My life is full of food and clothing, and I have enough food and clothing (it's a bit nonsense, so the guest official can make do with it...)
I have a childhood friend who has a good relationship and I want to wear a pair of pants every day to go out. She is so kissing. She loves to brag and quarrels when she has nothing to do.
But one day when I was sixteen, I suddenly realized that the little shit in my house seemed to have become a different person. When I saw someone, I was like a ghost. I didn't say anything every day, and I couldn't even kick a single one.
, I'm so anxious that I'm always angry.
One day, when I went to buy clothes, I changed my clothes and leaned on the floor-to-ceiling window on the 18th floor to enjoy the scenery. I never thought that one day I would penetrate the glass and fly out like Superman. The difference is that Superman is going up
Fly, and I was flying down, one thing is the same, Superman was wearing underwear, and when I landed on the ground, my underwear was also exposed...
This blow is nothing. It is really a blessing not to throw me to death. Besides, because I saw the little shit in my house, maybe I was scared to recover from the eighteenth floor.
But after a while, I realized that I was wrong. Once I studied and studied, I realized that I had traveled through time. What a shocking fact. I told myself to be calm. I am the lucky one among the billions of people.
One, luckier to be with me, and luckier to see so many handsome guys, so handsome that the sky is dark, and I always think of the one I pressed under my body, and my face turns into a pig's liver.
The man who is still elegant and elegant is just a little deer, and I am helpless. He smiles as gentle as the wind, and when he is shy, he is as helpless as a child, a rare variety.
And that little brother, who is really a romantic person. He looks very similar to someone's ex-boyfriend. He goes to the brothel when he has nothing to do. He is still chasing his virtues. My baby Ye runs all over the streets. If he is a woman, he will seduce him.
The man in the world. If a man like Xia Mingyuan follows me, he will be beaten ten times a day and he will be less likely to say.
If I could choose to take someone away when I went back, I would leave my little shit without hesitation and take the handsome flower guy away, reproduce in modern and technologically developed modern times, and work hard to cultivate more excellent varieties.
up.
Suddenly one day, after I woke up, I found that I was actually lying on my bed, but my first thought was, was the previous thing a dream? But when I saw my clothes
At that time, I found that it was not a dream.
"Xiaoya, get up." My housekeeper, Aunt Ying, was calling me to get up. I looked at my clothes with a dazed look on my face, and stood on the bed at a loss.
"Xiaoya, you, what kind of dress are you?" Aunt Ying was shocked when she saw my outfit.
"Oh, where are my parents wearing clothes?" I grabbed my hair and looked around the room, but nothing changed.
"Oh, they were on vacation. I wanted to say hello to you this morning, but no matter how you called you, you ignored them, and then they left almost the time." Aunt Ying said so confused.
I'm too lazy to ask so many questions.
"Did I slept last night?" I quickly took out a set of clothes from the closet and changed it.
"Otherwise?" Aunt Ying looked at me strangely.
"Oh, it's okay, Aunt Ying, go and do it." I put on my clothes and ran out.
"Baby, open the door, are you at home? Baby Ye." After I shouted countless times, the door finally opened. Baby Ye looked at me blankly.
"What's the matter?" The voice was so small that I couldn't be more quiet. It was because I was back by myself...
"It's okay." After saying that, I turned around and ran away.
I hurried back home, left a letter to the family, picked up my bag and ran out again.
"My parents, I'm on a trip. If I come back, I'm going back, and if I don't see it, I'm going back, and if I don't see it, I haven't had enough fun yet. Don't worry, don't call, beg." A very poking letter from home.
When I arrived at the last incident, there was a bustling shopping mall. I looked at the glass in front of me for a while and the clerk looked at me with a strange look. I guess I was a lunatic.
After thinking about it, if I want to go back to ancient times, it would definitely not work to rush over the glass. If I really don’t penetrate it, it would be a big loss if I fall down and die. I carefully recalled the situation last time, and it seemed that I was light.
Lean up and then I fell down.
I took a deep breath and slowly moved to the edge of the glass. Looking at the person as big as an ant, I felt a little dizzy. I suddenly realized that I was actually afraid of heights.
I closed my eyes and slowly leaned against the glass, but my body had been tilted for a long time, and I didn't feel the coldness of the glass. I felt my body falling down lightly, and the wind was whistling in my ears, following last time
Different. This time I was mentally prepared, so I felt different. But I was still afraid of falling off the line and falling to the ground. Before I could finish thinking about this problem, I fell heavily on someone.
I felt sore all over my body, and I couldn't help but curse a few words in my heart. If I hadn't heard the sound under my body, I really doubted whether the person under my body was a person. My body was so hard, it would probably be no different from falling to the ground.
, Later I thought about it, there is actually a difference. If you fall to the ground, you will probably die, otherwise you will also become a disabled person. However, not only does it not die when you fall on the man, but your limbs are also very healthy. I can't help but look at it more.
That unlucky guy looked at him and looked quite handsome.
The wedding scene of the Yadan egg was not surprising at all, but I didn't expect it to hit me. I really wanted to laugh secretly. I told a lie that was more funny than the first time, which made the people on the scene stunned.
The duck egg looked entangled.
After the wedding of the duck egg, I was molested as soon as possible. The fine young man Hua Yongling, who I planned to pack and bring back to modern times, rushed over and hugged me in one step. I had a big mouth and my hands were stiff.
Put it beside you, what is this?
"Can you not leave?" Hua Yongling hugged me tightly, and I swallowed. Is this the confession scene? Could it be that this young man has fallen in love with me deeply and can't extricate himself? The people at the scene have already put it on.
The focus was on the two of us, and they were all confused, as if they were all lit. I suddenly didn't know what to say, but I was still a little happy in my heart. Is this the so-called charm?
I delivered it to you, Amitabha!
"This, it's hard for me to say this, what if the Jade Emperor insists on me going back?"