"Damn it, it stinks so damn much! Ding Shaoze, how long have you not washed your feet? Those smelly feet make you feel sick just by smelling them. What woman would be willing to sleep with you?"
"It didn't take long, I washed it every day..."
"That's weird! You look like this and you haven't washed your feet for at least a month!" As soon as Ding Shaoze started to talk, Su Xiaoxiao interrupted him quickly.
Ding Shaoyu and Zhu Jianchun, who were watching Ding Shaoze's socks being taken off by Su Xiaoxiao and nearly getting internal injuries from laughing, were about to take this opportunity to ridicule Ding Shaoze when they saw Su Xiaoxiao raising both hands in front of them.
He stretched out his hand and said, "You two are coming too!"
"What?" Zhu Jianchun and Ding Shaoyu's faces turned pale at the same time. They guessed what Su Xiaoxiao wanted, but had to pretend to be confused.
Especially Zhu Jianchun, are you kidding? He is a prince, a royal family, and represents the royal status. How can he take off his clothes in public... No, he is taking off his socks! No matter what he takes off, in short, his beautiful feet cannot be taken off.
For others to see!
I want him to take off his socks unless he dies!
"Don't force me to use force!" Su Xiaoxiao stared at the two people's faces, laughing so hard that they were both covered in hair, "If you don't do it yourself, the next scene will definitely be very pornographic and violent.
Night Owl, come on!"
Seeing that Ye Xiao didn't move, Su Xiaoxiao secretly winked at Ye Xiao and said "up, up, up" with her mouth.
Ye Xiao frowned and said helplessly to Zhu Jianchun, "I'm sorry, Master!"
After saying that, he started to grab Zhu Jianchun's feet. Although Zhu Jianchun had martial arts skills, he was no match for Ye Xiao. He quickly grabbed his shoulders with one hand and grabbed his toes with the other.
"Now let's see where you run! Run, little beauty, I'll see where you can run. No matter how you run, you can't escape from the palm of my hand!" Su Xiaoxiao raised her long white fingers teasingly.
Looking up at Zhu Jianchun's fair chin, he smiled in an extremely lewd and obscene way, making him look like a romantic bully who was teasing women from a good family. Zhu Jianchun's face turned red and he glared at Su Xiaoxiao fiercely, like a good boy who had been teased by a female pervert.
"Night Owl, strip him naked for me!"
"Take off your clothes?" Ye Xiao was startled, obviously troubled, "Not very good, Xiaoxiao, my master is the prince after all. If word spreads, we are despising the royal family and insulting the royal family. The crime can be big or small..."
"What I mean is to take off his socks!" Su Xiaoxiao stabbed Ye Xiao between his eyebrows with her long nails and said in a rapid tone, "Xiao Xiao, I know you are Long Yang, but you can't think so differently.
Are you pure? There are also very pure people in Longyang, why can't you learn from it? Take off your clothes all day long and think about these shameful things. Hey, you are really hopeless!"
Ye Xiao knew in his heart that he was no match for Su Xiaoxiao, so he had to lower his head in silence and concentrate on taking off Zhu Jianchun's golden boots.
"Wait!" Just when Ye Xiao's hand was about to grab the toe of the shoe and take off the golden boots, he suddenly heard Su Xiaoxiao shouting loudly. Ye Xiao looked at Su Xiaoxiao in confusion, and saw Su Xiaoxiao going towards
He took three steps back, then three more steps, until he reached the window. When there was no way back, he held his nose and said, "You can take it off!"
Night Owl took the order and continued to work with his head down. Just when he was about to take action, he heard another loud shout, "Wait a minute!"
Ye Xiao was interrupted one after another. He threw Zhu Jianchun's feet depressedly and shouted rudely to Su Xiaoxiao, "Xiaoxiao, can you explain it clearly at once? I keep yelling "wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait" rudely.
broken!"
"I didn't call wait, I just called wait. It wasn't me who called wait, it was..." Su Xiaoxiao pointed at Zhu Jianchun, and then realized that there were two people missing from the room at some point - Zhu Jianchun and Ding Shaoyu.
"Zhu Jianchun!!!"
"Ding Shaoyu!!!"
"Don't let me find you! Otherwise, I'll even strip you of your bellybands!"
Soon, the room erupted with Su Xiaoqi's roar that shook the mountains and rivers, making the entire Wanhua Building tremble like an earthquake, and even frightened a guest who came to Wanhua Building early for entertainment to stop on the spot. From then on, alas,
, from then on, all the brothels in the world lost one customer.
Two figures, one slender and the other slender, sneaked out of Wanhua Building one after another, entered Liu's tailor shop, and then returned to Wanhua Building. The slender figure slipped into the backyard of Wanhua Building, and the slender figure
The other one was doing something under the attic.
Soon, rumors were flying among the maids of Wanhua Tower.
"Do you know? I just saw the second young master's bare feet under the attic. He took out a new pair of socks from his sleeves and put them on..."
"What is this? Do you know what I just saw?"
"What?" All the maids looked at the maid in green who spoke. The maid held her head high, straightened her back, and had a gossipy look on her face. "I just saw the majestic King Xu entering Miss Qin's room!"
"Tch! Your Highness Prince Xu has been having an affair with Miss Qin for a long time. What's weird about entering her room?" All the maidservants showed fussing expressions, and the maid in green said with an incomprehensible look, "You don't know this.
Right? Miss Qin has been abandoned by His Highness Prince Xu!"
"No way?" Everyone looked like they didn't believe it.
"Why are you lying to you? Who am I? I am Miss Qin's personal maid. Just now I saw Miss Qin running back to her room viciously, throwing teacups and kicking tables and chairs. What do you mean, Zhu Jianchun, what do you have?
It’s amazing, I don’t care about you yet! You think Miss Qin is not abandoned, what else could she be?”
Everyone nodded in agreement. Seeing everyone agreeing, the maid in green looked a little proud, "However, our girl Qin is so good at sex and art that even men can't let go of her. Prince Xu is also a normal man. He just had a quarrel with girl Qin.
Now you are in our girl Qin's room to apologize again!"
"Apologise? How to make amends? His Majesty, His Majesty Prince Xu, apologize to Miss Qin? Miss Qin is so proud..."
"What kind of face? It's called charm! Do you understand charm?" the maid in green said proudly, "His Royal Highness King Xu's way of apologizing is really strange. He actually took a pair of new snow-white socks from his arms, and then took them
Miss Qin's scented powder was sprinkled on the socks, and finally she put the socks on her feet. Do you think His Highness King Xu is so passionate about our girl Qin that he even thought of using this method to keep our girl's fragrance in his own body?
This way, every time you smell those socks, you will think of Miss Qin..."
"Yes, yes, His Royal Highness Prince Xu is so affectionate, so touching..."
…
While the maids were gossiping, Ding Shaoyu and Zhu Jianchun returned to the room at the same time. Su Xiaoxiao was pulled by Ding Shaoze to chat and couldn't leave even if he wanted to. She was about to lose her temper when she saw Ding Shaoyu and Zhu Jianchun.
Take it out on both of them.
"Where have you been? Do you know how long I have been waiting for you? A quarter of an hour! You can have a meal in a quarter of an hour, you can take a bath in a quarter of an hour, you can do a lot of things in a quarter of an hour... in short, you can do a lot of things in a quarter of an hour.
, you said, if I were kidnapped, I might not be alive within a quarter of an hour!..."
"Look!" Ding Shaoyu swung his shoes and pulled his white socks off his feet, then handed them to Su Xiaoxiao, "Just now I remembered that I wasn't wearing socks, so I went back and put on a pair!"
Su Xiaoxiao was overjoyed when she saw the socks. She took them and put them to her nose to smell them. This pair of socks was worth hundreds if sold, "Hey, Ding Shaoyu, you really love to be clean. These socks don't smell at all."
."
Ding Shaoyu was praised and his face looked happy. Ding Shaoze stepped on the floor with his bare feet and glared at Ding Shaoyu fiercely. Just when Ding Shaoyu was proud, Zhu Jianchun also shook off his shoes, took off his socks and handed them to Su Xiaoxiao, "
Here you go, Xiaoxiao, I forgot to wear socks when I went out today, so I went back and put on a pair!"
Su Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up when she saw the socks, as if she were seeing a silver ingot, and she hurriedly took them.
"Xiaoxiao, smell and see."
"Go away, how can anyone ask others to smell their smelly socks?" Su Xiaoxiao yelled back ungratefully. Ding Shaoyu and Ding Shaoze looked insulted. Zhu Jianchun glanced at them and gently advised Su Xiaoxiao,
"Just smell it, my socks don't stink, they smell good!"
"Does it really smell good?" Su Xiaoxiao sniffed it dubiously, showing a surprised expression, "I didn't expect it to smell really good! Men's socks can smell so good, A-Zhu, you are really a miracle!"
Ding Shaoyu's face, which was still proud just now, suddenly turned dark, and he glared at Zhu Jianchun fiercely. Zhu Jianchun shook the folding fan in his hand, with a proud look on his face, and he was so excited that he almost hummed a tune.
Zhu Jianchun's excitement didn't last for three seconds when he heard Su Xiaoxiao murmuring to himself, "Let me just say, Ye Xiao is so handsome and fit, and he is an attacker at first glance, and A Zhu is so handsome and charming, at first glance
Just like a friend, think about it, how could Ye Xiao give up the delicious food on his lips? If the two of them stayed together for a long time, Long Yang would become Long Yang! Look at A Zhu wearing socks and imitating the fragrance of a woman. He must be a slave
Ye Xiao is conquered. Look at his red lips and white teeth, and his skin is so fair and delicate that it looks like you can squeeze water out of it. He must have taken good care of it like a woman, and maybe he even applied makeup and powder every day."
"A handsome Qiang Gong and a handsome little Shou, I feel love when I think of it! God, this world is so crazy! My dearest good friend A Zhu is actually a little Shou, and he likes to pretend to be a woman in private. It's no good.
It’s no longer possible, my heart can’t bear it anymore.”
Zhu Jianchun listened to Su Xiaoxiao's self-centered yelling, which was so loud that everyone could hear it clearly. His eyesight went dark and he almost fainted.
Although Ding Shaoyu and Ding Shaoze didn't know how to attack or receive, they still understood the meaning of Su Xiaoxiao's words. Their shocked eyes glanced back and forth at Zhu Jianchun, then at Ye Xiao, and finally showed the same expression invariably.
Looking at the expressions of the two of them, Zhu Jianchun knew that he had taken the blame for Long Yang. He had black lines on his face, sweat on his forehead, and slumped on the chair helplessly.
Oh my god! Who told him to meet Su Xiaoxiao, a gossipy woman who loves to think and talk nonsense!!!