(The following part is written in the third person)
7 years later.
scene one
In a garden, two children who looked about 5 years old were sitting on the grass eating cookies and drinking delicious drinks.
The little boy picked up a piece of Oreo and put it to his mouth and took a bite. He liked Oreo and Prince Cookies the most.
He chewed it carefully, and suddenly he seemed to find something.
He handed the biscuit in his hand to the little girl on the side, "Sister, why do the Oreos taste weird today? They are not delicious at all, and Xiaoya doesn't like eating them at all."
"Really?" the little girl took the biscuit, looked at it carefully, and handed the biscuit back with satisfaction, "Eat it! This is the flavor. This is the latest Oreo, so I have eaten it before.
The taste will be different."
"But this tastes bad, Xiao Ya, don't eat it." The little boy was very scared and ran away a meter away.
This tastes weird, Xiao Ya doesn't like this taste.
"Eat when I tell you to. Where did all the nonsense come from! If you don't eat anymore, I will stuff a toad into your mouth to see if you still dare to waste food." Seeing that her brother refused to eat, the little girl suddenly shouted loudly
threatened.
If you don't eat, then all my work will not be in vain.
The little girl stuffed the biscuits into her brother's hand, stood up, looked at him deliberately and looked very angry, and left.
The little boy looked helplessly at the biscuit in his hand, "Eat it! No, he doesn't like the taste at all, so don't eat it! No, my sister is terrible."
He has always been afraid of his sister, very afraid.
"Sister, you won't really catch toads! Ah! 555555... No! Xiaoya just eats it, 55555..." The little boy cried and shouted, while painfully eating the biscuits one bite at a time.
She knew her brother would eat the cookie in fear, but she was hiding and peeking!
Hahaha! This trick is really tried and true! This time I put toothpaste in it, so what should I put in it next time?
"55555...Which company's product is this pack of Oreos? It tastes really bad. I want to tell my mother not to buy Oreos from this company in the future. 55555...I want my mother to buy the previous chocolate-flavored and mint-flavored ones.
of Oreos, 555…”.
Scene 2
In the living room, the little girl watched "Harry Potter 6" with great joy.
"Wow, Harry is so handsome! I admire him so much, I admire him so much." The little girl danced happily in front of the TV.
Suddenly she remembered something, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, and she quickly ran back to her room. After a fight, she finally found a small stick among the toys, and excitedly ran to their small study room.
.
He ran to the little boy who was working hard in the study, pointed the stick at him, and said: "あ＊ぃ#ぉぇ&...".
The little boy was not surprised at the little girl who suddenly appeared in front of him. It was just that the little girl was pointing a stick at him and speaking in alien language that he could not understand, so he looked at her strangely.
.
"Bengben, why didn't you turn into a monster with a pair of strange ears, no nose, half a mouth, and one eye?" Looking at his brother who was still standing intact in front of him, he didn't feel embarrassed at all.
Changed, she began to wonder: Did I recite the spell wrong? Is it wrong? I am smart, handsome, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, the invincible genius hero in the universe, hoeing the strong and helping the weak, how can I
Maybe I remembered it wrong! No, I have to do it again.
After saying that, he said to the little boy again: "あ＊ぃ#ぉぇ&...".
Still nothing has changed, how could this be?
"Sister, what are you doing? Xiaoya still has to do calculation problems! Mom wants Xiaoya to complete 1,000 calculation problems in an hour. Now it's been forty minutes, and Xiaoya has only completed 700! Go away!
, if Xiaoya can't finish it, mom won't give me Oreos." The little boy really didn't understand what his sister was going to do! But he was no longer in a hurry and thought more about what his sister was going to do! He was almost in no hurry.
"What are you doing? Benben, why are you so stupid! There are only 1,000 calculation problems in one hour, and it only took me half an hour to complete them. Why are you so slow! Don't tell others when you go out in the future.
You are my younger brother! I have lost all my face by you. How can I, the hero, fool around in the future?” I’m right to call you stupid.
The little girl shook her head helplessly and looked at her brother in front of her: He is really stupid, but there is no way he can be saved...
"55555...Sister is mean to Xiaoya again, 5555...Sister is the worst, 55555..." When the little boy heard his sister talking about him like this, he cried aggrievedly, and he cried very sadly.
"I'm so annoyed. If you cry again, I'll throw you into the cat pile. It just so happens that you are the same kind and the crying cat is the same."
As soon as he heard the cat, the little boy couldn't help but trembled. He was so frightened that he immediately stopped crying and looked at the little girl with aggrieved eyes, "Sister, Xiaoya doesn't dare to do anything anymore. Xiaoya is most afraid of cats."
Stupid, I know you are afraid of cats to say that. The little girl looked at the little boy proudly and left to continue watching her "Harry Potter 6".
Watching the little girl disappear at the door, the little boy dared to return to the chair, doing calculations while crying and thinking: I want to ask my mother why my sister and I are twins. My sister is so smart, but I am so stupid.
Scene three
In the research room, the little girl secretly laughed sinisterly at the thing she had just studied: Hehe...
She took the liquid she had studied in front of her and sneaked into her brother's room.
After sneaking into her brother's room, she secretly laughed a few times at the bottle in her hand.
Fortunately, Benben is still sleeping. I learned this secretly from cousin Xuan. I don’t know how effective it is, but it should be good.
She cautiously approached the bed, slowly opened the quilt, poured the liquid under the little boy's buttocks on the bed, arranged the quilt carefully and carefully, and then left gently.
She calculated the time when the little boy would wake up and appeared at his door at the right time, waiting for him.
"Ah..." the little boy's frightened cry came from the room.
The little girl became happy when she heard this, but then she rushed into the room with a worried expression.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" She acted knowingly and looked like she really didn't know what was going on. Her acting was very realistic.
The parents who rushed over after hearing the scream asked in confusion, "Xiaoya, what happened?"
As soon as the little boy saw his mother, he immediately jumped on her body and cried loudly, "Wow... wow..."
"Honey, what's wrong with Xiao Ya?" Liu Yunyi, who dared to come later, saw the child crying so sadly and asked worriedly.
"Husband, I don't know either?" Jin Yuxi shook his head.
"Mom, look, my brother wet the bed..." The little girl proudly pointed to a pool of yellow marks on the bed.
When the little boy heard this, he cried even louder, "Mom, Xiaoya didn't wet the bed, really not, 5555... Xiaoya really didn't."
Xiaoya cried very sadly. He didn't know why the bed was wet when he woke up. But when he saw the wet spot, he knew what it was, but he knew that he would not wet the bed. He would keep doing it.
He had never experienced it before, so he was so scared that he cried loudly.
"You still said no, but Xiao Ya obviously wet the bed. Look, this is the evidence." The little girl didn't forget to add fuel to the fire.
"Mom...55555...Xiaoya doesn't, Xiaoya really doesn't..." Xiaoya was like an octopus, his hands and feet kept flying on his mother's body.
"Okay, be good, Xiaoya doesn't cry anymore! It's okay, it's just bedwetting. Xiaoya is still young, bedwetting is normal. Mommy will take you to change your pants!" Jin Yuxi coaxed Xiaoya into a hug.
go out.
From a distance, Xiao Ya could be heard crying: Xiao Ya didn’t…really didn’t…
The little girl was thinking proudly: Haha! It seems that my experiment was quite successful.
She knew that her mother would not scold her younger brother, so she used her younger brother as a test subject.
but……
"Mai Mai, tell dad honestly, is this another prank of yours?" Liu Yunyi, who was relatively patient, looked at the daughter who was less than 5 years old in front of him with a calm face.
After receiving her father's gaze, Xiaomai couldn't help but become a little scared, but her reason told her not to admit it, "No, it was my brother who wet the bed on his own, it's none of my business."
"Is this really true? You tell me the truth, or I will send you to grandma's house." The stern voice came to mind again.
He knows that his daughter Xiaomai always likes to play pranks, and he also knows that his son Xiaoya is always the target of his children's pranks.
This time it was obviously another prank played by my daughter. The boy wet the bed not because the back of the pad was wet, but because the quilt was wet.
I've never seen my son cry so sadly.
The daughter in front of him really gave him a headache.
When she heard about grandma's house, her little body couldn't help but tremble.
Grandma's house is too scary, she doesn't want to go there!
Grandma would put her in weird clothes that she pulled over her head. Those clothes seemed to be called skirts. What she hated most was skirts. They would be exposed during a fight. So how could she show off her heroine style?
Grandma wants her to learn to be a lady, smile without showing her teeth, and not eat in big mouths...
Grandma wanted her to learn piano, violin, etc. from a group of kids about her own age. She was talking about cultivating her ladylike temperament. She didn't want to learn useless things with those idiots!
In short, grandma would make her do many, many things that she didn't like.
What she wants is to be a heroine, and she doesn't care about being a lady.
Xiaomai looked at his father's eyes, and he knew that his father must have seen something, otherwise he wouldn't have asked this question.
Compared with admitting or not admitting, it is better to admit. If you confess, you will be lenient, but if you resist, you will be stern.
It's better to be scolded by dad than to go to grandma's house and suffer.
With a plop, Xiaomai knelt on the ground, "Dad, Xiaomai knows I was wrong." She grabbed her ears with both hands, looking like she knew she was wrong.
"Tell me, what went wrong this time?"
"I shouldn't use my brother as a test subject for the things I have researched." Go down to find Sakura.
"Did you learn it from your cousin Xuan again?"
"yes".
"You are not allowed to learn these things from him in the future, otherwise I will not let you go out and send you to grandma's house."
It’s grandma’s house again, doesn’t Dad have any other options?
Regardless, this is the only trick that works for you.
"Okay!" Anyway, her cousin didn't hand it in, and she learned secretly anyway, so she will continue to learn secretly in the future. Although 'stealing' damages her heroine style, a heroine can bend and stretch, so this
What kind of!
"Also, remember to apologize to your brother. Do you know it? Remember, you can never tease your brother again in the future."
"knew".
After looking at his children with satisfaction, Liu Yunyi came and opened the room.
Watching her father leave, the little girl was secretly relieved.
My father is afraid of my mother, my mother loves my brother, my brother is afraid of me, and I am afraid of my father...
If I can no longer tease my brother, my life will be very boring. No, I can't just let it go. I have to find a way out.
"Yes, let mom give birth to a younger sister, then don't I have someone to give birth to? Hahaha... I'm too smart, hahaha... There is nothing that this heroine can't think of, it's just how to let mom give birth to a baby
Where’s my sister? My mother’s belly hasn’t responded in five years. No, I still have to study this.”
After saying that, Xiaomai ran towards the research room happily.