When Li Yunjie and Feng came in, I, Ding Ding Dang, and Linger were enjoying playing mahjong.
"One tube."
"Bump!" I happily grabbed a tube of Dangdang.
Ling'er sat at my upper house, Dangdang sat at my lower house, and Dingding sat opposite me.
"Kujo."
Dangdang looked at his cards and drew another card.
"Two items."
"bump!"
"Miss, why do you keep playing with the dangdang cards? I can't even get the cards." Dingding, who had been broken twice, was very dissatisfied.
"That's right, Dangdang, if you want to please your lady, don't let yourself go like this." Ling'er also said very dissatisfied.
"It's not Dangdang's fault, it's my cards that are good. Let me tell you, I was confused. Be careful!" I said proudly, with a crooked smile on my face.
"Rouer, are you playing cards? Are you happy?" Feng walked in with a smile on his face.
"I'm almost confused." I worked hard, my eyes were bright, and I didn't even raise my head.
"Miss Su." Li Yunjie greeted politely.
"Brother Jie, why haven't you come to play with me for so long?" I looked up from mahjong with a bright smile.
"I'm really sorry last time. It was Yunjie's fault for failing to protect Miss Su." Li Yunjie apologized.
"it's okay."
"But Yunjie always feels guilty."
"If you really feel sorry for me, just compensate me for some mental losses, physical losses, mining fees, missed classes, etc."
"No problem, how much does Miss Su need?"
"Well," I thought for a while and counted on my fingers, "I'll give you a 50% discount once we get to know each other. I'm too embarrassed to ask for more, so I'll just give you a little...one hundred thousand taels."
"Bang" and "bang" fell to the ground one after another.
I have never seen money.
"Okay, no problem." Li Yunjie agreed simply, but I felt that he was in pain.
"Brother, you have a problem. One hundred thousand taels, you treat it as ten thousand taels. Look, Rou'er has nothing to do now. How can there be any loss? She also earned a princess in vain." Ling'er really wanted to treat him like a princess.
I opened my brother's head to see if there was no brain inside, only paste.
"Hmph, Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai. One is willing to hit and the other is willing to suffer. Are you jealous?" I rolled my eyes, deliberately irritating Ling'er.
"Eighty thousand."
"Bullshit, bang bang bang, hahahaha! Dangdang, you are really my lucky star." I laughed.
"Huh, cut it off!"
"What are you talking about?" I stared.
"Eighty thousand, chicken!" Ling'er angrily showed her cards.
"You're a fool too, you don't have any ambition!"
"I'm happy!" Ling'er raised her eyebrows, as if she wanted to avenge her brother.
"Thank you, madam!" Dangdang paid a lot of money, and nodded and bowed to Ling'er with tears in his eyes.
"Humph," I pushed the cards angrily, "Shuffle the cards! Come again!"
"Dangdang, step back! I'll do it!" Feng took Dangdang's place.
"I'll have some fun too." Li Yunjie took Dingding's place.
"Rou'er, I'm going to sit next to you. I'm afraid you'll get stuck on me, so let's change seats!" Feng's eyes flashed with a treacherous light.
Even you look down on me, will I get in your way? Huh, I am very famous. I angrily changed places with Feng and glared at him fiercely.
"Seventy thousand!" Yunjie, Yunjie, why don't you sit with me at home? I looked at the 70,000 yuan with regret, and my expression fell into Feng's eyes.
"Seventy thousand." The wind also hit seventy thousand.
"Eat, seven, eight, nine! Card, haha," I happily grabbed the card.
"No, I made a mistake. I want to change it." Feng hurriedly came to grab the 70,000 yuan card.
"Death in the light!" I grabbed 70,000 yuan and put it with my 80,000 to 90,000 yuan.
Feng looked at me lovingly, a gentle smile flashing on his face.
"Sixty thousand!" Yun Jie played a sixty thousand card.
"Eat!" Ling'er was about to grab the cards.
"Bang! Bumping is bigger than eating!" I grabbed the cards, Ling'er was furious but helpless, "Yunjie, you are so good to me! I love you to death!"
"Really? Rou'er, I too -" Li Yunjie quickly shut up when he touched the sinister and cold eyes.
"Thirty thousand!" Feng, you are so kind!
"Eat!" I happily grabbed the card.
"Oops, I made the wrong call again!"
"Don't regret it!" I hurriedly protected my 30,000 yuan.
"fifty thousand!"
"Bump!" Yunjie, you are so kind!
"Ten thousand! I don't believe that the card in your hand is still ten thousand!" Ling'er shouted angrily.
"Man, you really have to believe in evil. You can pay 10,000 yuan each for everything, hahahaha!" I stretched out my hand happily, "Give me money, give me money!"
Ling'er reluctantly threw the money into my hand, "What a ghost!"
Yun Jie smiled happily and gave me the money. He was still so happy after losing. Could it be that the slap in his face last time damaged his brain? He is so demented at such a young age. How pitiful! I sighed softly in my heart.
Feng gave me the money hesitantly, why do you always make wrong cards? I raised my eyebrows at him proudly. It was strange, how could I see a happy smile in Feng's eyes.
"Come again!" Ling'er glared at the two men angrily, "I'm warning you two, don't let go, especially you, your elbows are turned out! You are still not from the Li family, you are worthless!"
Ling'er glared at Li Yunjie fiercely.
Li Yunjie lowered his head guiltily and defended in a low voice, "How can I? It's just that Miss Su is lucky."
"No? If I find you cheating, I will, I will ask dad to seal your Tianfu Tower."
Li Yunjie quickly shut up.
"And you..." Ling'er pointed the finger directly at Prince Jie again.
"Mrs. Su, please don't worry, I don't care to give in." Feng assured with a smile, his eyes flashed with a cunning light, it's weird to believe this guy who doesn't mean what he says!
"Hongzhong!"
"Touch!" I happily grabbed Yunjie's red finger.
"You!" Ling'er glared at Yun Jie fiercely.
"I didn't mean it. I really didn't know Miss Su wanted to hit the jackpot. I don't have a pair of hits, and I don't want to hit the 13th unit, so why would I keep them?" Li Yunjie defended pitifully.
Ling'er snorted and refused to offend him.
"Oops!" Feng "accidentally" knocked down a whiteboard.
"Touch!" I quickly grabbed the whiteboard.
"I accidentally knocked it off. This whiteboard is not for me to type on. I have a pair of whiteboards myself!" Feng hurriedly grabbed my hand and explained hurriedly.
"Death in the light! No need to discuss!" I shook Feng's hand away and proudly put the whiteboard in front of me.
"Why are you like this? It's so inhumane," Feng said aggrievedly, but I saw his eyes smiling.
"Get rich!" Ling'er played a "Get rich" card angrily, "I don't believe you are really playing Big Three Dollars."
"I told you to believe in evil but you don't believe in evil. If you don't listen to Rou'er's words, you will suffer losses in front of you." I looked at Ling'er sympathetically and pushed the cards, "I'm sorry, everyone, give me money. Don't default on your debt.
ah!"
"Ah!" Ling'er rolled his eyes and fell backwards. Ding Ding's body flashed, and he rushed over to support him, pinching Ren Zhong with all his strength. After struggling for a long time, Ling'er finally woke up weakly.
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"Come again! I really don't believe in evil!" Ling'er glared at Feng, "You, change places with me! Lest you always give cards to her on purpose!"
"Okay!" Feng Ji changed positions with Ling'er in a very graceful manner.
"And you, if you deliberately give away cards again, I will throw you out." Ling'er said to Yun Jie fiercely.
"How can I not? It was really an accident just now!" Li Yunjie defended pitifully, almost shouting loudly, "It's unfair, it's unfair, it's even more unfair than Dou E!"
"Ling'er, don't intimidate the client there. If you are not as skilled as others, then your skills are not as good as others. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. After all, I am your master no matter what." I said with a smile on my face.
"Humph, we'll see!" Ling'er angrily rubbed the mahjong, as if she wanted to vent her anger on the innocent and pure mahjong.
I remember that the Gamblers, the Gamblers, the Gamblers, the Gamblers, and the Gamblers once said that the first key to playing cards is not to expose your inner thoughts to your opponents. Or which gambling hero once said, if you want to laugh, you must laugh from the beginning to the end.
No matter whether the cards are good or bad, you must laugh. You must laugh so hard that your opponent cannot see your cards, you must laugh so hard that your opponent feels scared, you must laugh so hard that your opponent loses his composure, and you must laugh so hard that your opponent loses his fighting spirit.
I had a smile on my face, but I was cursing in my heart, what kind of stupid cards are these, none of them match, ten thousand, twenty thousand, eighty thousand, ninety thousand, two barrels, five barrels, nine barrels, one, three,
Eight lines, east wind, white board, red middle, south wind, it’s so bad that if you don’t do one thing, you won’t stop doing it, and you’ll hit thirteen units.
"Twenty thousand!"
"Eat!" Li Yunjie glanced at me cautiously, and shyly took the mahjong piece.
"Three... tubes." Li Yunjie looked at me and Ling'er carefully before throwing out the cards.
I remained calm, with a smile on my face, while Ling'er frowned and raised her eyes, her anger still lingering.
"Eight tubes!" Ling'er threw out the eight tubes and looked at me provocatively.
It’s no use, I draw the cards and make a fortune, yes, I throw out the eighty thousand.
"Eighty thousand!"
"Touch!" Feng took the card and didn't forget to give me a wink. This pervert is already at this point, and he's still making a fuss here!
"Seventy thousand!"
"Eat!" Ling'er happily took Feng's 70,000, 7,89,90,000, and Ka's 70,000.
Feng Nunu pursed his lips and shrugged, "I'm sorry, I didn't want to either."
I smiled broadly and gave him a flirtatious look that concealed murderous intent.
"You two young men are winking there!" Ling'er looked at me proudly, "Kujou! Do you want it?"
I shook my head. I don't want it now. I drew the cards. Yes, one card came, and I played out the five cards.
Li Yunjie looked at the five tubes, sighed in disappointment, and drew the cards again.
"Ten thousand!"
"Bump!" Ling'er grabbed the ten thousand card. Fortunately, I caught the last ten thousand card.
I grabbed the card, took a piece of Xifeng, smiled, and knocked out the second barrel.
"Touch!" Feng's voice interrupted Li Yunjie's outstretched hand.
"Thirty thousand!"
"Eat!" Ling'er happily grabbed the cards, forty to fifty thousand, and took thirty to sixty thousand.
"Batiao!" Ling'er threw out a piece of eighttiao, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, Rou'er, I've already listened to the cards, be careful, don't get caught by me."
I drew a card, and yes, it was the North Wind. I threw out eight of them, and it was always right to follow up.
I looked at my cards, ten thousand, ninety thousand, one tube, nine tubes, one, two. The white ones in the southeast, northwest, middle and all came together. If I waited for nine, I would lose two.
"Seventy thousand!" Damn Li Yunjie, knowing that Ling'er would become Wanzi again, he still beat him randomly. I glared at him fiercely, and Li Yunjie lowered his head not knowing whether it was fear or shyness.
Ling'er glanced at the 70,000 yuan ticket in disappointment and sighed. It turns out it wasn't 70,000 yuan!
"Kujo!" Why did my dear and lovely Kujo run to the wind? He was so anxious that he still had the same calm smile on his face.
"Twenty thousand!" Ling'er threw out the card he just grabbed.
I drew a card, and why did I draw a thirty thousand card? Oh no, I quietly threw out the two cards.
The battle is getting more and more intense. Feng has a calm smile on his face. It seems that he must have listened to the cards and his actions must be confusing. Li Yunjie does not need to worry. Looking at his sad face, there is no movement yet. Ling
Both of them are fools, but as a last resort, they can only give up their cars to save their handsomeness.
"Forty thousand!" Ling'er threw out a piece of forty thousand.
Oh no, I don’t want 20,000, 400,000 or 70,000 yuan. I looked at the newly captured Kujo and wondered what to do with my 30,000 yuan. I thought about it for a long time and still didn’t take action.
"Hurry up! It's been so long since I gave birth to a baby." Ling'er urged impatiently.
"Did you give birth so quickly?" I retorted rudely.
"Faster than you! Are you waiting for dinner?" Ling'er raised her eyebrows, "Is it possible that the card you want to play is the card I want. Are you afraid of losing? Why should you play a card if you are afraid of losing?"
If you die, you will die. Either become a big name or provide money.
"Thirty thousand!"
"Haha, haha!" Ling'er laughed. It's over. I've lost miserably. I have to pay for it. My wasted money is leaving me like this, and I will be laughed at by Ling'er, a dead girl who is bound to retaliate.
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"Rou'er, you want to kill your husband! If he loses all his money, he won't have any money to spend on you!" Feng Luo said in an insulting tone, with a gloating smile on his face, hum!
Ling'er laughed for a long time before she calmed down, curled her lips, and said expressionlessly and disappointedly: "No!"
Ah! I was so scared that I broke into a cold sweat! But it was just a false alarm!
If you don’t want 2,400, 370,000, then you have to settle for 50,000 to 80,000!
I happily looked at my cards, 190,000, 19 numbers, 19 tubes, all white in the southeast, northwest, middle, and waiting for any card to come to my door.
"Five--" The three people looked nervously at the card Li Yunjie was about to play.
"Sorry, sister, it's Wu Tiao!" Li Yunjie chuckled.
"Bang" Ling'er punched Li Yunjie hard on the nose.
"Sister, why did you hit me?" Li Yunjie asked pitifully, touching his red and swollen nose.
"You're a bitch! You deserve a beating!" Ling'er rubbed her hands proudly and threw out the seven tubes she just caught.
"Hahahahaha!" I looked at the cards in my hand and shouted happily!
"You messed up my seven tubes!" Ling'er looked like he was spitting out my seven tubes.
"Who fooled your crappy seven-cylinder?" I looked at her disdainfully, pushed the card in my hand, and shouted proudly, "Take it yourself! Thirteen!"
This is the first time since I learned how to play mahjong that I got the thirteen pieces, and I touched it myself, and it was in another time and space. It was so cool! So cool!
"Bang" Ling'er fell to the ground on all fours, her eyes turned white and foaming at the mouth.
"Get up and give me money! Don't think you don't have to give me money because you are pretending to be dead! If you don't give me money, I will sell your husband to a brothel as a prostitute!" Isn't her husband my brother? He has such a handsome figure and is so easy to work with.
It seems such a pity to be a wife, but it is more suitable to be a cowherd. Hehe, it is natural and unavoidable for a wife to pay her debts to her husband!
I look forward to you guys throwing your votes to death~~~~Looking forward to it~~~~