"Which one hurts the most between watermelon and coconut?"
"coconut."
"watermelon!"
"No, my head hurts the most!"
"Interesting, interesting!" The Queen Mother smiled and held my hand like a child: "Little girl Rou, let's talk about it later."
In fact, the Queen Mother is really as kind and kind as the emperor said, and she is a kind elder. But I can't figure it out. Why is the emperor not like his mother at all? She always has a cold face on weekdays, as if everyone owes him money.
Similar.
“Does blue crabs run faster or red crabs run faster?”
"Red crab!" Qin'er answered first, blushing and secretly looking at the silent emperor from time to time. Feelings: Does this little girl like the emperor?
"No, it's blue crab. The red crab is already cooked."
Everyone burst into laughter, even Concubine Li, who always had a plain face, smiled. Concubine Mei was an exception. From the moment the emperor and I came in to greet the Queen Mother, her face looked as stinky as a rotten egg.
"There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns to the right three times from where it was, then back three times, and then turned back again. Where is its tail facing at this time?"
"With your head facing north, turn right three times, then back three times, and then turn left. The Ai family knows, head north!" The Queen Mother gave her answer after some reasoning.
I shook my head.
"Down!" The emperor, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke, startling everyone.
"Yes! Your Majesty answered correctly! I will reward you with a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake!"
"Thank you Rou'er!" The emperor was filled with joy. The corners of his mouth unconsciously raised, a gentle smile appeared on his lips, and he opened his mouth to eat the sweet-scented osmanthus cake that was brought to his lips.
The eyes of the Queen Mother and the concubines almost popped out. After a moment of silence, they looked at each other and asked each other. The Emperor smiled?
The Queen Mother was so excited that tears filled her eyes. Her prince had been cold-hearted and cold-faced since he ascended the throne as the emperor. He never smiled. Unexpectedly, he is so happy now... so happy!
"Sister, hurry up and ask questions. My sister must answer one question correctly so that I can ask my sister for rewards."
"Listen up, everyone, which one is longer, 'Water Snake', 'Python' or 'Green Bamboo Snake'?"
Everyone thought for a moment and shook their heads.
"'Green Bamboo Snake'! There are three words for green bamboo snake, and only two words for water snake and python. Since it's a brain teaser, don't think about it with conventional thinking."
"Why do wild geese fly south in autumn?"
"Because it's cold in the north and warm in the south."
"They're going south to spend the winter."
"None of them are right! Because I'm walking too slowly, I have to fly!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Again, it's a very busy street, but I can't see even a single soul. Why?"
"How is that possible? Since it is very lively, there must be a lot of people there. How come you didn't even see half a person?" Mei Fei retorted loudly.
"Because the figures are all one by one, not half." The emperor replied coldly.
"Your Majesty, you are so smart! This time I will reward you with a piece of rose cake. Come on, open your mouth."
In the astonished eyes of everyone, the emperor smiled and ate the shortbread passed to his lips.
"Sister, please come up with a simple one! At least let me get the answer right for once!" Qin'er was about to act coquettishly while holding my arm, but when she saw the emperor's sinister eyes, she quickly let go and sat back in her seat.
"What does the doctor do for a living?"
"Ai Jia must have got the answer right this time! Rely on medical skills!"
"Yes, how can a doctor make a living if he doesn't rely on medical skills?" Everyone agreed.
"By mouth!"
"Ah!!!!" Everyone burst into laughter.
"Come on, come on, who's better, the black chicken or the white chicken?"
"White chicken!" the Queen Mother answered faster than anyone else.
"Black chicken!" Qin'er replied.
"Why?"
"Because... Qin'er doesn't know."
"Because black chickens can lay white eggs, but white chickens cannot lay black eggs."
"ah!!!"
"Qin'er can't tell the reason for this question, so it doesn't count as a correct answer. Please listen to the question. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law's sister?"
"It's so complicated? You have a father, a sister, a cousin, a cousin and a father. The Ai family can't think of it. Have you figured it out?"
All the concubines shook their heads, except Qin'er who was still thinking hard.
"It's a relative relationship!"
"Ah!" Everyone suddenly realized.
"There was a young man who wanted to go to the other side of the river to do something, but there was no boat or bridge on the river, so he swam across the river in the morning, and he swam to the other side in just an hour. That afternoon, the width of the river and the speed of the current were not the same.
His swimming speed did not change, but it actually took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side. Why do you think so?"
"The current is more intense."
"The water flow has not changed, and all the conditions have not changed, but it took him two and a half hours to swim back. Why?"
Everyone shook their heads. Seeing the smile on the emperor's lips, the Queen Mother asked curiously: "Could it be that the emperor already knows the answer?"
"Aren't two--'and-a-half' hours the same as one hour?"
"Your Majesty, please don't answer correctly again. If you answer correctly again, you will eat all my snacks."
"Then I will ask the imperial chef to make some more for Rou'er. Rou'er, reward me with a piece of lily cake!" After saying that, he shamelessly stretched his mouth in front of me. I gouged him out and reluctantly stuffed a piece of lily cake.
Give it to him. This move made all the concubines feel sour.
"Girl Rou, let's come again. None of the Ai family answered correctly today, but the emperor answered three correctly." The Queen Mother continued to fail, and her interest did not diminish.
"There was a master who was very good at martial arts. He went out without any rainproof items on a rainy day. His whole body got wet, but his hair didn't get wet at all. Why?"
"Since he is a master, he must be highly skilled in martial arts. The Aijia think he should use his inner strength to protect his body."
"Since you can use your inner strength to protect your body, why not protect your body?"
"This..." The Queen Mother couldn't answer.
I looked at Qin'er and asked with a smile: "Where is my sister? Have you figured it out? If you can't answer it, my sister's reward will be taken away. Think about it, everyone, the important point is that the hair is not wet at all. Under what circumstances
Is your hair wet?”
"I know! He is a monk without hair!" Qin'er patted her head and said the answer loudly.
"My sister is smart, what reward does my sister want?"
Qin'er secretly glanced at the emperor sitting next to me, his face was as red as a ripe tomato, he lowered his head and said nothing, and kept twisting the pink embroidered silk scarf in his hand with his fingers.
"How about the emperor give my sister a reward on my behalf? I want a sincere reward, not a bad one!"
"As long as it's a gift from the emperor, it's fine!" Qin'er said unconvincingly. When she saw me looking at her, she realized she had made a mistake and quickly lowered her head, her face getting even redder. Why is this girl so out of control?
"Just...give the red peacock feather cloak that Prince Rong paid tribute to your beloved concubine!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Qin'er smiled happily.
"Your Majesty, whoever wears a cloak all year round will be rewarded with someone who can wear it close to his body, okay? It's best if it's something that belongs to the Emperor. Well, let's just take this white jade pendant from the Emperor!" I said and went to pick it off.
The white jade pendant around his waist.
"No!" The emperor's face changed drastically and he took the white jade pendant back from my hand. Concubine Mei had a gloating smile on her face, Concubine Li looked calm, and all the concubines had different expressions.
Seeing that I was so wronged that she was about to shed tears, the Queen Mother hurriedly said: "Isn't it just a jade pendant? There are many in the palace. If Rou girl wants to give it to Qin'er, just give it to her!"
"I can give you anything, but not this!"
"It was Rou'er who took it for herself without asking. She lost her etiquette. Please forgive me, Your Majesty!" I knelt down angrily. The Emperor stretched out his hand to help me. I avoided his big hand and sat on the edge to sulk.
The emperor sighed and held my hand. I shook it off hard and turned my face away from him. I wanted to see how far he could tolerate me.
The emperor didn't force himself, he just came close to me and spoke softly,
"Rou'er forgot, this jade pendant was a gift from Rou'er to me the night before. How could I give it away? I don't care what Rou'er wants to give to Concubine Qin, but this jade pendant was given to me by Rou'er.
I don’t even have time to cherish your gift, so how can I give it to others?”
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?" That's it! I glanced at him coquettishly, pretending to be angry and pouting, "You still grabbed it so hard that your hands were cut..."
"Where's the injury? Let me see!" The emperor said and anxiously grabbed my hand and took a closer look. "Come here, call the imperial doctor!"
"Your Majesty - even a little injury is called a doctor. It's so troublesome. People will think I'm proud of my favor!" I gently withdrew my hand.
"Who dares to tell Rou'er right or wrong, I will never forgive him lightly!"
"Your Majesty, you love to make a fuss. You see there's no blood, just a scratch on the skin. Don't scream! Even if you call the imperial doctor, I won't even look at it!"
"I just don't scream." The emperor smiled at me, secretly took off the golden eagle ring on his thumb and put it in his sleeve.
"Your Majesty, haven't you rewarded Sister Qin yet?"
"You want something personal, right?" The emperor took off the jasper ring on his finger and handed it to Qin'er, "I will give this jasper ring that I always wear to my beloved concubine!"
"My concubine, thank you for your kindness!" Qin'er tremblingly took the green and transparent jade ring, touched it again and again, and then carefully held it in her hand, with tears in her eyes, silly girl, falling in love with such a heart
A man without you, even if he has you in his heart and has a harem of three thousand beauties, how can he drink from you and stay lonely by the candlelight every night? What should you do?
I suppressed the regret in my heart, leaned close to Qin'er's ear and whispered teasingly, "Sister, go back and get a chain to tie this ring and hang it around your neck day and night. Wouldn't it relieve the love? It seems that it will happen in the future.
This jasper ring will make my sister forget about her."
"Sister--" Qin'er blushed with embarrassment, lowered her head and twisted her silk scarf coyly, her pink face was shy, the beauty was silent, and she had a unique charm. Such a beautiful and lovely woman has been in the palace for so long, but she still hasn't had the chance to get it.
The emperor's favor makes me sad when I think about it. I don't know if it's because the emperor is too diligent or because he is not a womanizer. If he doesn't like others, why would he summon them into the palace for no reason?
Concubine Mei, who originally thought she would see a good show, never expected such a result. She thought that she had been in the palace for so many years and was so favored, but she did not get a single thing personal to the emperor. But with just one word from this concubine, she let the emperor
She gave the jasper ring she had worn for many years to others. Thinking of this, Concubine Mei was so angry that her pretty face was livid, her muscles were twisted, her fingers painted with bright red were deeply embedded in her body, and she hated Concubine Rou who came out halfway.
To the core.
Concubine Li had a calm face and a faint smile. I don’t know if she really didn’t mind or not. If she had a sour heart and a calm face, then she would be terrible. However, it is said that Concubine Li was very respectful and polite to the emperor.
Very, so she is not very favored. When a woman enters the palace, she will sharpen her head to please the emperor. But this Concubine Li is indifferent to everyone. She is not necessarily very happy when the emperor favors her. The emperor has not been with her for several months.
Even if we go to her palace, she won't necessarily be that sad.
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" I sighed in front of the brilliant sun. I didn't read a page of the book in my hand. My head was racing but I couldn't think of anything.
"My Lady, why are you sighing? The Emperor loves you so much and has rewarded you with so many rare treasures. He is as anxious as if something happened to you. If it were any other Lady, I don't know how happy she would be.
"Xiao Cui stopped what she was doing and asked me doubtfully.
"Cut your dead leaves carefully!" Biyu came over and scolded Xiaocui in a low voice. Xiaocui quickly took the scissors and walked towards the chrysanthemum bush.
In the golden autumn season, chrysanthemums are in full bloom. Large chrysanthemums, either red, yellow or purple, sway in clumps everywhere in the sun, competing for beauty and beauty.
"Empress, please relax about what has happened. Anyway, the emperor loves you and treats you better than other empresses. Don't think too much about it. It will happen even if you don't want it to happen. Just accept your fate."
Listening to this girl's tone, I knew that she was thinking wrong again, but the more she talked about it, the darker it became, so I just let her think about it. In that situation, the emperor slept on my bed with his clothes disheveled early in the morning, anyone else would be like that
think.
"Biyu, let me ask you something."
"Mother, please ask me!"
"When will the Emperor not be in the Imperial Study Room?"
"Well, I was not in the imperial study room during the morning court and when I was with the empress. I was there at other times. The emperor is a diligent emperor."
No wonder I said that I had been wandering around the Imperial Study Room for a few days, but I just didn’t have a chance to go in. What should I do? An idea flashed in my mind, and I had it!
"Little virtuous boy, little virtuous boy!"
"Your Majesty...do you have any...instructions?" Hearing my urgent cry, Xiao Dezi trotted over.
"Go and ask the emperor to come over and tell him that I have something good to show him!"
"Yes, empress."
"What good things does your Majesty have? Let me have a look first!" Biyu asked curiously.
"You'll find out later!" I threw away the book in my hand, jumped down from the couch, straightened my clothes a little, then spread my legs and ran out.
"My Lady, where are you going? It won't be nice if the Emperor comes later and can't see you."
"I'm going to find something good!"
The clear and sweet voice came clearly through the autumn wind.
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