"Stop calling me, it's useless for you to call me! Anyway, I am no longer the stupid girl who didn't understand anything at the beginning. Let me tell you, I have learned a lot of things. Ding Shaoyu, don't think that the beauty trick is good for me.
It’s useful, I’ve seen a lot of beauties now, and I’m fairly well-informed, so I’m no longer interested in pretty people like you!”
Su Xiaoxiao pinched his neck and said with lack of confidence. Ding Shaoyu couldn't help laughing and almost laughed out loud. Seeing Su Xiaoxiao glare at him fiercely, he had to endure it. It was really hard to endure.
"Just laugh if you want! What's the big deal! Anyway, you heard it clearly just now, I'm not interested in you anymore! I don't like you anymore! Just do what you like, anyway, don't pester me
Me! You have also seen how popular I am now. Ding Shaoze, Ye Xiao, and Zhu Jianchun all come to me every day. I really can’t spare the time to greet you, so you’d better do it yourself!”
Su Xiaoxiao was about to go out as she was about to leave. As soon as she walked out of the door, she remembered that this was her room. Why was she leaving instead? Then she turned back and pushed Ding Shaoyu out, "I'm sorry, Master Ding Er, I'm going to bed."
, a lonely man and a widowed woman living together in the same room is really harmful to your reputation. You, Mr. Ding Er, are charming and don't care about your reputation, but I am the daughter of a good family. I will get married in the future, so I can't ruin my reputation..."
"Marry? Who do you want to marry?" Ding Shaoyu refused to go out. He grabbed the door frame and stared at Su Xiaoxiao's lips. If she really dared to say that she wanted to marry, he would...he
Just...he killed her on the spot! Then he announced his affair with her to see who would dare to marry her home! Although this move was a bit harsh, but for a woman like her who has an unusual mind,
It is said that although the trick is cruel, it is the most practical!
"Who do you want to marry? It's fine to marry anyone! Ye Xiao said that if no one wants him in the future, he will definitely take me in. And A Zhu, you also saw how close I am to him. We were downstairs just now.
Ding Shaoze happened to see me performing a show of affection. Wow, Ding Shaoze looked so furious, as if he had caught an adulterer. Is it that exaggerated? I just held hands with A Zhu and fed each other.
, hugged each other intimately, and was about to kiss or something, it was just that simple, he just... wow, you are really brothers, your faces are the same ugly... Hey, Ding Shaoyu, what are you doing? Rape.
Ah!!! It’s indecent!!!! Don’t stop blocking my mouth. Who are you? It’s too barbaric!!!..."
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Then, "Ding Shaoyu, don't stick your tongue in!..."
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Then, "Ding Shaoyu..."
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Finally, it evolved into, "Well..."
After a lot of umming and umming, Ding Shaoyu and Su Xiaoxiao successfully fell on the bed. The posture was very ambiguous. Ding Shaoyu successfully pressed on Su Xiaoxiao, and his hand was placed just in front of Su Xiaoxiao's chest.
As for Su Xiaoxiao, her thighs were wrapped around Ding Shaoyu's waist like a snake.
Both of their faces were a little red. It was obvious that Ding Shaoyu was caused by excitement, while Su Xiaoxiao was caused by shyness. She shyly gave Ding Shaoyu a flirtatious look and said, "Master Ding Er, let me go."
"Call me Yu!"
"Master Ding Er..." Upon seeing Ding Shaoyu's ambiguous gaze, Su Xiaoxiao quickly changed her words, "Yu, let me go... Such a posture is too embarrassing..."
To prove that he was really shy, Su Xiaoxiao also showed a shy expression. Ding Shaoyu lowered his head and looked at his waist, "Then please let go of your legs first! Your legs are wrapped around my waist.
It's so tight, how can I let you go?"
Su Xiaoxiao retracted her legs reflexively. To prove that it was an unintentional mistake, Su Xiaoxiao also deliberately kicked Ding Shaoyu hard, which was so painful that Ding Shaoyu squatted down while covering his lower body.
"Really? I just used a little strength." Su Xiaoxiao pushed Ding Shaoyu tentatively, and Ding Shaoyu raised his face as pale as paper. Su Xiaoxiao was so frightened that he almost lost his soul. Seeing him again
Ding Shaoyu clutched his crotch and turned pale in pain, wondering if he had accidentally helped Ming Dynasty create a father-in-law?
"Hey, Ding Shaoyu, don't pretend to be dead! I just kicked you so lightly, how could it be possible that I could hurt you? Moreover, your thing is so small, even if I aim to kick it, I can't hit it. How is it possible?
I hit it so unconsciously..."
Before he finished speaking, Su Xiaoxiao was pushed down on the bed by Ding Shaoyu, "What did you say? Why do you mean my thing is so small?"
"I just said that casually, don't mind, Ding Shaoyu..." Su Xiaoxiao knew that men's things are a taboo. You can call them majestic and majestic, but you can't call them small!
"Call me Yu!"
"It's just you! I just kicked you casually, and I didn't know where I hit you. It was really just an unintentional mistake. Don't worry, I will definitely support you for the rest of your life! As long as you have a bowl of rice from me.
If you eat, I will never let you go hungry! Moreover, I will also give you a large amount of money to see the doctor. Don’t worry, I will also help you pay the doctor a hush fee. If he dares to tell your secret, no need
If you tell me, I will definitely kill people and destroy their mouths! Then I will destroy their bodies and traces of them!"
Reading Su Xiaoxiao's novel, he looked so confident that he almost stopped swearing. Ding Shaoyu wanted to laugh but couldn't, so he could only hold it in with all his strength. Su Xiaoxiao saw that Ding Shaoyu's face turned blue, and he didn't know that Ding Shaoyu was suppressing his laughter. He really thought that he was
She was afraid that Ding Shaoyu would go to the government to sue her for intentional injury, so she hurriedly said, "Don't worry, Ding Shaoyu, no, Yu, I'll take care of the rest of your life! Your eating, drinking, and diarrhea, even
Picking up girls and raising girls, I’ll take care of it all!”
"I don't want any other woman, I just want you. I only want you for the rest of my life..." Ding Shaoyu lowered his head and gently pecked Su Xiaoxiao's delicate earlobe. Su Xiaoxiao only felt that the earlobe was numb, itchy, and very comfortable, almost
Just when I was about to close my eyes and enjoy it, a flash of light suddenly flashed through my mind, "No, Yu, you've done so much, how can you pick up girls and support women? That will reveal your secret! Haha, you've saved another expense!"
"I said that there are three thousand pieces of weak water, and I will only take one ladle to drink! I only have one woman in this life, and the rest will be spared! I don't have the time to serve them..."
"Hey, Ding Shaoyu, I didn't expect you to be so vicious! Although I caused your injury! But I'm already trying my best to make up for it! Don't drag me into trouble anymore and ruin my happiness! You are already unhappy.
Okay, why bother bothering an innocent, cute, simple, beautiful person like me, who still has a lot of good life waiting to be enjoyed? Please think about it, you have become a father-in-law, and it will be very miserable to have no partner in your life.
Do you still want me to follow you? Of course, I can’t become a father-in-law..."
"What I mean is that there seem to be some women in the palace who never marry! Do you also want me to become a palace maid? Hey, you don't have a woman, but I have a man! You can't drag me down, really! Besides, you don't want a woman, but I have a man!
Now, you don’t have a woman, you still have a man. As beautiful as you, there must be a lot of men who want to be with you..."
Before she finished speaking, Su Xiaoxiao was pathetically blocked with her lips. When she was let go, Su Xiaoxiao had been kissed until her eyes were dizzy, her head was dizzy, and she was almost confused.
I can't even breathe.
"Ding Shaoyu, let me tell you, forget it if you can't live that life yourself, you can't be so bad as to implicate me..."
It’s so miserable! It’s so miserable!
Once again, Su Xiaoxiao was kissed to seal her words. When Su Xiaoxiao was let go again, she was completely unconscious. Her cheeks were as red as the sunset in the west, her eyes were straight, and her face looked stupid. Even after hearing
Ding Shaoyu said, "Who said I can't live that life? I'll prove to you now that I can live it!" and there was no response.
When Su Xiaoxiao was pressed tightly on the bed by Ding Shaoyu, Ding Shaoyu's fair and thin hands trembled to untie Su Xiaoxiao's collar. When Su Xiaoxiao's collar was untied, the tender yellow bellyband was exposed, and of course a large piece of snow-white was also revealed.
The skin is as smooth as gelatin, and the white and tender shoulders are really charming in spring...
Even at this time, Su Xiaoxiao still had eyes wide open, a silly smile on his face, and no reaction!
And even Ding Shaoyu, who was wandering around the flowers in a romantic way, couldn't help but blush when he saw such charming spring scenery, and his blood surged. When he saw that Ding Shaoyu's lips were about to touch Su Xiaoxiao's exposed skin, a gust of night wind
Blow through...
The night breeze in early summer is still a bit cool...
However, the coolness of the early summer night breeze could not dissipate the heat all over Ding Shaoyu's body, but it made Su Xiaoxiao sober. When he saw that someone had undressed him, he saw a man lying on his back.
Her mouth was pouting as she wanted to kiss Fangze, but without thinking, Su Xiaoxiao slapped her with all her strength.
Su Xiaoxiao originally thought that she would use all her strength, not only to fan her out the door like on TV, but also to fan her under the bed. However, the pervert did not move at all, but there was a bright red palm print on his pale face.
"Pervert! Lewd thief! Despicable and shameless flower picker!" Su Xiaoxiao shouted and slapped him again. At this critical moment, Ding Shaoyu raised his face, which was more beautiful and enchanting than a woman, Su Xiaoxiao shouted.
The little slap suddenly stopped in mid-air, "Why is it you? Where is the flower-picking thief who just took off my clothes?"
"Of course it is me……"
Before Ding Shaoyu finished speaking, he was interrupted by Su Xiaoxiao's ecstatic voice. Su Xiaoxiao rushed up to hug Ding Shaoyu, buried his head in his arms and sobbed, "Yu, I knew you were
Sincerely, there must have been a lewd thief who broke into my room just now, took off my clothes, and wanted to taint me. You must have driven away the flower thief and preserved my innocence. Look, your face was beaten by the flower thief.
Like this, everything is swollen..."
"It's you who slapped my face like this, Xiaoxiao."
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"Also, no flower picker has ever entered your room. I was the only one in the room from beginning to end, so the flower picker you call is... me!"