Xia Yetang and I sat on horseback and walked all the way to the woods in the suburbs. On the way, I begged him to buy me two chicken legs. When we got out of the city, I asked Xia Yetang to gallop on the horse. There were few people in the suburbs.
The hikers looked at the two ghost-like youths on the horse in shock. Of course, I ignored these people as if they were nothing, and continued to gnaw on my chicken legs with squinted eyes. My body shook as the horse ran.
Yes, it feels not bad.
"Do you want to eat? I've rewarded you with this." I brought the half-eaten chicken drumstick to his mouth, and he turned his head away like lightning, and then he received my contemptuous gaze. Why are you so noble?
Huh? I’ve already kissed you, but you still care about this? Of course I’m just thinking about it.
"Can't you just say something normal like a normal person?" His words were almost squeezed out from between his teeth. I rolled my eyes, gnawed on the chicken leg, and said viciously.
"Everyone hangs out in the pit, why do you always pretend to be hot?" After saying that, I regretted it. The cold gaze on the back of my head made my heart skip a beat. He can do anything. He can do anything when he is excited.
Throw me off the horse, and I'll have a good rest. I giggled twice, and after waiting for a long time, I didn't see any reaction from him. I couldn't help but turn my head to look at him curiously, and the corners of his mouth were tight.
I pursed my lips, with a look of helplessness on my face, and a trace of endearment flashed in my eyes. What's wrong with me recently? I always have hallucinations in a trance. I made a face at him, turned around and sat on his chest honestly.
, he suddenly slowed down, and then I received a violent shudder on my head, which made me moan in pain.
"What are you doing! Your head is almost broken." I held my head and complained, my facial features were twisted together.
"If I really marry you, I will be doing good deeds and accumulating virtue." He joked with a smile in his eyes.
"Well, it's time for you to accumulate virtue. You have done too many evil things. Amitabha, my child, Buddha will bless you." I said in a decent manner, and Xia Yetang raised his hand and stretched it towards my head.
, I used my wit to protect my head: "Ah, I was wrong." I shouted spinelessly.
"Haha." I heard his suppressed laughter and threw a hygiene ball at him.
"Don't hit me on the head, I'm so impatient." I warned.
"I didn't mean to hit you on the head, I just wanted to take the leaves off your head." What? I heard this and touched my head, and sure enough I touched a leaf. I curled my lips in disdain and made an excuse. It was obviously
You want to hit me on the head.
We were noisy all the way until noon. At my strong request, we marched towards the most famous restaurant nearby. After finally being alone with him for once, would we be worthy of the people if we didn’t kill him? Xia Yetang and I came to a restaurant
The restaurant called Ye Yexiang has a gorgeous decoration! It’s just that the name of this restaurant is a bit dirty. The name Ye Yexiang is a bit like a brothel.
"Don't think blindly, this is just a restaurant." Xia Yetang's voice sounded.
"Uh." This guy is amazing. I think he knows everything.
We found a seat by the window on the second floor and sat down. The bustling streets and the shouts of the vendors put me in a good mood.
"You two gentlemen, what would you like to eat?" the waiter asked in a loud voice, holding a teapot in one hand and a rag in the other.
"What delicious food do you have here?" I asked.
"You can fly in the sky, walk down, swim in the water, you name it. The purpose of our restaurant is to meet all the requirements of our guests." The purpose is quite modern, but his loud voice made me feel uncomfortable all over, and I couldn't bear it.
I can't help but want to tease him.
"Can everything be satisfied?" I asked maliciously.
"Yes, sir, if you have any requirements for our dishes, you can put forward them. We will make them according to your requirements and meet your needs." The waiter said seriously, and I suppressed a smile in pain. Xia Ye Tang
He looked at me confused.
"Okay then, give me a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, without the potatoes, and some fried eggplant." I tried my best to hold back my smile, for fear of accidentally breaking the point. Looking at the waiter's thinking expression made me even more excited.
I want to spit.
"Pfft." After Xia Yetang heard what I said, all the sip of tea he just took into his mouth spurted out. I was even more happy when I saw the remaining tea in the corner of his mouth.
"Ms. sir, what's wrong with you?" I pretended to look at him in surprise, and quickly took out a handkerchief from my belt and wiped the corners of his mouth.