Oh my god! A few days ago, I saw my empress pressing Mr. Xiao on the couch. She, Biyu, had already admired her empress so much that she was so impressed that she didn’t know what to do now. Kill both men and women! All young and old! Monarch and ministers.
Let's do it together! Emperors, princesses, princes and nobles all fell under the empress's pomegranate skirt. Who in the world can do this, only her! The beautiful, lively and intelligent concubine!
She, Biyu, is proud to serve such a master!
"I tell you!……"
"I'm telling you!..." The two of them said in unison. Lan Shuiyue glanced at me and put on a magnanimous expression: "You are the emperor's wife, you speak first!"
"Shuiyue, it was just an accident! A not-so-beautiful accident!"
"I agree, it was just a mistake! A very ugly, ugly mistake!"
"Also, even if you have thoughts about me, let me tell you, I only like men! And I only like beautiful men. You have no chance in this life. If you get out of bed and become a man, maybe I can consider it."
"Both each other! I, Princess Yue, don't like women, especially women like you who are naked. You don't have to worry about me having thoughts about you. Just make sure you don't have thoughts about me."
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"In this case, then what happened just now will be written off! No one is allowed to mention it again!"
"An agreement has been reached! Pull the hook to prove it!"
"Pull the hook!" The little fingers of the two people hooked together tightly, pulled hard and then let go.
"Ouch!" "Ouch!" The two people who had just separated bumped into each other again.
"Lan Shuiyue, why do you always go against me?" I touched my forehead, stared at Lan Shuiyue and shouted loudly.
"Get it clear, Su Piaorou, it was you who went in the wrong direction! Do you still blame me? Your palace gate is over here!" Lan Shuiyue also stared at me and shouted back rudely.
"My Nianrou Palace is over here, I'm going this way! Your Water Moon Palace is over there, you go over there!" I pointed in the opposite direction, touched my forehead and walked towards my palace.
"Don't ever see each other again!"
"It's best not to have any contact with each other until we die!"
"snort!"
"snort!"
The two people glared at each other, snorted from their noses at the same time, held their heads high and walked in two opposite directions, getting further and further away.
"One hundred and one, one hundred and two... one hundred and fifty, one hundred and fifty-one..." I lay on the table counting melon seeds in boredom. After sighing countless times, Zha finally asked me impatiently.
"Xiao Nuo, you've been sighing since you finished lunch. What are you sighing about now?"
"It's so boring! I can't go anywhere, I can't do anything, my God! I'm dying of boredom! Who is going to save me from this sea of misery?"
"Sister-in-law of the Emperor!" Lan Shuiyue screamed and rushed in. Without even looking at her, she grabbed my hand and said, "Quick! Quick! Quick!"
"What's going on? Is there a fire?"
"No, there is a winter hunt in the Imperial Forest today. You should quickly change your clothes and we will go together."
Changing clothes? Only then did I realize that she was dressed in black and looked very dashing.
"Winter hunting? Is it the kind where a large group of people ride on horses and chase wild animals?"
"yes!"
"Then...is there a lot of handsome guys to see?"
"You can say that, because today all the princes and nobles in the capital will participate in the winter hunting, even Prince Rong will participate, and you girl have not brought clothes for your master to change into."
"Me?" Zhi pointed at himself.
"Who else is it if it's not you? Why are you acting like a girl? You're so stupid!"
Chi looked around the room and found that he was indeed the only maid in the room.
"Yes, princess!" Zhao Yiyan took out a set of white outfits and changed them for me.
"Prince Rong? Who is he?" I stretched out my arms and let Chi dress me.
"He is my second emperor brother, his name is Lan Yutian. He and I were born from the same mother as the emperor brother. I am closer to him than to the emperor brother. Maybe it is because after the emperor brother became the emperor, he was more affectionate to everyone.
It’s so cold.”
"Is he handsome?"
"He looks similar to the imperial brother, but he is more approachable." Seeing my eyes light up, Princess Yue poured cold water on me. "The second imperial brother already has a princess. The couple respects each other as guests, and their sons are both six years old.
Now, don’t get involved."
"Don't make me sound like a mistress. Let me tell you, I am very principled and will never destroy other people's families. I only seduce unmarried men. How many princesses does Prince Rong have?"
"one……"
"I didn't expect him to be quite dedicated."
"One princess, three concubines, and four concubines, that's all officially."
"What about the informal ones?"
"I don't know about that."
"I'm dizzy! Man, man! How heartless and unlucky!"
"I am not unkind and unlucky!" Zhi suddenly said.
Shuiyue glared at him: "You are not a man!"
"Rou'er, I think you, the palace maid, are not only stupid, but there may be something wrong with your brain. Let the emperor change it for you!"
"Okay, okay!" Zhi glanced at me fiercely, and I quickly laughed: "This little red does have a lot of problems, but she is good at putting on makeup, so I will keep her."
"She's not the only one in the palace who knows how to put on makeup, or..."
"Forget it, forget it! I can hide as far away from the emperor as I can. I don't want to trouble him with this little thing."
I turned around twice with satisfaction in front of the mirror. Putting on this white outfit, I couldn't help but feel a bit more heroic. Standing with Shuiyue, I looked like a black and white hero.
"By the way, Shuiyue, you said that the war ahead is so tense. Why is the emperor holding a winter hunt at this time?"
"It's not just for you!"
"I?"
"Yes, brother Huang said that too many things have happened recently, which made you very unhappy, so the winter hunting was held in advance. It was very lively. Let's go, it will start soon!" Shuiyue saw that I was dressed up, and hurriedly pulled me out.
Go: "By the way, the emperor's sister-in-law, how on earth did you convince the emperor's brother to give up the idea of making you his queen?"
"He didn't give up!"
"ah?"
"It's just that I said that if I want to be a queen, I have to be the queen of the whole world, not just the queen of Shuilan Kingdom. If he really loves me, he will give me the whole world. He agreed." I think he was just temporary.
He was just hot-headed, how could he set up a chess piece as his queen? He should have tortured me severely, humiliated me to his heart's content, made Feng heartbroken, depressed, and lost his fighting spirit, and then he could have wiped him out in one fell swoop.
"Rou'er, you...you really want to be the queen of the world?"
"That's just a temporary measure. As far as I'm concerned, Shuilan Country wants to conquer the world, and it won't be a matter of a year or two. I doubt that Lan Aotian can't calm down the storm and the flames, so let's hold off for now!"
"That's not necessarily true. I think his idea is about to hit me."
"What's the idea?"
"It's nothing, I hope I'm overthinking it." Shuiyue shook her head vigorously, as if she wanted to get rid of all the uneasy thoughts, "Let's go! Brother Huang is still waiting for us!"
Shuiyue pulled me and hurriedly walked to the imperial forest outside the palace. Zhi, Biyu, Xiaodezi, Xiaocui, Xiaoqing, Xiaoshizi and many others followed closely behind. After these days, Xiaocui Fu
After finally applying the Bingzhi ointment I borrowed from Chi, the injury on my buttocks was healed.
Before I reached the Imperial Forest, I heard loud gongs and drums. As soon as I entered the Imperial Forest, I saw colorful flags fluttering. Young noble princes were riding on horses with bows and arrows on their backs. They were all gearing up and looking excited. The Queen Mother, the emperor's concubines and
The princes, princes and concubines were all sitting high in the stands watching, and the guards were standing around like iron towers.
As soon as I stepped into the imperial forest, a black horse rushed towards me.
"ah!!!"
"Rou'er, be careful!" Shui Yue's exclamation had just sounded, and just as Ji was about to rescue people, a dark green figure quickly passed by the crowd, steadily climbed onto the black horse, and grabbed the reins.
"Yu~~~" The horse raised its four hooves in protest, raised its head to the sky and neighed. It shook its body desperately, trying to throw the man off the horse. In the end, it failed, so it had to calm down.
"Congratulations to the emperor brother for taming this fierce horse! Rou'er, please thank King Rong for saving your life." The emperor strode over to greet me and took me into his arms.
I calmed down and stared at the handsome man on the horse with disdain. They are indeed brothers. Not only do they look alike, but they also have the same domineering and arrogant temperament. I really don’t know why Shuiyue said that this Prince Rong is friendly. How can he be so friendly?
Already?
"Thank him? Is there anything wrong? It was obviously him who frightened me by not taking care of his horse. He should be the one to apologize to me! I haven't asked him for compensation for mental damages, physical damages, lost work wages, and absenteeism fees.
Psychological consultation fees in the future..."
It’s just a vulgar woman’s ear! King Rong glanced disdainfully at the woman under the horse with her teeth and claws waving. Unfortunately, I saw the disdain in his eyes.
"Rongwang, right? Let me ask you, what kinds of people are there?"
"People are naturally divided into three, six or nine levels."
"Wrong! There are only two kinds of people, men and women. Of course, if you include eunuchs, there are three kinds of people. You are a man and I am a woman. Except for the small difference in our body structure, there are no other aspects.
To tell which one is better and which one is worse,"
"You cannot think that you are superior to others just because you are a prince. In fact, without the aura of a prince, you are just an ordinary man and have no right to look down on others. You cannot ignore the facts or even distort the facts and confuse right and wrong just because you are a prince.
It was obviously your horse that rushed towards me, and I was not at fault at all, why do you expect me to thank you in return?"
"This king..."
"Don't use "I" in front of me. I don't call myself "I". I think you may be thinking that I am so arrogant because of the emperor's favor. Wrong! Even if I am just begging on the street.
Beggar, I am also reasonable, you can't use your power to suppress me! You can't suppress me either! It is said that you can travel all over the world with reason, but you can't move even without reason."
"Your Majesty, have a sip of tea before we talk!" I took the tea handed to me and drank it in one gulp, "Thank you!"
Thank you? An empress saying thank you to a palace maid? Interesting! A playful smile appeared on King Rong’s face.
"me……"
"Can't you tell me?" King Rong looked at the little woman who was hesitant to speak and couldn't help but joke.
I glared at him, turned my face and asked, "Xiaohong, where did I just talk?"
"Go back to your Majesty, your Majesty just talked about it." He held his head high, imitated my awe-inspiring look, raised his orchid finger, and said loudly: "It is said that you can travel all over the world with reason, but you can't move even without reason."
"Thank you! As the saying goes, you can walk all over the world with reason, but you can't move without reason. You must be kind and reasonable. If everyone is unreasonable, what will this society be like? It must be a barbaric and vulgar person who quarrels and fights everywhere.
The world, the world is so beautiful, we must make it better, warmer, harmonious and civilized, instead of destroying it and ruining it..."
"Rou'er..."
"Why, I haven't finished speaking yet? We are going to..."
"Rou'er, it's about to begin. How about Rou'er coming to the viewing platform to watch? Watch me show off my skills!"
"Okay!" I had just taken two steps, and turned back to Prince Rong and said, "For the sake of sincerely admitting your mistake..."
When did I admit my mistake?
"I'll give you a discount. Mental damages, physical damages, lost work wages, absenteeism fees, all of them add up. Just one or two thousand taels will be paid."
One or two thousand taels? It’s still acceptable!
"I'm talking about gold!"
When King Rong heard this, he almost fell off his horse. Looking at the delicate figure walking away, the amusement in his eyes became more and more intense.
"Here is Rou girl? Come and sit next to the Ai family! Why haven't you gone to Cining Palace to tell stories to the Ai family these days? The last time Liang Shanbo and the Rou girl from some station haven't finished telling them yet."
"It's Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, the Queen Mother!" I sat down next to the Queen Mother.
"That's right, it's Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. Today we and I will watch these princes and nobles hunting. Tomorrow, little girl Rou will finish telling the story to the Ai family, okay?"
"OK!"
"Rou'er, it's winter, so you should wear more clothes," the emperor took the fox fur from Zhi's hand and covered me with it.
Touching this soft and slippery fox fur, I thought again of the purple fox fur that Feng gave me last winter, and of Xiao Zi. After thinking of Xiao Zi, I thought of Feng again, and I felt even worse, and my chest couldn't help but hurt again.
"Okay! Go ahead!" I endured my heartache and said to the emperor with a forced smile.
"Then I'm going!" The emperor gently touched my face and strode away.
"Let's go!" The emperor sat high on the horse with a golden bow in hand, his voice was deep and powerful, and he was full of high spirits. He was arrogant and domineering and unrivaled.
King Rong was riding the black horse, located on the left side of the emperor, with a confident smile on his lips.
Shuiyue was dressed in black and was riding a sweaty horse on the right side of the emperor. Her brows and eyes were full of heroism, and she looked like Hua Mulan.
"Brother Emperor, I will never let you down today! You must win the title and get the reward!"
"It's too early for the Second Imperial Brother to say this. Today, the Imperial Sister must learn the archery skills of the two Imperial Brothers!"
"Brother and sister, please come here with your horse, I will accompany you at any time! Drive!"
The war drums sounded, and dozens of tall horses ran out at the same time, suddenly raising smoke and dust all over the ground, and the clatter of horse hooves shook the ground.
The scene must have been spectacular, but unfortunately I didn't have the heart to watch it. I covered my heart to hold back the heartache, my face turned pale, and beads of sweat were on my forehead. The Queen Mother and her concubines concentrated on watching the heroic appearance of the men of Shuilan Kingdom on horseback.
People pay attention to me.
He immediately noticed something was wrong with me, so he quickly took out a pill and stuffed it into my mouth, then put his palm on my back, secretly feeding me Qi. Suddenly, a warm current flowed through my chest, and my heartache gradually eased.
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Chi helped me lean on the couch, covered me tightly with fox fur, and gently touched my pulse with his fingers, his face darkened.
"What's wrong? Chi, do I have some terminal disease?"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Xiao smiled charmingly, "You have a heart problem, it's not a big deal, just find your cure."
"But why do you look so bad?"
"Hmph! Every time you feel heartache, you must be thinking about Chu Fengyang. How can I look good? How did I lose to him? You only want him and not me!" Qi pursed her lips to vent her dissatisfaction.
"Where are you? Now that you are wandering around me every day, of course I don't want you! Those days when you left, I missed you so much. I missed you during the day and at night. I didn't miss you for a moment."