"Rou'er, you ignore me. I feel life is very difficult. What should I do to make Rou'er willing to pay attention to me?"
The opportunity has come! I’m just waiting for you to say this!
I looked at him and said word by word: "First of all, you can't hunt cute animals at will in the future, especially the nine-tailed purple fox. Of course, if you see it, you can kill it without harming it.
He caught it and kept it as a pet for me."
The nine-tailed purple fox is much better than the poor dog I used to have. The name nine-tailed purple fox sounds so resounding. It sounds much better than a pug.
"What are cute animals? What's so cute about those beasts?" When he mentioned the beasts, Chu Fengyang had a look of contempt on his face. If the people from the Animal Protection Association heard these words, they would have to kill him.
"Cute animals are animals that look cute, like cats, dogs, foxes, pandas, penguins..." I explained to him patiently.
"Panda? Penguin? What is a panda? What is a penguin?"
"Pandas are the result of a cross between a bear and a cat."
"Hybrid?"
"Hybridization means... mating... means having sex." Finally he thought of a word he could understand.
"Have sex?" Chu Fengyang nodded as if he understood, smiling ambiguously, "Then...are Rou'er and I going to...cross each other tonight?"
"Pfft", the tea in my mouth spurted out two feet away. I looked at Chu Fengyang speechlessly, with three thick black lines on my head.
"Well...hybridization refers to the sexual intercourse between different types of animals. It is not the sexual intercourse among us humans. This kind of thing between animals is called mating. As for us humans, it is called...making love."
I blushed and explained, I don't want him to talk about crossbreeding in my ears every day, then I really want to die.
"Make love? Make love. The more you make love, the more you make love. Is that what you mean?"
The more we do it, the more we love it? My face is like a ripe tomato. God, can you give me a hole to drill?
"Make love? Make love! The more you do it, the more you love it! The more you love it, the more you do it! Make love, I like this word."
I'm going to faint, Chu Fengyang, can you please stop talking about it!
Chu Fengyang suddenly looked at me ambiguously, and I screamed in my heart, but sure enough, he came close to my ear, breathed hot air, and teased me again!·
"Rou'er, um... I want to make love to Rou'er tonight... I love Rou'er so much, so of course... I have to... do it more. Isn't it said that the more we love, the more we do it? This king loves Rou'er so much.
...I want Rou'er to love me even more...the more I do it, the more I love..."
God, please make me faint quickly!
Just when I was about to be unable to resist Chu Fengyang's tender teasing, my dearest belly started ringing at the right time. My belly, my belly, it's really not in vain. I'm usually so nice to you, and I'll give you all the delicious food.
, will never let you go hungry.
"So Rou'er is hungry." Chu Fengyang smiled and looked at my growling belly.
I came back to my senses and remembered the serious business. I still want to work for the survival of animals and human beings. I coughed twice and cleared my throat. "Then do you agree to the first thing I just said?"
"I agree!" Rou'er likes the nine-tailed purple fox so much, so I will catch one for her as a pet next time. "How does Rou'er know so much?"
"That's what it looks like in the book."
"what book?"
"Well...a hundred thousand whys!"
"Do you have this book? Why don't I know about it?"
"Yes, yes," I shook his arm coquettishly and changed the subject, "Do you really agree to what I just said? Don't go back on it!"
"I promise a thousand pieces of gold!"
"I just believe you once!"
"Is my concubine distrustful of me that much?" Chu Fengyang came over, "Is my performance not good enough? Do you want me to work harder tonight?"
Here we go again, classmate Chu Fengyang, can you stop thinking about that thing in your pants and crotch all day long? Can you be a little ambitious? Could it be that such a noble, elegant and handsome man can only use his lower body to think about problems?
?
You have to force me, a lady with beautiful face and elegant temperament, to say such vulgar and vulgar words! What a sinister intention! Damn it!
"Second, you cannot deal with your servants at will. Even if they make unforgivable mistakes, you cannot use lynching to take their lives at will."
"Not taking good care of Rou'er is a big mistake that cannot be forgiven!"
I'm going to faint!
"I am a human being, and they are human beings too. Everyone has a father and a mother to support them. You cannot take other people's lives at will. The state has national laws and families have family rules. You cannot use lynching!"
Chu Fengyang looked at me without blinking.
I straightened my back and continued to promote my theory, "Everyone is equal in the world. You can't treat them like slaves just because they are subordinates. In the eyes of parents, relatives, lovers, and friends, everyone has value."
Liancheng’s treasure!”
Chu Fengyang looked at me in surprise, wondering where I could come up with such a weird but novel theory.
"It is unfortunate for them to be reduced to servants and separated from their parents. If they meet a bad master, they will be scolded at least and beaten severely at worst. Just imagine, if they are not forced by life, who would want their children and family to become like this?
For a lowly servant?"
Chu Fengyang nodded thoughtfully. Although the movement was slight, I still saw it. Who told me that both eyes were 1.5?
"So, we must have compassion for these poor people, and don't beat them easily, and don't kill or chop them at every turn." I will keep up the good work! Keep working hard!
"No matter what, I will not allow my servants to treat Rou'er with the slightest contempt! Anyone who violates this rule will not be leniently spared!"
Damn it! I’ve been talking for so long and I’m still like a bull, and I can’t stop it! All my saliva has been sacrificed in vain! Is it easy for me?
Do I have to use the special move again? Every time I use the special move, my vitality is severely damaged and I can't eat for several days! I will fight to have a few innocent souls to avenge me after death!
I twisted my thigh hard, it hurt so much, it was heartbreaking! I blinked my eyes, and tears fell down. I gently beat Chu Fengyang’s chest with my little fists, and while crying, I said, “I knew you didn’t love me.
Me, you love that brothel girl named Wen Xiang..."
I'm sorry, Miss Wen Xiang, the situation forces me to borrow you for the time being.
"Rou'er, how could I not love you?" Chu Fengyang saw my tears, and his heart ached.
"You love me? Why don't you love me? You didn't listen to a word I said. I said it so hard,
But you ignored me, how can you call me loving me like this?" I cried so hard that I felt sad and pitiful.
"Rou'er——" Chu Fengyang looked at the woman in his arms with tears on her face and felt heartbroken.
"Don't call me, you don't love me, why call me?"
"How could I not love Rou'er? Rou'er, you are my heart and everything I have. Without you, what's the point of my life in this world?"