"But you said you just knocked it unconscious. It was already dead when I saw it this morning. Someone must have sneaked into Baiyuan Garden and poisoned it to death..."
Drops of cold sweat broke out on Zhi's forehead.
"Xiao Nuo, I said no one can enter my garden. Even if they do, will they not notice it with my and Mei's skills?"
"Charming's vigilance is not high at all!"
"Mei is the second killer in the world, and his vigilance is even higher than mine."
"This shows that you two are not vigilant at all! This morning, when I got up, I stepped on Mei's foot. Mei was sleeping like a dead pig and had no reaction."
"I..." Three thick black lines appeared on Mei's forehead. Xiao wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to do so. She almost suffered internal injuries from holding back her laughter.
"Mei, I'm sorry, it's not that I want to leave you, it's that I have to leave you. This is God's arrangement. We are destined to be destined to be together. Mei, after I leave you, you must cheer up and don't be too sad. This
Besides me, there are other women in the world who are worthy of your love."
"Xiao Nuo, I only want you! I don't want anyone else!"
"Really?" I laughed three times in my heart, with a sad look on my face, "Mei, I don't want you to be sad for me. I just hope that you will be accompanied by laughter and love every day in the future.
It doesn't matter if you forget me, please remember that I will bless you in heaven."
"No! Xiao Nuo, I just want Xiao Nuo!"
"Charming——" I looked into his eyes affectionately.
"Xiao Nuo——" Mei Ye looked into my eyes affectionately, and I saw in his eyes...I saw, "Mei, you didn't wash your face, there's eye mucus in the corners of your eyes!"
Drops of cold sweat broke out on Mei's forehead.
"I really can't stand you two anymore! Xiaonuo, for the last time, that pigeon is fine!"
"But when I saw it in the morning, it was indeed dead. I swear in the name of the Lord, I didn't lie!"
"I shot its acupuncture point, but no one helped it to relieve the acupuncture point, so it suffocated to death! This is also incomprehensible. I really don't understand what are you thinking about in your head every day?"
"Am I really okay? Are you sure?"
"I'm sure, definitely!" Chi looked at the cardboard box on the ground worriedly, and smiled ambiguously at me. The smile made me feel scared, and I was about to run away.
"Xiao Nuo, help me take the box into the house."
"Box? What box?"
"Those clothes I bought yesterday, most of them are yours!"
"oh……"
Two figures, one red and one white, left one after the other. Suddenly, as if remembering something, the white figure turned back and let out a shocking roar.
"Charming! You pay for my roast pigeon!"
The tall black figure under the peach blossom tree was stunned for a moment, then flew up and flew towards the woods. For a moment, the screams of birds in the woods and the sound of fluttering wings could be heard one after another.
Mounuo was walking through the flower trees with a lot of boxes in his arms. He heard the chirping of birds, and with pity on his face, he silently recited Buddha twice in his heart, killing is a sin! What a sin!
"Where are these boxes?" I asked from the gaps between the boxes while holding the countless boxes stacked above my head.
"Wait a minute!" Qi gently turned the flower pot on the table, and a large hole slowly opened in the middle of the floor.
"Basement?" My eyes almost popped out of my head. What a trap!
"Be careful!" Chi said, already walking down the stone steps.
"I will be careful..." Before he finished speaking, someone stepped on the air and rolled down the stone steps in a gorgeous manner. After several somersaults, he finally hit a stone wall and stopped.
"Are you okay?" He slowly put down the box, walked to me slowly, and asked again slowly.
I stood up unsteadily, my head was knocked dizzy.
"Chi, are you my friend? You're so good at martial arts, but you didn't hug me, so I rolled down like a watermelon. It hurts so much!" I rubbed my bruised arm in pain.
Zhen glanced at me with great disdain.
"I can't kill you even if I hit you twice like this. Even if you die, I can drag you back from the hell!"
"I won't die! But it hurts a lot, do you know? Wuwuwu..." I rubbed the back of my head, and then I realized that this was a basement of fifty or sixty square meters, surrounded by smooth stone walls, and the ground
Slicker than an ice rink, no surprise there.
What makes me suspect that there is something wrong with my eyes is: the basement is filled with rows of red robes of various styles and materials, including silk dresses as thin as cicada wings, smooth and gorgeous silk, and smooth-colored furs.
There are bright fox furs and even linen clothes worn by the poor.
The entire basement is a sea of red and colorful clothes!
"What is this? It feels so smooth!" I touched a robe that was as gorgeous as the sunset. It felt so good that my eyes almost popped out of my head when I saw it.
"This is the most rare rouge silk in the world. Only dozens of pieces are produced every year. This dress is from last year! I was supposed to get a piece of rouge silk this year, but who knew..."
"Being robbed? Who is so immoral!"
"Intercepted? It was intercepted by someone. I originally ordered the goods early, but before I picked up the goods, the store owner told me that the goods had been intercepted by someone. The person paid double the price and was extremely powerful. Moreover, the store owner
I still owed him a favor, so I had no choice but to give him my goods."
"Who is it? That's so unethical! He placed the order first. If he wanted it, why didn't he place the order earlier?"
"Yes..." Qi looked at the woman next to him who pouted in anger, hesitated for a moment, and then said, "It's a prince. It is said... that he was in a hurry to make a wedding dress for the princess he was about to marry.
I quickly took this roux silk."
"For my wife? Then he can be considered a man who values love and justice! Anyway, you already have one. Although you don't have one this year, it's a pity, but you can buy it next year. People get married only once in a lifetime, so naturally it should be grand.
!”
Seeing my careless look, Chi secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Come on, Xiaonuo, help me hang the clothes on hangers!"
"Hang your clothes here, where to hang my clothes? Hey, why don't I have a costume palace? Those boxes are piled up in my room."
Zhi Zhan smiled and pressed lightly on a stone wall. The stone wall slowly opened, revealing a stone cave. Except that it was slightly smaller, the settings inside were exactly the same. Even the hangers for hanging clothes had been arranged, waiting for the clothes to be put on the shelves.
"This cave is under your room, and the switch is the porcelain rouge box on the dressing table. This is your and Mei's clothes palace! Is it big enough?"
"That's enough, that's enough! Zhen, you are so good to me!" With tears in my eyes, I rushed toward Zhen with excitement. My feet slipped and my whole body pressed straight against Zheng.
"ah--"
"Ah——" Two high-decibel screams resounded through the cave, continuous and lasting!
The sound finally stopped, and we looked at each other. Zie's hand was grabbing my chest. Suddenly, two more shocking screams sounded from the cave.
"ah--"
"ah--"
"You...what's your name? Now you are touching my breasts and taking advantage of me. I am the one who suffers, okay?" I hugged my breasts tightly with both hands and said very dissatisfied.
"Are you at a disadvantage? I must be at a disadvantage! Your breasts are flatter than Mei's breasts, so I won't even give them to you!" Zhi glanced at my breasts with disdain, "You don't even think about who I am!
I am a handsome man with all kinds of charm and charm - I am not one of those hungry men who have never seen a woman before. Besides, I have no interest in women!"
"Humph!" Chi snorted coldly from his nose, held his head high proudly, and walked away in a charming manner, leaving me alone in the cave to meditate.
Yes, Zhen is a gay! He doesn’t like women, damn, why did I have such a big reaction just now? An idea flashed in my mind, he just said about my breasts...
"Chi, what did you mean when you said my breasts are flatter than Mei's breasts?"
"Tell me clearly, did you peek into our family's bath, or did you get him drunk and molested him? After all, friends are friends, and friends' wives should not be bullied. Why are you so shameless? Don't leave, come back and give me
Let me make it clear, Chi..."
The handsome man in red had already fled away as if there was a ghost behind him. His face was red and his hands were as hot as fire.
The red figure flashed by in an instant, bringing with it bursts of fragrant wind, blowing off the new leaves and stirring up bits of fine dust.
After this incident, Xiao was very embarrassed when he saw me for several days. Every day I worked hard to prepare meals, and he would always appear at the table on time. He could not be seen at other times. When he was eating, he would eat in a muffled voice.
His head was missing, and he didn't notice anything unusual about him.
I don't know what he is embarrassed about. I don't feel embarrassed as a girl. Why is he embarrassed? I have long regarded him as a sister.
After applying the jade-faced ointment for a few days, my skin turned out to be as smooth as cream and as beautiful as a peach and plum as he said. Every time I look in the mirror, I feel happy.
"Left left, right, right, lighter, no, darker, ah..." I blushed like a delicate peach blossom in full bloom.
"Don't be anxious, Xiao Nuo, it will be better soon, just bear with it..." Mei breathed heavily, and there were hot beads of sweat on her forehead.
"Charming, how can I bear with you like this? My heart feels like fire. Hurry up, go deeper, go deeper, it's so slow... I hate it..."
"Don't worry, it will be fine soon. Just bear with it and it will be fine..."
The spring light outside the window is bright, and the house is filled with spring scenery inside the window.
"Charming——" I called softly, my voice was charming and unparalleled.
"Huh?" Mei's voice became thicker and thicker, and big beads of sweat fell down.
"You... you..." I twisted my delicate and weak body and sighed slightly, "You... do you know how to draw eyebrows? After drawing for so long, my waist is almost broken and I haven't finished it yet...
"
Mei put down her eyebrow pencil helplessly and sighed, "I've never done it before, I really don't know how."
I looked at the crooked eyebrows of different shades in the mirror and felt like crying.
"I'll do it!" Xi walked in charmingly. He hadn't taken a closer look for a few days. This boy was much more beautiful.
Meiru threw the eyebrow pencil to Qi and left the room.
"This is Baihuafen, my homemade gouache. It has a fine, light texture, smooth and tender texture, and it smells faintly of flowers."
Chi professionally evened out the gouache and applied a thin layer on me carefully. It felt more delicate and smooth than modern liquid foundation.
"This is rouge. I made it myself. It is made of peach blossoms. The color is as gorgeous as peach blossoms."
Chi said, and lightly applied a layer of it on my cheeks.
"After finishing the makeup on the face, the next step is eyebrows and eyes. Close your eyes."
Chi picked up an extremely small brush and gently brushed it on my eyelids.
"Okay, open your eyes. I just applied eye powder on you. Next, it's the thrush. This is Luozi Dai, the best eyebrow powder. I added flower juice. The fragrance is lingering, which is the most intoxicating.
.”
Chi carefully smoothed the snail hair and gently drew my eyebrows.
Suddenly, I thought of Zhao Min's third request to Zhang Wuji in "The Story of Heaven and the Dragon Sword", which was to ask Zhang Wuji to draw her eyebrows for the rest of her life.
Thrush is undoubtedly the most romantic and charming touch in the boudoir, but unfortunately, it is not charming.
"The yellow decals on the mirror, what kind of yellow do you want Xiaonuo to put on?"
"Hua Huang? No, just put a beauty mark between your eyebrows like a mole."
"good!"
I dipped it in cinnabar and lightly put a little on my eyebrows. Then I took some lipstick and evenly spread it on my lips.
"It's time to do your hair in a bun. How about you do a flowing bun?"
After Chi finished combing her hair into a bun, she picked a begonia and inserted it into her temples.
"Done!"
I stared blankly at the beautiful woman in the mirror who was as stunning as a peaches and plums. She was astonishing to the heavens. She was the most beautiful woman in the world. Her red lips were so beautiful and her eyes were like water.
The green tassels hang down long, adding a bit of grace and grace to the beauty. Is this me?
I think if we get to modern times, there will be no ugly women in the world.
"No wonder you are so beautiful. It turned out to be all painted." I happily looked around in the mirror. It feels so good to be a beauty!
"No way, I am naturally beautiful! I don't wear makeup. My skin, eyebrows and red lips are all natural. If you don't believe it, look at it!"
"Really? I don't believe there is such a natural beauty!" I stretched out my hand to touch Zhe's face, and my warm fingers gently slid across his tender cheeks, the movement was as gentle as the touch between lovers, Zhe
He was motionless, and I was motionless, and the air seemed to freeze.
We just looked at each other face to face without blinking. I could even hear Zie's breathing intensifying, and all the hot breath from Zhe's mouth sprayed on my face, making it tickle.
The beautiful red lips came closer a little bit, and my heart felt like it was going to jump out of my chest. We both forgot what we were doing, we just looked at each other quietly, and we could clearly see our own reflections in each other's eyes.
"Xiao Nuo——" Mei's voice came in time, and the two people who were looking at each other jumped away reflexively.
"Chi, why is your face so red?"
"I...I..." Chi hesitated, her beautiful face as red as a blooming peach blossom.
"Well...I put rouge on her face...doesn't it look good?..."
"Oh..." Mei suddenly realized and looked at me in amazement...