I pretended to be calm, mysterious and incomprehensible and giggled for two minutes. In the eyes of others, I might be trying to whet their appetites, but in fact I was organizing my words.
"Well, it's like this. The method should be used according to the different climates. It is mainly psychological tactics. If it is a foggy day and there is a water fight, 3#%...%#%￥@%amp;...
%amp;%amp;%amp;￥%#%#, of course this method is only suitable for foggy days." I finished the first method stumblingly, but in their ears, it was the gods who said it.
If I say that, their eyes of admiration and admiration strengthen my confidence in winning the championship. (Well~~ I won’t write the main content, it’s not interesting. If you want to read it, you can search for straw boat borrowing arrows on Baidu, haha.)
"It is indeed a good idea, yes, Die'er continued to talk about the next idea." This time the emperor didn't say haha, he just looked at me with a look as if he had discovered a genius, which made me feel embarrassed. Xia Yetang said with a
He looked at me with unfocused eyes, in a daze, and his eyes were full of confusion. It seemed that he was not looking at me but another person, but if he looked carefully, he was indeed looking at me.
"The second method is to choose a dark night, line up people to inform the enemy,!￥!￥@#%￥￥...%...%@%@#￥@, and then use the fastest time,
Make up a straw man and place it outside the city gate,!￥@%￥...amp;%...*...amp;#...%￥. Then the enemy will not dare to act rashly because it is dark, and will send archers first.
If you shoot arrows at a straw man, the enemy won't be fooled for a long time, but the borrowed arrows will still be enough for a short period of time." After I finished speaking, I heard the expected applause.
"Who said it is virtue for a woman to have no talent?" Xia Mingyuan murmured, his eyes filled with unabashed admiration.
"Yes. Who said that a woman's lack of talent is virtuous?" The emperor repeated.
"A woman is nothing without talent." I said in a disgusting manner.
"The first place in this poetry competition is Hua Butterfly, the third lady of the Hua family, uh, flower girl." The little eunuch immediately changed his mind after receiving my threatening look. I think I will be the most all-around talented woman in the Xia Yu Dynasty.
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After another round of competition, Hua Rui'er won the second place, and Murong Xue was third.
Returning to my seat, I started to show my teeth and claws at Xia Yetang again.
"How is it? How is it? Do the three conditions you just promised me still count?" I stretched my neck and moved my face in front of him and asked.
"I have never spoken before." He said reluctantly.
"I don't know when you've spoken without counting." I answered habitually.
"Ordinary people can't communicate with you, right?" he asked impatiently.
"Do you mean to say that you are extraordinary?" I said funny.
"..."
"I haven't thought about my three conditions yet, so I want to tell you." After I finished speaking, I continued to eat the cold food on the table.