After eating, I went to bed early. I was really tired. I thought about going to Chang'an tomorrow, so excited!
Early in the morning, I was dragged up by Tianxin, saying that I was going to Chang'an. I looked so excited, as if Chang'an was full of beautiful men.
The old lady carefully tied my and Sweetheart's hair into two braids, and forced us to put on a headscarf. Then she nodded with satisfaction: "What two beautiful girls!"
Look at our outfits, we look like two little village girls, but... it’s hard to give up on your natural beauty. As a beauty, she looks beautiful no matter what she wears... narcissistic...
The old lady told us the way to Chang'an several times, and she was afraid that we would remember it wrong. Before leaving, she even gave us some coins. She held our hands, with tears shining in her little eyes: "Be careful along the way.
, I don’t have anything for you, old lady. Just use these as payment!” The posture was just like marrying a daughter. Sweetheart and I were so moved that our eyes were red. After all, this was the first person we met.
So good to us.
Reluctantly bidding farewell to the old grandma, I walked for a while towards the road that the old grandma pointed out to us. I turned around and saw the thatched house that was almost turning into a black spot. I felt a little reluctant to leave. Sweetheart patted me on the shoulder.
I comforted her and said, "Okay, let's go! Once we're done, we'll take the old lady with us to enjoy the good times!" I looked at her firm eyes, nodded, and set foot on the road to Chang'an.
While walking and stopping along the way, there were also pedestrians on the road. I looked ahead and said, "Ah, isn't that the city wall? We are here, sweetheart, we are here haha..." I excitedly held Sweetheart's hand and jumped around.
Passers-by looked at us with disdain. Where did these two lunatics come from?
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman? Look at me and I'll gouge your eyes again!" Sweetheart yelled at those people, and the passersby hurriedly dispersed, lowered their heads, and walked their own way.
"Haha, are you going too far?! Don't scare people!" I put my arm around Sweetie's shoulders and didn't forget to laugh at her!
"Get out of the way! Everyone in front gets out of the way!" There was the sound of horse hooves from behind. When I turned around, three men rushed towards me on horseback. Sweetheart quickly pulled me to the side of the road, and the horses were galloping.
We passed by, leaving dust all over the sky. When Tianxin and I saw that the person had left, we stamped our feet and cursed loudly: "Hey, riding a horse is amazing? You went on a rampage and bumped into my aunt, can you bear the responsibility?"
I thought they would not hear it, but who knew that the man in blue and white clothes suddenly turned his head, smiled, and ran away.
Sweetheart and I were stunned. He had such a handsome face, slender eyes, soft facial lines, and a smile that was not a smile! I pulled Sweetheart excitedly: "So handsome! Do all men in ancient times look like that?"
Is it so eye-catching?”
The sweetheart who is as lustful as me also said blankly: "Yes, he is so handsome. If all the men in ancient times look like this, they will have to catch a few. Where can you find such a thing now!?"
"Haha, let's go, don't be crazy! Chang'an is ahead!"
Here we are, we are finally here, my dear Chang'an City, my dear handsome guys, here we come!!!
Chang'an City is as lively and prosperous as I imagined. Although I often watch it on TV, but experiencing it in person, it feels different. Tianxin and I were surprised by everything we saw. We walked around and looked around.
The only disappointing thing is that not all men look like that handsome guy. Most of the men walking on the street are ordinary types. There really is nothing that can make people take a second look. Disappointing
…
The two of them were having a good time shopping when they saw a fat body walking straight towards them. Sweetheart couldn't dodge and the two of them bumped into each other. Poor sweetheart, who was weak and weak, fell to the ground.
"Where did the wild country woman come from? She doesn't even have eyes when she walks!" A sharp voice sounded.
Help sweetheart up, country wild woman? What a fat woman who is desperate for her life. Now that she has arrived at your door... don't blame us for being rude.
I was thinking in my heart, but I had already said the words: "Oh, what did I think it was? It turned out to be a fat pig with a fat head and intestines? Whose beast is this? If you don't take good care of it, let it out to hit people!" At this time, the roadside was already on the roadside.
A lot of people gathered to watch the fun.
The fat woman definitely didn’t expect me to say such a thing. Her face turned red and white, and when she was about to speak, she was interrupted by the sweetheart patting her clothes next to me: “Hey, Mengmeng, you are wrong, this is not a pig.
? She is obviously a fat woman? Sigh..." After saying that, he looked at me and I immediately received: "Yes, look at my eyes, I look at people as pigs. Sigh... Who can blame this?
It's not wrong to be ugly, but it's your fault to look scary!" More and more people were watching the excitement, and they were bursting into laughter.
"You guys..." The fat woman couldn't keep her dignity, so she raised her "pig's trotters" and was about to hit her, but she was blocked by the sweetheart. I picked up the vegetable basket next to her and swung it over her head.
The fat woman didn't expect such a move from us. She couldn't stand and fell firmly to the ground. It was an earthquake. Sweetheart and I put one foot on the stone steps next to her. Sweetheart put her hands on her hips and squinted her eyes.
He warned: "I've made my aunt angry, you'll be happy to see me, huh..."
I immediately said sharply: "Next time I let my aunt see you, be careful I tear your mouth open and shave your hair! Huh..." After saying that, I didn't forget to squeeze my fist in front of her eyes. What a fat woman.
Have you ever seen such a battle? He waved his hands repeatedly: "I don't dare, I don't dare. Please spare your lives, two girls!"
We clapped our hands with satisfaction, turned around and prepared to leave, not forgetting to give the fat woman a couple of twists. That was our way of showing victory. Then we put our arms around each other's shoulders and tried our best to swing our waists to the most exaggerated angle.
The point is, I twist, I twist, I twist!!!!
"Shake and shake, shake and shake, until I reach Grandma's Bridge, Grandma praises me for being a good baby..." Passers-by gave way one after another, fearing that they might accidentally offend these two lunatics.
And by the window on the second floor of the restaurant, a pair of smiling eyes were looking at the exaggerated walking posture of the two people, disappearing around the corner...
"Master, what's so interesting about two crazy women?" The big man sitting opposite didn't understand why his master was staring at those two crazy women.
He turned around and drank a glass of wine: "Nothing, just eat quickly. After you finish eating, you can go do some errands!" The scene just now came to mind again. The woman in light blue clothes had a pair of big, spiritual eyes. Although she was
He pretended to be fierce, but he couldn't hide the mischievous smile in his eyes.
The woman in pink clothes is sweet and charming, and she should be a lady, but her deliberately narrowed eyes are always shining with an odd light. Although she looks very fierce, but because of her appearance
, but she doesn’t look like that kind of shrew.
What happened to me today? Why did I pay attention to these two women? I shook my head and got rid of all the memories in my mind.