terrifying! It's just like hell asking for souls!" the waiter said, and also copied a line at the top of his voice, "Ya-la-suo-"
Su Xiaoxiao's face turned red and she snorted from her nose. Those people really have no taste. This is called art! This is called taste! Do you understand? They are all so frightened that they have no future.
Is her singing really that terrifying? How is it possible? Su Xiaoxiao felt good about herself, thinking that she was the only one in history who had the ability to roar and sing high notes, and none of the high-pitched artists had this ability.
"By the way, the guest officer didn't scare you, did he?" The waiter in the shop was very dedicated. Although he was so scared that his hands and feet were weak, his fingers were trembling, his face was pale and he still hadn't recovered, he still asked Su Xiaoxiao with a smile and concern.
"It's okay! What can happen to me?"
The waiter was relieved. Su Xiaoxiao happened to take a step to the side. When the waiter looked in, he saw Shopkeeper Fu lying on the ground foaming at the mouth. He asked in shock, "What happened to the shopkeeper? Could it be that the ghost was killed?"
Howling? The shopkeeper is old and can't stand being frightened. The ghostly howling is too scary. Could it be fatal? Do you need to call a doctor?"
"It's okay! What can happen to him?" Su Xiaoxiao said, taking a cup of tea and throwing it directly on Shopkeeper Fu's face. Shopkeeper Fu immediately opened his eyes and jumped up.
"On TV, the trick of splashing water is used every time to wake up a comatose person. It's really good..." Su Xiaoxiao was not proud for more than three seconds when she saw the big shopkeeper jump up and wipe the red face.
Face, "It's so hot, so hot! What bastard poured hot tea on me?"
Is the tea hot? Oh no! It became a case of intentional injury! Seeing that everyone's eyes were not focused on her, Su Xiaoxiao quickly threw the tea cup on the ground and kicked it with her foot without knowing it.
Incriminating evidence is hidden under the table.
The customer is God, and the waiter who knows this well will definitely not tell the truth to Shopkeeper Fu in front of Su Xiaoxiao. He just said vaguely, "Shopkeeper, it must be the magic sound that just entered your brain. You are not completely sane yet."
You will only have hallucinations when you are awake. I will go and get you a cup of herbal tea right away."
"Why don't you go quickly?" Shopkeeper Fu seemed to have been badly burned, his face was red, and his face was not as amiable as before. Su Xiaoxiao smiled guiltily.
Qiu'er, Ye Xiao, and Zhu Jianchun also recovered from being disturbed like this, and all of them found a chair to sit down with pale faces.
Su Xiaoxiao didn't feel any guilt towards them.
Seeing Ye Xiao and Zhu Jianchun sitting closely together, Su Xiaoxiao's thoughts that had just been interrupted by singing came back again.
"Xiao Chun Chun Na, Xiao Xiao Xiao Na -" Su Xiaoxiao's intimate and tender call frightened the two of them. They thought she was about to get the magic sound into their heads again. They stared at Su Xiaoxiao in unison, as if you don't know how.
Come again expression.
"Don't look at people like this, they will be shy~~~" Su Xiaoxiao said, winking at the two of them, and said sweetly. The two of them made a vomiting expression at the same time, and Su Xiaoxiao was stunned.
The man rolled his eyes and was not polite to them. He squeezed in and sat down between the two of them.
"Ye Xiao, Azhu, I'm going to ask you a question. All you need to do is answer yes or no." Su Xiaoxiao finished the story and suddenly turned around to stare at Ye Xiao and Zhu Jianchun. At first sight, he could only stare at Ye Xiao.
, turned to the side again, and could only stare at Zhu Jianchun this time. Su Xiaoxiao thought something was wrong, he was sitting between the two of them, how could he stare at two people at the same time?
After changing places with Ye Xiao, Su Xiaoxiao could finally stare at their faces, "They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. I want you to look into my eyes when you answer, so you can't lie.
!”
"Night Owl, A-Zhu, is Nite Owl a cut sleeve?"
After Su Xiaoxiao asked, he immediately looked into the eyes of the two people, but found that he could only stare at one person. By the time he realized it was too late, Zhu Jianchun had already answered before Ye Xiao, "Yes!"
Ye Xiao had a dark look on his face and was about to refute, but Zhu Jianchun gave him a cold look, and Ye Xiao had to swallow all the words he wanted to refute.
"Then let me ask you again, is A-Zhu Duanxiu?"
Zhu Jianchun immediately replied, "No!"
Su Xiaoxiao stared at Zhu Jianchun for thirty seconds. Zhu Jianchun felt a little uncomfortable with her stare and looked away. Su Xiaoxiao snapped her fingers and concluded, "Azhu, you don't dare to look into my eyes.
,you are lying!"
"I didn't lie, I really wasn't..." Zhu Jianchun rarely argued with others, and no one dared to refute what he said. However, at this moment, for the sake of his innocence, he had to explain to Su Xiaoxiao. Who knew that Su Xiaoxiao had no idea what he was saying?
I didn’t listen to him and thought he was quibbling and making excuses!
"Stop quibbling, A-Zhu, it's not shameful to have your sleeves cut off. What's shameful is pretending to have no sleeves to deceive girls when your sleeves are clearly cut off. This is heinous! Look at you, you clearly have your sleeves cut off, but you still go out and mess around with women every day.
! It’s so inhumane. Do you know how many nymphos you will make heartbroken?..."
"Xiaoxiao, listen to me, I really am not..."
"Stop defending, excuses sound like excuses. Look at Ye Xiao's silence, which means he acquiesces!"
Ye Xiao was silent because he was a guard and Zhu Jianchun was the master. He could not discuss his master's private affairs, and unexpectedly Su Xiaoxiao, who did not know what was going on, would distort the facts.
"Ye Xiao, please tell me something, I really am not Duanxiu."
Zhu Jianchun turned his eyes to Ye Xiao for help. Ye Xiao looked at Zhu Jianchun silently for a while, as if he was deliberately retaliating for Zhu Jianchun's slander just now. After a long time, he said slowly, "I don't know."
Zhu Jianchun almost fell to the ground. He finally realized what it meant to shoot oneself in the foot!