I'm sitting under a tree for shade. It would be great if I could have a bottle of drink in this weather.
"Ha, dot, here you go." A pleasant male voice appeared, which seemed a bit familiar. Haha. I took the drink unceremoniously and raised my head happily.
I found it was Xiaocao. His white face was filled with a bright smile.
"Xiaocao, why are you here?" I looked at him depressedly, then opened the lid and drank.
"I'm your boyfriend." - -......
"You are not my boyfriend, Xia Ouchen is!!!" I exclaimed loudly.
"Anyway, I think it is." He said stubbornly. Damn little kid.
"Why are you so annoyed!!!" I screamed loudly.
"..." He looked at me longingly, as if he was about to cry again.
I continued to drink my drink, "I'll accept this. Don't keep saying these unrealistic things." I rolled my eyes and decided to dodge.
"Well." As I was leaving, I suddenly turned my head and said, "This one isn't poisoned."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Looking at his innocent and tearful expression.
I quickly said, "Pretend I didn't tell you. I guess you don't have the courage." Then I drank the ice cold drink, which was so refreshing.
Scene two:
Toilet door.
I was so anxious that I was about to rush in.
Suddenly a person blocked me. I looked at him and saw Xiaocao again. I collapsed.
"Little brother, do you know that people have three urgent needs?" I asked him tremblingly in a cold sweat. If I couldn't hold it in any longer, I would be dead.
"Do you want to go to the large or small size?" he asked me, blinking.
I almost jumped off the building. If a boy blocked the door of the toilet and asked you this, would you not collapse?
"You are a pervert." I rolled my eyes at him and prepared to push him away. Let's go in first.
"Wait a minute, Dian Dian, as your boyfriend..." He said this again.
"As a boyfriend, should I spy on my girlfriend peeing? Should I stop my girlfriend from peeing? What's more, you are not my boyfriend. Damn it, I can't hold it anymore." I couldn't bear it anymore.
He yelled. Everyone around looked at me with wide eyes.
My face turned red. As a girl, (Xuguo wiped his sweat: You still know you are a girl.) Isn’t it very rude to say this? (Everyone wiped their sweat: It is very rude.) Oh,
My face was completely disgraced by the grass.
"Woo... I..." He was about to cry again. Was he going to burst into tears at the door of the women's toilet?
"Please, I should be the one crying, please let go." I started to break out in a cold sweat.
"Did you bring toilet paper? I'm ready." He pursed his lips and excitedly took out the fragrant paper towel and showed it to me... I kicked him away.
Run into the toilet. Damn this candy.
Scene three:
On the way back to the classroom.
Suddenly - I looked around, but luckily I didn't follow him.
At this time, one or two gangster-looking boys approached me and said, "Hello, sister-in-law." They bowed to me.
"Well, when will Xia Ouchen come back?" I, who had never cared about such things, began to think about Xia Ouchen. If he came, I wouldn't have to be so bothered.
"Haha, sister-in-law, do you miss the boss? He said that he will come to pick you up tonight." They said with a smile. They looked like perverts.
At this moment, a "dynamic superman" suddenly appeared.
I was frightened by this person who only appeared in cartoons and started screaming.
"Dynamic Superman" ran over in a panic, "As a boyfriend, you should protect the safety of your girlfriend. Don't be afraid, as long as I'm here, those gangsters can't bully you." After saying that, he gave me a funny smile.
Why is this line so familiar?
Then, facing the two stunned Xia Ouchen men, he made a face that he thought was cute but was actually very weird. (Can an animated Superman make a face that isn't weird?)
"Ahhhhhhh-" The two boys ran away as if they had seen a ghost.
"..." I was so scared that I almost rolled my eyes.
"Wahahahahaha." "Dynamic Superman" did his standard action again.
He then ran over to me and said, "Diandian, am I sexy?" - - ...I know, he is Xiaocao.
I promise, I will not be scared to death by the gangster, I will be scared to death by him. Even the gangsters will be scared to death by him.
- -. I collapsed. What is going on in this kid’s head?
"Hurry up and take him off for me!" I covered my head. How come this person is funnier than me. (Are you funny?)
"I ordered this from Japan. I think it looks very powerful and can protect you." He said innocently.
"Take it off for me quickly!!!" I roared.
"Do you want to take them off now? I'm just wearing a pair of underwear." He looked pitiful, but his hands had already started to take them off.
"No, no, no! Go to the locker room and change!" His face turned red, I don't want it!!! I don't want to be a sex maniac.
"No? Oh, I'll go now." What does his dissatisfied expression mean?