It turns out that the ground is only three meters away from Su Xiaoxiao. It is the real ground! It is not the water surface! If you fall on the water surface, you can still float up. If you fall on the ground, it is... Hey, how can it be such a miserable word?
!
The dark clouds dispersed, and a bright moon appeared in the dark night. The moonlight was like water, spreading all over the earth. But Su Xiaoxiao really had no intention of appreciating this beautiful moonlight that came after all the hardships. He looked at the dark figure who was no more than three meters away from him.
On the grassland, Su Xiaoxiao's first thought was...how to escape or not, the tragic ending of being smashed into a pulp!
Su Xiaoxiao really couldn't imagine the coming close contact with the earth, so she closed her eyes tightly. Just when Su Xiaoxiao thought that she would definitely die, her hand was suddenly grabbed by a pair of big cold hands, and then her body fell into
In a cold and generous embrace, followed by... a bang, the dull sound of a human body hitting the ground!
The expected smashing to pieces did not appear, the expected fragmentation did not appear, Su Xiaoxiao moved his body, and everything under him was soft. Whenever Su Xiaoxiao moved, the things under him would let out a low groan.
Su Xiaoxin was startled by the sound, and quickly climbed down from the thing. Looking through the moonlight, it turned out that the hero just held her in his arms at the last moment and pawned her with his own flesh and blood.
It has a meat pad, so when Su Xiaoxiao falls down, it feels like lying on a sofa, which is quite comfortable.
"Hero, don't die! Although I am not very willing to marry an ugly man as my wife, but since I promised you, I must do it. I will definitely commit myself to you, and I will also bring my dowry with me.
My carriage will marry you! Hero, you must not die. What if you die and leave me a widow? I tell you, I will cheat on you. As long as you die, I will make you a cuckold.
, so you must not die..."
Just when Su Xiaoxiao was holding the corpse and howling like a ghost, the corpse spoke, and the first two words he spoke were low and labored.
"Little--"
"Hero, I know it was me who got you into trouble, but you can't keep saying my name. Do you think you still want to marry me when you become a ghost? That's not possible, ghosts and humans have different paths! I'm a normal person.
My body is very weak, my yang energy is also very weak, and I am easily invaded by yin energy. I won’t be able to have a relationship with you for a long time. Hero, just go with peace of mind. I will definitely burn a lot of paper money for you.
You burn a big house, and I will burn many beautiful maidservants for you, so that you can be a happy and happy ghost down there. Don’t worry, you will not be worse as a ghost than as a human being. Just go with peace of mind, and remember not to complain to King Yama.
If you say it was me who got you into trouble, just blame the fat man..."
"Xiaoxiao, I'm fine!"
The corpse suddenly moved and said with difficulty. The cold hand even touched Su Xiaoxiao's face. The cold touch made Su Xiaoxiao tremble all over and said in a trembling voice, "Sure enough, the hands will become cold after death."
, look at your hands getting cold..."
In fact, Su Xiaoxiao really wanted to run away, but after all, she fell to death trying to save her. Wouldn't it be too unethical for her to run away, and... and, the most important thing is, if she ran away, nothing would happen.
What should I do if the ghost insists on her? It is better to negotiate with the ghost and give him more paper money and beautiful women so that he will stop pestering me in the future!
Thinking of this, Su Xiaoxiao was about to speak, but she saw those pale hands stretched out in front of her eyes. Braving the cold air, Su Xiaoxiao mustered up the courage to look down and saw a disheveled face, in the pale moonlight.
The color is particularly scary.
"Ghost-"
A scream resounded in the valley, Su Xiaoxiao slapped off those pale hands, and rushed out like an arrow from a string.
Just when Su Xiaoxiao was running out of breath and finally too tired to run anymore, he stopped and took a deep breath, thinking that he would get rid of the ghost now. Su Xiaoxiao hadn't had time to be happy yet.
Then I heard a cold voice coming from my ears, "Xiaoxiao, why are you running? I'm not..."
"Ghost-"
Su Xiaoxiao once again burst out with a shocking scream. Without thinking, she ran away. When she could no longer lift her legs, Su Xiaoxiao stopped, bent down, and beat herself for the numbness.
He was gasping for air next to his legs, but he heard the gloomy voice coming from his ears again, "Xiao Xiao..."
Su Xiaoxiao wanted to run again, but the ghost grabbed her shoulders. Su Xiaoxiao threw her arms away hard, stepping on her feet like hot wheels, but she couldn't escape even a step.
"Brother Ghost, I know I'm the one who got you into trouble. I said I would burn a lot of paper money for you, more than you can imagine, and beautiful women. Don't you want to marry a wife? I will burn a lot of beautiful women for you.
They are definitely more beautiful than me. I am very honest and trustworthy, and I will not lie to you. If I make a mistake, can you come back to me then, okay?"
"Xiao Xiao..."
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Ah, who told Ding Shaoyu to take a shower without closing the door? Besides, Ye Xiao is Long Yang, so it doesn’t matter if I touch him. It’s not considered indecent. Like other female protagonists, she molests good men and women, defrauds children of their pocket money, bullies the elderly, and messes with history.
I have never done anything bad to ruin the relationship of a beautiful man. If you want to find it, just find someone else. I am really a very good citizen..."
"Xiao Xiao..."
"Really, Brother Ghost, I never lie, just let me go. My little life is not worthy of yours, don't you think? Besides, Brother Ghost, I have an eighty-year-old mother.
, I have an eight-year-old child at the bottom, a disabled brother on the left, and a stupid sister on the left. I have to support the whole family. You can’t just take me away. Think about it, how many people will be killed if you take me away.
Can you bear it?..."
"Xiao Xiao..."
"Brother Ghost, everything I said is true. If there is even half a sentence that is false, thunder will strike..." Before he could finish his words, he heard a sound of thunder in the night sky. Su Xiaoxiao was so frightened that he shrank his neck and stared at the sky, "
Isn’t it? I’m just talking casually, don’t you want to hack me like this?”
"Xiao Xiao, I am Ye Xiao!"
"I don't care who you are..." Su Xiaoxiao said without thinking. As soon as he finished speaking, an idea flashed in his mind. Who did he just say he was?
"Are you Ye Xiao? How is it possible? Ye Xiao is so handsome and cool, how could it be possible for you to look like this?" Su Xiaoxiao yelled with disbelief, and Ye Xiao helplessly opened the messy long hair covering his face, revealing
Su Xiaoxiao took a closer look at that handsome face with clear lines, "Hey, it really is a night owl! Then why did you look so disheveled just now?"
"I flew down just now to save you, but the wind blew my hairpin away, and my hair fell down, so it became like that." Ye Xiao tied his hair into a knot, but remembered that there was no hairpin. When he was in trouble,
Su Xiaoxiao casually pulled out her jade hairpin and inserted it into Ye Xiao's hair knot gently.
Su Xiaoxiao, who performed this series of movements smoothly and naturally, obviously didn't notice that under the faint moonlight, a suspicious blush appeared on Ye Xiao's handsome face, especially when Su Xiaoxiao stood on tiptoes to help him
When tying up his hair, the faint daughter's fragrance on Su Xiaoxiao's body and the warm breath in his mouth both made him blush and his heart beat faster.
"Then you flew down to save me and then used me as a meat mat. Are you dead now?"
"I..." Ye Xiao was about to answer, but was interrupted by Su Xiaoxiao talking to herself, "Falled from such a high place, and pressed down by a little guy like me. The ground is so hard, Ye Xiao,
It's not that I underestimate your martial arts. If you don't die, you will be the eighth wonder of the world, so I think... you are already dead!"
"Xiaoxiao, I..."
"Ye Xiao, you don't have to be sad! Sisters, I will make your funeral a beautiful and honorable one," Ye Xiao just started to speak, but was interrupted by Su Xiaoxiao's quick words, "Don't worry, I will
I take back what I just said, I won’t burn so many beauties for you..."
Ye Xiao just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Su Xiaoxiao say solemnly, "I will burn many beautiful men for you, muscular ones, sunny ones, cute ones, delicate ones, strong ones, queen-like ones, gentle ones."
Attack, scumbag attack, under-year attack, black-bellied attack, cute mate, small mate, transvestite mate, overlord mate, or a man who can be both an attacker and a Receiver, I’ve got enough for you, I can satisfy all your tastes, you
You can play whatever you want..."
"Xiaoxiao, no need, I'm fine..."
Ye Xiao almost vomited blood. Before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Su Xiaoxiao, "Ye Xiao, you don't have to be polite to me anymore. We are sisters. Your business is my business."
Besides, you died for me. If I don’t cook you something more, that would be so heartless! I know you are crazy about Ah Zhu, so don’t worry, although I can’t kill Ah Zhu, I will do it with you.
A ghost couple, but I will ask the most famous painter in the country to draw A Zhu, and then find the best paper shop to make the most realistic A Zhu paper figurine, and then burn it for you."
"However, A Zhu must not let A Zhu know about this matter. After all, he is a prince, and it is very unlucky to be messed with like this. So, Ye Xiao, do you think how much risk I took for you? I
You risked the disdain of the world, I offended the imperial power for you, and I offended A Zhu for you. Hey, I really feel that I am too great, so, Ye Xiao, you can go in peace! I am on top.
Help you burn money, and you will definitely live a very happy life down there! They say that money can make ghosts go around. Don't worry, the money I will burn for you will definitely be more than ordinary brats, including the judge and the King of Hell.
, I have to kneel down and call you grandpa!"
"Xiaoxiao, I didn't..."
Before I could say the words "I'm not dead", I was interrupted again by Su Xiaoxiao, "Ye Xiao, let me tell you, I'm not bragging to you. As far as I've come from watching so many TV movies, the judges are all
He looks dark, and King Yama is also very ugly, but..."