"It's amazing that you like me? I don't like you yet!"
Su Xiaoxiao spoke with his teeth bared, and the bully stared at Su Xiaoxiao's whole body with his face trembling, and stayed at Su Xiaoxiao's chest for at least ten seconds, with a disappointed expression on his face.
Xiaoxiao jumped up on the spot.
"Hey, what's that expression on your face? Are you very small? Are you very flat? What do you mean? Believe it or not, I'm suing you for harassment, that's not right! I'm going to sue you for sex discrimination and bust discrimination! What happened to Princess Taiping? Princess Taiping is also a princess.
!Look again and again and I will dig out your lustful eyes!"
The bully turned his lustful eyes and muttered, "Although she has an average figure, she is still a woman..."
Su Xiaoxiao was not happy when she heard this, "What does it mean to have an average figure? Do you know what my figure is called? I call it petite and exquisite, with graceful curves! If I look like you, it would be called an average figure, no! What you call it
No figure!... Hey! Let go! Let go! Let me go! You bastard! Scum! Trash! Pervert! Violent maniac! Psycho! Idiot!... Let me go!!!!"
"If you make any more noise, I'll beat you to death!"
A bully is a bully. He always speaks in a stylish manner. The scary muscles in his body tremble and the fat on his face twitches. His whole body exudes a bully state that others cannot achieve. When Su Xiaoxiao heard this, he shut up obediently.
Just when the bully was carrying Su Xiaoxiao and was about to leave the alley, a loud shout came from the other end of the alley, "Let go of my lady!"
When Su Xiaoxiao took a look, Qiu'er pointed at the bully Zheng Lian standing at the end of the alley. Su Xiaoxiao's head drooped heavily again.
"Did you hear that? Let go of my lady!"
Qiu'er shouted righteously, and the bully obeyed and put Su Xiaoxiao down. When Su Xiaoxiao was wondering, the bully looked at the beautiful and charming Qiu'er with salivation, "This girl is much prettier than her master.
You have a good figure, yes, I want you. Your young lady can go home..."
When Su Xiaoxiao heard this, she was so angry that she punched the bully in the face with a fist. The sneak attack was successful. She imitated Bruce Lee's signature move and touched his nose with familiarity and pride.
"You bitch! How dare you hit me!"
The bully shouted, rushed forward, raised his giant fist and was about to hit Su Xiaoxiao. Su Xiaoxiao covered her face in fear, waiting quietly for the fist to fall on her face. Su Xiaoxiao could even imagine herself
The appearance of a bruised nose and swollen face.
However, after waiting for a long time and unable to wait for the fist to fall, Su Xiaoxiao carefully looked out and found that the bully was standing still with his fist stopped in mid-air.
Had a stroke? Be possessed by an evil spirit? Poisoned?
Su Xiaoxiao carefully tapped the bully's chest, but there was no response... and then she poked it again, but there was still no response...
Su Xiaoxiao pushed hard and the bully fell to the ground...
"Ah!!!! I killed someone!...Ah!!!"
Su Xiaoxiao looked at the handsome man who had been blocked by the bully's huge body. It took him a long time to stop screaming and blinked his big watery eyes, "It turns out I didn't kill him, it was you!"
She had millions of words to say to him, but when the words came to her mouth, she held them in for a long time, but she could only say this one sentence.
Failure! What a failure!
Ding Shaoyu smiled charmingly, clapped his hands, and saw two men wearing Miao costumes descending from the sky.
"take away!"
"Yes, Master Ding!"
Soon, the two Miao men and the bullies on the ground, as well as the rotten gambler who Su Xiaoxiao mistakenly thought was Ding Shaoyu and rushed to save his life, and Qiu'er, disappeared one after another, leaving only them in the narrow and long alley.
Su Xiaoxiao and Ding Shaoyu looked at each other.
Just at this moment, drizzle fell in the sky, like threads, falling gently on the hair of the two of them. On their faces and shoulders, Ding Shaoyu's long eyelashes condensed with mist, making him
Her enchanting peach blossom eyes look a little more melancholy.
The narrow and long alley, the smooth bluestone pavement, the old blue fence, and the sad drizzle floating in the sky made Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help but think of the song "Rain Alley" by Dai Wangshu.
Even if there are thousands of words, and who should I say them to, Su Xiaoxin has thousands of words in his mind, but as soon as he opens his mouth, there are those very embarrassing words again, "Shaoyu, you killed someone!"
As soon as he spoke, Su Xiaoxiao really wanted to bite off his tongue. Looking at Su Xiaoxiao's annoyed expression, he kept pulling his hair, almost pulling himself bald. Ding Shaoyu couldn't help but smile, "Yes! I kill people."
Come on! Soon, the government agents will come to arrest me!"
"Then what?" Su Xiaoxiao obviously didn't hear the joking in Ding Shaoyu's tone and asked seriously, his eyes full of worry.
"Then?" Ding Shaoyu deliberately showed a sad smile, "Then, if you kill someone to pay for your life, I will naturally be executed!"
"No! I don't want you to die!" Su Xiaoxiao shouted and threw herself into Ding Shaoyu's arms with tears in her eyes. Suddenly she seemed to remember something, "That's not right. Four people were chasing me last time, and Ye Xiao also killed me.
Why don't they see that the government wants Ye Xiao? You just killed one person."
"This..." Ding Shaoyu's bright black pupils turned around quickly, "First, because Ye Xiao is a killer, the government can't catch him, and second, because Ye Xiao kills a killer too, and the government doesn't care and doesn't want to pursue him.
.And I am just a businessman, and what I killed was an ordinary citizen. Soon the government will come and arrest me and put me in jail."
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived at the end of the alley. He saw a policeman in uniform and a big knife appeared at the other end of the alley. He kept looking this way. When Su Xiaoxiao saw it, he hurriedly pulled Ding Shaoyu and ran into the alley.
The alley was full of twists and turns, and when she saw that no one was chasing her, Su Xiaoxiao breathed a sigh of relief.
Su Xiaoxiao, who was worried, anxious and tired, relaxed and was about to fall down as soon as his body went limp. Fortunately, Ding Shaoyu had quick eyes and quick hands and scooped Su Xiaoxiao into his arms.
"Xiaoxiao, I'm fine..."
Before Ding Shaoyu could finish speaking, Su Xiaoxiao interrupted him quickly and urgently, and looked around cautiously, alerting someone to catch up, "No matter what happens, Shaoyu, run away! Run away as far away as possible.
, don’t be found by the government! I don’t want you to die, and I don’t want you to be taken into prison. I heard that the prisoners in the prison have not seen women for many years. In the prison, what happened to Long Yang is very common.
Yes, you are so beautiful, and your figure is also a bit slender. You will definitely be fucked by the most vicious old man as soon as you enter. You are so beautiful, it would be a pity to be fucked by that guy..."
Ding Shaoyu only felt that countless crows were flying overhead, and he really wanted to take apart this little woman's head and see what kind of messy things she was thinking about all day long. Well, let's take a step back,
Even if there really was something like that about Long Yang, it would never be him!