"Only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you be victorious in every battle." Yan Chexi said confidently.
Yun Xi thought it was right, so he started browsing... Yun Zheng and Ye Xiaoqiang also put their heads over...
"It turns out he's gay." Yun Zheng said in surprise.
"She looks pretty good." Ye Xiaoqiang said lightly.
"Brother Xiao Xi, does this gay have a crush on you?" Yun Zheng asked with a smile.
Yan Chexi's face looked a little unnatural...
Yun Xi glanced at Yan Chexi coldly and said unceremoniously: "This idiot was drugged by Wen Sheng, a scumbag. If it weren't for me, his chrysanthemum would have been lost long ago."
"Cough..." Yan Chexi coughed awkwardly...
This is the biggest shame in his life, Yun Xi also said.
"Daddy, you are so stupid. Fortunately, your anus did not fall. If your anus did, I would never call you daddy." Ye Xiaoqiang said seriously.
After saying that, he asked Yunxi in confusion: "Mommy, what is a chrysanthemum?"
"..." Yunxi refused to answer.
"Daddy, what is a chrysanthemum?" Ye Xiaoqiang asked Yan Chexi again and again.
"..." Yan Chexi had a pained expression on her face.
"Uncle, what are chrysanthemums?" Ye Xiaoqiang's children's shoes brought Ah Q's spirit to the extreme.
"Hehe..." Yun Zheng smiled discordantly and looked at Ye Xiaoqiang, who looked eager for knowledge: "Xiaoqiang, tell me, which part of the human body is most like a blooming chrysanthemum? The layers of wrinkles?"
"..." Ye Xiaoqiang's child's shoes tilted his head slightly and thought hard. He was indeed a genius. He thought of it in a moment: "I know, it's a place to poop."
"If you answer correctly, 10 points will be added." Yun Zheng said with a smile.
"ye!" Ye Xiaoqiang made a victory gesture...
Guessed it right.
"..." Yan Chexi's face was covered with sweat and blush...
"Brother Xiao Xi, do you want to deal with him? Is it because he still doesn't give up on you? Will he continue to play dirty tricks with you?" Yun Zheng asked with a smile.
Yan Chexi shook her head in frustration: "No, he is chasing Yunxi now."
"Ahem... It seems that this temperature increase applies to both men and women. You two are so lucky." Yun Zheng said with a smile. It's so funny, how could such an interesting thing happen to Yan Chexi and Yun Xi?
?
Why do he and her encounter so many unpleasant things?
"I think no matter who Wen Sheng likes, the only way is for Xiao Xi and I to get married as soon as possible, so Wen Sheng has nothing to do." Yan Chexi looked at Yun Xi and said with a smile.
"Yes, I agree." Ye Xiaoqiang raised his hands in agreement.
Yun Xi glared at Ye Xiaoqiang: "What are you agreeing to? It's not you getting married, you agree. If you agree, you will marry your daddy."
Ye Xiaoqiang pouted aggrievedly: "If I marry daddy, it will be incest. Not to mention incest, our country does not allow gay marriage."
"You can go to the Netherlands, it's legal there." Yun Xi said angrily.
"Xiaoxi, marry me, I'm serious." Yan Chexi looked at Yunxi and said seriously and firmly.
Yun Zheng and Feng Meiyun calmed down and waited for Yun Xi's answer.
Ye Xiaoqiang also opened his eyes nervously...
The most nervous person was Yan Chexi, who held onto the sofa tightly with both hands and stared at Yunxi without blinking...
Waiting for her answer.
Yun Xi glanced at him coldly: "I said last time that I don't want to get married, and it's fine just like this."
"This is not good at all. If we don't get married, Wen Sheng will still come to pester us, as well as Tenderness." Yan Chexi said a little anxiously.
I really want to pry open Yun Xi's head and see what's inside her head? She loves him, and he loves her, not to mention they have such an old son, why is she still unwilling to marry him?
Why?
"I'm not afraid of them. They can pester me as they please." Yun Xi straightened her back and said.
Yan Chexi felt very painful...
"Mommy, you have to think about me. I don't have a father, so I'm miserable." Ye Xiaoqiang blinked his watery eyes and pretended to be pitiful.
"Very miserable?" Yun Xi turned around and looked at him coldly: "Were you bullied at school?"
"...No." Ye Xiaoqiang shook his head...
"Or are you saying that someone is laughing at you because you are a child without a daddy?"
"...No." Ye Xiaoqiang shook his head again. Who dared to laugh at him as a child without a father? He would knock out his teeth.
"Then you still think it's a pain in the ass that you don't have a daddy?" Yun Xi asked again...
"...No." Ye Xiaoqiang shook his head again.
Whether his balls hurt or not has nothing to do with whether he has a father or not?
"That's alright. Look, even without daddy, you still live happily and grow up healthy and sound. It doesn't matter to you whether you have daddy or not. Where are you miserable?" Yun Xi asked coldly.
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"That's alright. Look, even without daddy, you still live happily and grow up healthy and sound. It doesn't matter to you whether you have daddy or not. Where are you miserable?" Yun Xi asked coldly.
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"Mommy, what I'm talking about is psychology. Do you understand psychology? You think about it, everyone else is a child, and I am a child too. Why can others have daddy and mommy, live with daddy and mommy, and eat together?
Play together? Why can't I? I also have a daddy and mommy, why can't I live with my daddy and mommy? This will make me very depressed." Ye Xiaoqiang said seriously.
He is very depressed now.
Yun Xi deliberately looked at Ye Xiaoqiang from head to toe: "I didn't see how you showed that you were depressed."
"It's the heart, the heart. The heart," Ye Xiaoqiang pointed to his heart and said, "Of course you can't see my heart. Only I know how depressed I am."
"Oh." Yun Xi nodded obediently, looked at Ye Xiaoqiang and asked, "Then tell me how depressed you are?"
"I...I'm so depressed that I want to commit suicide by hitting myself with tofu, like hanging myself with noodles, and I want to choke to death by drinking water. Isn't this depressing enough?" Ye Xiaoqiang said with a lively expression.