Death is lighter than a feather and heavier than Mount Tai. She, Su Xiaoxiao, has never thought of it being heavier than Mount Tai, but she has never thought of it being lighter than chicken!
People want to be famous forever, but don’t want to laugh for thousands of years!
Zhu Jianchun was too lazy to pay attention to Su Xiaoxiao at first, but looking at Su Xiaoxiao's flushed face, it seemed that he was not pretending, "Are you really stuck?"
Su Xiaoxiao nodded desperately and looked at Zhu Jianchun with tears in his eyes.
"Are you really, really stuck?"
Su Xiaoxiao nodded desperately and looked at Zhu Jianchun with pleading eyes.
"Are you really really stuck?"
Seeing Zhu Jianchun asking again and again, Su Xiaoxiao really wanted to pounce on him and do something to him. How long would he continue to be nagging? She was almost stuck!
Seeing Su Xiaoxiao holding her neck and struggling like she was dying, Zhu Jianchun nodded gracefully, "It seems like it's really stuck."
Zigu said, but did not take any action. If it weren't for being stuck and almost suffocating, Su Xiaoxiao would have wanted to pounce on him and give him a slap.
"Night Owl."
Zhu Jianchun nodded to Ye Xiao, who bowed slightly and said, "Yes, Master!"
After saying that, he slapped Su Xiaoxiao hard on the back, so hard that he almost slapped Su Xiaoxiao away...
"You damn thing want to slap someone to death? Don't you know that your little sister-in-law Su has a delicate body, a rich body, and a beautiful country? Who will be responsible if you slap me to death? Do you know that it doesn't matter if you slap me to death with your palm?
It would be a great sin for the sons and daughters of the capital city to die of grief and sudden illness. Do you know? Men are half of a country and the pillar of the dynasty. You might have killed the pillar of the Ming Dynasty with that slap of yours, you know?
?..."
"Oh my god! Ye Xiao, if I had known I would have let her get stuck... I would have gone crazy... There is such a narcissistic and verbose woman in the world..." Zhu Jianchun rolled his eyes speechlessly, covering his ears desperately, and said weakly
Night Owl hummed.
Night Owl just muttered, "It's good if the master knows." Then he stuffed two peanuts into his ears, turned around and continued to pretend to be a stone sculpture.
"Hey, Ye Xiaoxiao, you are an adult after all, why do you do things so carelessly? Think about it, I am such a beautiful woman who has conquered the country, how can you be so unsympathetic? Hey, I think of the Ming Dynasty.
The handsome guys were grieving for me and weeping day and night, and my heart was in uncontrollable pain. My guilt was like the endless stream of the river, or like the overflowing Yellow River, which was out of control..."
Su Xiaoxiao kept talking in front of Ye Xiao, with a face full of pain and regret for his misfortune and anger at him.
Seeing Su Xiaoxiao change his target, Zhu Jianchun covered his face with a fan and snickered. At first, Ye Xiao tried his best to endure Su Xiaoxiao's nagging bombardment, but soon he couldn't stand it anymore, his face darkened, and he shouted, "You
Shut up! If you don’t shut up, I’ll throw you down!”
Su Xiaoxiao stayed for three seconds, looked at Night Owl in horror for a while, then quickly sat down, grabbed the chicken leg and gnawed on it.
Zhu Jianchun watched the chicken leg going in and out of Su Xiaoxiao's mouth. There was a big pile of chicken bones on the table. Su Xiaoxiao hadn't said anything yet, so he was puzzled.
"Why don't you speak?"
Su Xiaoxiao stuffed chicken in her mouth, glanced at the stone night owl with grievance, and looked at Zhu Jianchun pitifully, "You will be thrown down if you talk..."
Seeing Su Xiaoxiao pouting and looking like she was about to cry, Zhu Jianchun's heart ached inexplicably. He thought for a moment and looked at Ye Xiao, "Ye Xiao, you go back to the king first... You go back first."
Fortunately, he changed his story quickly. Otherwise, if this cute little woman knew her true identity, she would either run away or try her best to get into his bed.
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