Valentine's Day, things single men and women should do
1. Go to the supermarket and crush all the unsold chocolate so that no one can give it away!
2. When you go out on the street, when you see a couple holding hands, you shout to one of them: Hey, where is that beautiful girl (handsome guy) from last time? Why has it been changed again?
3. When the sisters see a couple, they go up to the man and slap him, saying: "Young man, you dare to have sex with a woman behind my back." (It will be better if a male student is willing to go up and slap him)
4. Let’s all go to the movies together in a group and buy single-number tickets to separate those couples!
5. Make a phone call to book all the hotel’s double rooms;
6. Go to the street and slap someone else’s boyfriend;
7. Bought all the movie tickets across the seats;
8. Take the needle and go to the supermarket to prick all the condoms;
9. When you go to the street to sell flowers, when you see a couple, you say: Buy your mother a bouquet of flowers;
10. Not paying the bill when eating, pointing at other people’s boyfriends when leaving and saying: My ex-husband married;
11. Go to QQ friend impressions. The man writes: ex-husband. The woman writes: child’s mother.
There is no such thing as an inseparable couple! There are only mistresses who don’t work hard!
Finally, I wish all lovers in the world a speedy breakup.