Chapter 80: A Woman Derails Her Unbeautiful Husband
"Shopkeeper, wrap up the South Sea pearl necklace for me."
"Excellent!" I thought there would be no business, but unexpectedly, I sold two treasures in one go, and the shopkeeper smiled so hard that his eyes were crooked.
"Xie, why did you buy the pearl necklace? Are you giving it to someone else?" You can't wear it yourself, right?
"No, I just have two friends, Xiao Nuo and Mei. Who should I give it to?" Xiao smiled charmingly, "These are the finest South Sea pearls. Grind them into powder. They are great for skin care."
"Zhao, your skin is so good, but you still need to take care of it? And you use such precious South Sea pearls as materials, are you going to survive?" I playfully touched Zha's face. It was smooth, delicate, white and smooth, how come your skin is so good?
?envy!
"Don't Xiaonuo want to be a beauty? Take this high-quality pearl powder, mix it with Angelica dahuricae, Bletilla striata, peach blossom, almond, Chuanqiong, Tonka, and talc, grind it into powder, and mix it with milk and egg white.
The paste is called Jade Face Cream. Apply it on your face in the morning and evening. It can make your skin white, rosy, tender and smooth. Within a few days, it will have miraculous effects. It can make you look as beautiful as a fairy flower, as tender as gelatin, and as bright as a peach or plum.
"
"Really?" I asked happily as I touched my face, which was slightly dry and yellow due to lack of maintenance due to being exposed to the sun these past few days.
"Don't question my medical skills!" Zhi threw the box on Mei, "This is what your wife wants to use, pay for it!"
"Chi, you are so stingy. You care so much about just a necklace!"
Chi ignored my mutterings and smiled, "Go to the silk and satin shop?"
"Great!" When I mentioned shopping, my eyes lit up.
"You two gentlemen, Miss, please come inside. The silk cloths in our store are all the best in Nancheng. You three, please take a look. If you don't understand anything, I will be on call." The fair and plump man smiled happily.
The shopkeeper greeted the three of us sincerely.
As soon as Zhen stepped in, he immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the store. This guy would bring disaster to the country and the people wherever he went.
"Are there any clothes that have been made?"
"Yes! Yes! You three, please come over here," the shopkeeper smiled and led us to the next room. In the seventy-eighty-square-meter room, rows of all kinds of men's and women's clothing were hung.
I happily picked out a light blue silk skirt and quickly went into the dressing room to change into it. When I came out, I spun around in front of Mei with a smile on my face.
"Charming, does it look good?"
"It looks good. Xiao Nuo looks good in anything she wears."
"Really?" I looked at him directly.
"Yes..." Mei felt a little uncomfortable when I looked at her.
I chuckled in my heart, leaned close to Mei's ear, gently exhaled hot air, and asked in a mischievous low voice, "Then...what if I don't wear it?"
Mei Mei's face immediately turned red to her ears, and she said in a low voice after only half a minute: "It's... pretty!"
"So... does it look better without clothes, or with clothes?" I playfully licked the tip of his hot ear, and Mei's body trembled violently, and then she tightened her thin lips and said in a hoarse voice.
"They're all... pretty!"
"Then...which one do you like?" I asked in an extremely ambiguous voice, which made him feel hot in his lower abdomen.
"I... like them all! Xiao Nuo's skin is like cream, soft and warm, I..."
"What I'm asking is which of these clothes do you like, and where are you thinking about it?" I smiled mischievously and poked his eyebrows, "Oh~~~~, it turns out that Mei has been thinking about these messy things all day long.
Things that are inappropriate for children, Mei, you have such an unhealthy mind!"
"Xiao Nuo——" Mei's face turned red after being teased by me, she couldn't laugh or cry, and she suppressed the heat rising in her lower abdomen.
"Xiao Nuo, what do you think of my clothes?" Chi's soft voice came from the side.
I turned around and saw a charming and charming man standing in front of me. He was dressed in red and had a warm and charming smile. Suddenly, the sound of "thump thump" falling to the ground could be heard in the store. There were several
A strong and upright person with a bitch at the corner of his mouth, dull eyes, and no idea where his soul has gone. It is estimated that the profession of mage and Taoist priest has been relatively profitable recently.
"Hey, Zhen, please don't harm the world anymore, okay?" I walked over and pulled the wrinkles at the corner of Zhen's clothes, "You are very beautiful and coquettish, Zhen, why do you always wear red clothes? I have never seen it before.
You’ve worn other colors!”
"I like the color red. It is as bright and passionate as peach blossoms, and charming. Don't you think I look beautiful in red?"
"You are so beautiful. It stands to reason that you will look beautiful in any color of clothing. Why don't you try this white one and see how it feels?"
"White? I don't like it, it's too plain and elegant!"
"Try it on and see if you feel like a handsome young man wearing white jade?" I stuffed the clothes into his arms and pushed him hard into the dressing room.
"Okay!" Unable to resist my determination, Zhi reluctantly entered the locker room.
"How's it going?" A beautiful man in white clothes appeared in front of me. He smiled charmingly, his soft waist swayed slightly, and the red mole between his eyebrows shone charmingly.
"Well, it's not bad, just a little...a little..."
"A little weird?"
"Yes! It just feels weird! It feels like a prostitute pretending to be a chaste and loyal woman. Don't get me wrong. I'm definitely not saying you are a prostitute..."
"I know what you mean. I feel weird myself. White is a very pure and elegant color. It doesn't suit me. I still like red, which is charming and charming, with a little bit of evil charm."
"Yes, you still look good in red. I now feel that red is like your exclusive color. It is a very strong color with unrestrained passion. It is gorgeous and eye-catching. It brings out your unique charm.
It won’t have the same effect if you wear it on others.”
"Heroes see the same thing!" Chi nodded and smiled at me, then turned around and called the shopkeeper, "All red clothes, this, this, this..."
Qi's slender fingers pointed all the way, "I don't want these items, but wrap up the rest!"
"Good!" The shopkeeper smiled brightly on his face.
My eyes widened, and I bought more than a dozen pieces of clothing as soon as I opened my mouth. Are you a shopaholic in ancient times? I looked at my fingers, can I also point to the country's heroic spirit like this?
I was surprised. His wooden house was only so big. Where did his clothes go?
"Xiao Nuo, what do you like?" Mei came over and asked softly.
"I... there are too many clothes. I'm dazzled and don't know what to choose." I was still shocked by Zhen's arrogance.
"In that case..." Mei nodded and thought for a while, her keen eyes swept across the rows of clothes hangers, "This, this, this, this..."
Mei pointed all the way to the past, pointing out a total of seven or eight sets of dresses that looked novel and made of good materials, "These eight styles are light green, light blue, gouache, light white, and purple. One set of each of the five colors is required.
Five sets of clothes of the same type are packaged together, so be careful not to mix them up, let alone get wrinkles!"
I rubbed my eyes and took a closer look. The shopkeeper was smiling from ear to ear and instructing the waiter to pack the clothes. It turned out that I was not blind!
"Charming...you...you..."
"In this way, Xiao Nuo can wear whatever styles and colors he wants."
"Charming, you...you are so wasteful!"
"Waste? As long as Xiaonuo likes anything, I can buy it all for you."
"Ms. sir, do you...do you have enough money?"
"Don't worry, although Mei doesn't have much money, plus the savings in the bank, she still has hundreds of thousands of taels." Xiao Youyou said with a smile.
Hundreds of thousands taels? I counted on my fingers for a long time. Silver in ancient times was more valuable than silver now. No matter how bad it is, you still have a net worth of tens of millions. How rich is that? Then I'm not polite, hehe!
"Then...this, this, and this, these three styles are each in black and dark blue according to my husband's figure, and this, this, this, these three styles are all in accordance with my figure.
A white one, I bought it for my brother who is about the same size as me."
"Yes, ma'am, do you want anything else?"
"I don't want it for now. Let's calculate how much it costs in total, including the young man in red."
"A generous favor of three hundred and ninety taels of silver, thank you sir!"
"I bought so many clothes and there's no discount?"
"Discount?"
“That’s a discount!”
"Then...three hundred and eighty taels is enough."
"Three hundred and eighty taels? You think I'm thirty-eight!" I held out three fingers, "Three hundred and eighty taels!"
"Madam, this shop is run on a small scale and doesn't make much money. Look at these clothes, they are finely made and made of good materials. Madam, please don't embarrass me." The shopkeeper had a bitter look on his fat face.
"Three hundred taels, I won't buy even a penny more!"
"Madam, do you think you can add more?"
"Ms. sir, let's go buy them elsewhere. Don't ask for your clothes. Let's go buy them at another store! This is not the only silk and satin shop in Nancheng. It seems that there was a quite large silk and satin shop not long ago."
"Madam, don't leave! Let's discuss it again!"
I ignored him, held Zhi's hand and strode out.
1,2,3!
"Okay! Three hundred taels is three hundred taels!" The shopkeeper gritted his teeth. He really couldn't bear to part with this big business. Although he made a lot less, the profit was still not small.
"Ms. sir, give me the money!" After giving the order, Mei took out three banknotes and handed them over.
"Would you like to help Madam deliver it to your house?"
Sixty or seventy pieces of clothing of each style were packed in boxes, piled up like a hill.
"Send it to Baiyuan Garden by Minghu Lake in the suburbs early tomorrow morning!"
"So your place is called Baiyuan Garden. No wonder there are all kinds of flowers and plants around the house. Do you like flowers very much?"
"Hundreds of flowers are blooming, the flowers and plants are delicious, colorful, each has its own charm, it looks pleasing to the eye, and the smell is intoxicating. It can be used as medicine and can also be used to make wine. Don't you like it, Xiao Nuo?"
"Of course I do, all women like flowers."
"I like peach blossoms the most. They are delicate and gorgeous, colorful, charming and intoxicating. When the flowers bloom, they will make you drunk and smile in the spring breeze. No other flowers and plants can match it."
"Okay! I know you are more charming than peach blossoms! Isn't the Peach Blossom Festival coming soon? Then let's go to the Peach Blossom Forest to participate in the Peach Blossom Festival, drink peach blossom wine, watch the peach blossom beauties chant peach blossom poems, okay?"
"Hey, I'm afraid that once this beautiful man appears, all the so-called talented people, beauties, dignitaries, businessmen and celebrities will forget about the Peach Blossom Festival."
"Tch! Go away and be narcissistic! When the time comes, I will pretend to be a handsome young man and dispel the arrogance of those so-called talented men. Look at the so-called peach young man today. His face is so unappreciative that he seems to have eaten him alive.
Like a mouse, a scholar should be a scholar, and if you are arty, you must have the capital to be arty. Chi, don’t be smitten by me when the time comes!"
"It's up to you! I've always been the only one to charm others, so who else will charm me!" Chi glanced at me disdainfully and sneered.
"Xi, I know that you are as beautiful as a fairy, turning all living beings upside down, overwhelming the country, and bringing disaster to the country and the people, but you can't destroy my self-confidence. No matter how bad I am, I can still be called a beauty, although I am not on the same level as you.
But if I stand on tiptoes and raise my head, I can still look up at your wonderful figure."
"Don't worry, I will take care of you in the past few days. In just a few days, you will be radiant, energetic, spring-like, and as beautiful as a peach or plum. Although you cannot reach my state, you will not be as good as you are now.
In this way, people feel like they are in the sky and on the earth..."
"Chi, after all we are friends, can you not be so mean? Why do you always use your strengths to expose my weaknesses? People also have their strengths, you can't always focus on their shortcomings!"
"What's the advantage?"
"It's on me. You can see it if you look carefully."
"My body is shriveled and my chest is so flat!" I looked at my flat chest and saw that I was a little shorter.
"My face is pale and dull, and my skin is rough and dry!" I touched my face and found that I had become shorter again.
"My hair is messy, not smooth, and has no luster!" I pulled my hair back and saw that it was shorter again.
"My clothes are immodest and messy." I looked at my clothes and saw that I was a little shorter and muttered in a low voice, "That's because I'm new here and I don't know how to wear the clothes here, so I just wear whatever I want.
La!"
"The eyebrows are of different thicknesses, and the lips are dull." I subconsciously touched my dry lips and shrank down a little further.
"Walking with a swagger, swaying from side to side, jumping up and down, there is no graceful posture of a woman." Please, am I just doing what I want? Do I have to take three steps, sway, and take one step and two steps?
Is it beautiful?
"Mei..." I looked at Mei pitifully. My wife was reduced to nothing and she still didn't say a word?
"Actually, Xiao Nuo is already very good. Don't be too harsh." Mei looked at me, "No matter what happens to Xiao Nuo, she is the most beautiful woman in my heart."
"Mei...you are so kind..." I looked at Mei with emotion.
"Xiao Nuo——" Just when the two were about to hug each other.
"The woman is not beautiful, my husband is cheating on me!" Zheng Leng's words shocked me so much that I pushed Mei away and glared at him fiercely.
Qi stroked his chin with his slender fingers and continued his speech, "It seems that the task of transforming you into a top beauty is still quite difficult, but it is not impossible."
"Shi..." I shrank back with a flattering smile on my face.
"If you cook me good food every day, I will reluctantly transform it for you..."
"Shit! So you hit me like this just to eat and drink!"