The family dinner begins. There is a prosperous scene.
First, Xie Yushi casually asked the teachers about the teachings of these children. I was surprised to find that for some reason, a so-called teacher appeared among them. The heart of a woman is really comparable to that of a snake or a scorpion. Such a young child
, being regarded as a thorn in their side, so embarrassing. I began to sympathize with the owner of this body.
However, in the days to come, let me help her seek justice.
Xie Yushi asked casually, and the masters answered casually. After Xie Yushi nodded, the family banquet officially began, and a group of beautiful dancers came out. It was really a magnificent scene of singing and dancing. In this era, many officials and their families had their own
The dancing girl comes to drink and have fun.
I saw him sitting upright, and it seemed that he had gained majesty and prestige out of thin air, with the aura of a patriarch on TV. Looking at the man who should be called my father, I neither disliked nor loved him. I just looked at these hypocritical people indifferently.
The appearance of prosperity. It seems that everything here has nothing to do with you.
Yun Ying once told me that the first level of the so-called test was the Four Books and Five Classics, the second level was that Xie Yushi composed a random poem based on the topic, and the third level was to randomly write a poem based on the scene of the banquet. But I didn’t
Don't take it to heart, just beg God to let everyone forget about this unknown little girl like you.
Halfway through the banquet, we finally got to the point. However, I had no such idea, and still immersed myself in attacking these delicacies that I had never seen before.
At some point, there were rounds of applause all around. Although I was surprised, I couldn’t care less about the delicious food.
Yun Ying next to her was not so relaxed. The young lady didn't take such a big thing to heart at all. She was worried that it would be the young lady who would be punished this year, so she was so anxious that she almost shed tears.
He reminded her of what happened tonight. Although the young lady seemed different from before when she woke up from a coma, the anxious Yun Ying had no time to think so much. It was almost the young lady's turn. Looking at the young lady who was devouring her food, she could only beg.
No one paid attention to the young lady.
Things always don't go as I wish. I was concentrating on something and was suddenly woken up by Yun Ying. Yun Ying didn't care about any rules anymore and just hoped that I wouldn't just focus on eating.
I looked at everyone with some embarrassment, and quietly touched my greasy little hands on the hem of my clothes. Amidst the disdainful eyes, I seemed to gradually understand what had happened. The fourth lady, who had been forgotten by everyone, was under the care of her 8-year-old little brother.
After asking in a coquettish voice: "Dad, where is the fourth sister?" Everyone suddenly remembered the young lady who provided entertainment in the past. If the second young lady's knowledge and rationality is the glory of the Xie family, then the fourth lady's ignorance is the glory of the Xie family.
Home's shame.
I saw that the man called dad frowned, but he still calmly said to his daughter hiding in the corner: "Fourth, since I mentioned it, you can just recite the Book of Songs."
I stood up expressionlessly, completely different from the awkward look I had just now. I bowed to the father calmly and said coldly: "My father said that my daughter should do her best."
Faced with the laughter that was about to burst out from everyone, I smiled slightly and began to recite aloud with surprised eyes:
Rats have skin, while humans have no manners.
If a person has no manners, what is the point of not dying?
Rats have teeth, but humans have teeth.
If there is no end to human beings, why wait until death?
Rats are physical, while humans are rude.
If a person is rude, will he die?
Seeing everyone's faces sinking, their faces changing from red to white, from white to green, I thought mischievously: Have they all stepped on shit? Sure enough, choosing this extremely ironic poem was the right choice. Look.
Looking at Yun Ying's incredulous expression, I can only say I'm sorry in my heart. Although it is inhumane to scare you, my butt is more important.
Compared to everyone's shocked expressions, especially Wu Niang's face, which was almost ashen, I knew she must be thinking, why would she... when she clearly didn't ask any teacher to teach her? The feudal patriarch only changed his expression slightly, and soon
Recover.
He continued in a majestic tone: "Good recitation. Now let's start the second level. I think the moonlight is pretty good today, so why not take the topic of looking at the moon."
I sat there as if nothing had happened, still concentrating on eating the food on the table, as if the things around me had nothing to do with me. Everyone looked at my ignorance, thinking that the poem just now was just a coincidence, and they were expecting to see my joke.
I patted my swollen belly with satisfaction, but my ears did not miss the poems written by my brothers and sisters. To be honest, they are really talented. If I hadn’t been forced to memorize so many poems when I was in high school, I should have done it now.
I cried bitterly. The eldest brother wrote a bold and unrestrained poem related to the border. The second sister's poem was a typical graceful style, but this was in line with her status as a lady. Although the third brother's poem was ordinary, the poem in it contained
His mind and ambition also received a round of applause.
How could it be so soon that it is the turn of my fourth daughter who has learned nothing? Looking at everyone’s expectant expressions, expecting me to make a fool of myself. I said in my heart, I’m sorry everyone, I may let you down this year because of my butt.
, It’s really a sin. But when I saw the sincere and worried look on my third brother’s face, I smiled reassuringly at her.
I thought about it in my mind and thought it would be better not to be too shocking. So I chanted Zhang Jiuling's "Looking at the Moon and Huaiyuan":
There is a bright moon on the sea, and the world is at this moment together.
Lovers complain about the distant night, but they miss each other at night.
When the candle is extinguished, the compassionate light fills you, and when you put on your clothes, you feel the dew.
I can't bear to give it away, but I still have a good night's sleep.
Everyone was so shocked that they forgot to speak and were silent. It was the effect of a celebrity, and he was a famous poet.
I bowed to my father again and said coldly: "Father, my little daughter is clumsy. I wonder if this poem can pass the test?"
"Good! What a 'bright moon on the sea, and we are together at the end of the world at this moment'! No one has ever seen it before or since. I can appreciate such a good poem today, and it is not in vain to come here. Prime Minister, you are so lucky!"
I welcomed the reputation. It was some unknown fool who added fuel to the fire. You know, I am an unfavored concubine's daughter. If I continued to boast, if looks could kill, I would have been killed by hundreds of those vicious looks.
This time. At first glance, he is really an honest uncle, with a beard and a very rough and upright look. I like this kind of unpretentious person, but unfortunately now I am a little worried about his future fate.
The principal remained calm, but I could clearly see the flash of surprise in his eyes. Could it be that he knew that Wei Ying had not been taught by anyone. Soon he continued to say calmly: "Good poetry. You want to
Learn from the fourth child." As he spoke, his sharp eyes swept over the other children.
I saw that the eldest brother looked at me with a complex look, the second sister still looked like a lady, the younger brother looked slightly embarrassed and looked at me hatefully, and among all the people, only the third brother looked at me sincerely.
Laughing, I didn't forget to stretch my thumb. I couldn't help but smile knowingly.
It’s the last level. The parents just ask everyone to recite a poem at will. The eldest brother’s poem praises the imperial court, and he is worthy of being an official. The second sister has a daughter-in-law, and the third brother doesn’t seem to be very good at reciting.
The poem, like the previous one, is a poem that shows ambition. My 8-year-old brother also joined in the fun and wrote a poem that is impressive. Finally, it was my turn again.
Seeing the girls here looking pregnant and the men looking like playboys who are determined to win, I said softly with a bit of a joke:
Red beans grow in the south. How many branches will they sprout when spring comes?
I hope you will pick more of them, this is the most loved thing.
Look, how considerate I am, I have expressed everything in your heart. Since you like it, pick more red beans and support the red bean industry. I am laughing so hard in my heart, but I still have a smile on my face.
Expressionless, looking at Yun Ying who seemed to understand beside me, I wanted to pinch her neck and say, your master is almost losing his temper, please don't show such an expression.
Looking at the blushing face of the second sister and the calm faces of everyone, I think it’s time for me to pass the test. It’s time for the evil family test to end.
Just when I was about to pull Yun Ying and sneak away, everyone's words suddenly pulled me back. I reluctantly moved back my step.
That sentence means: "Well, you all performed very well this year. Thank you for your hard work. After just discussing with the adults here, the one who is slightly better this year is the fourth child. The others are the same, so the punishment this year will be waived.
Come on. Now, Fourth Brother, tell me what you wish for. As a father, I will help you achieve it."
By the way, Yun Ying seemed to have said that the winner this time could have a wish granted, but in previous years it was the second sister's exclusive privilege, and this year it was ruined by her own mood of not wanting to be spanked.
Although I know that the victory is too much, I can't care so much about it. Since he wants to fulfill one of my wishes, I can't let such a good thing go to waste.
Adhering to the principle of not wasting resources, I expressed what I was thinking: "I hope my father can promise my daughter that no one will be able to enter Qulan Garden without her permission in the future." In fact, it was the person who didn't.
I'm so careful, I really dislocated everyone's jaws too many times today, I feel so guilty!
For the first time, everyone's expressions became very strange, as if the wishes I mentioned were not what I should say at this age. But this time, my thoughts were very simple. I just didn't like outsiders to disturb my peaceful life, and
There is no intention.
Thinking of this, facing his searching gaze, I raised my head and looked at him calmly.
After a long time, he responded calmly: "Okay."
Taking a deep breath, the boring test ended with a satisfactory result.
However, I did not realize the sequelae of this incident. If I had known that this would happen, I would rather have my butt blossom and be laughed at by boring people than stand out.
Within a few days after the family banquet, there was a rumor in the mansion that the most favored sixth son of the Huan family fell in love with Xie Weiying, who defeated the "heroes" at the banquet.
It is said that the Sixth Young Master is suave, handsome, and a rare handsome man among nobles. He is also the "White-robed Young Master" of the Fifth Young Master of Jiankang (he often wears a crescent-colored robe to deceive women). How many beautiful girls are there in their boudoirs?
Kneeling down under his moon-white robe, many ladies from the capital were intoxicated by his soft and elegant smile, which was as gentle and warm as the spring breeze. It was said that he fell in love with the little-known fourth lady of the Xie family, and those loyal fans were vicious
His gaze almost made the unknown fourth lady riddled with holes.
Whether it's beautiful or not, I don't dare to comment on it. But this is a rare perversion, but I'm sure. It's just that I'm a monster, and it has caused me harm.