If this were changed to a non-standard Mandarin language, wouldn’t it be a joke?
I covered my mouth and forced myself not to laugh! No!
This is a tragic blind date. We must take it seriously and don't laugh!
The lady held the hands of the two girls in hers, with a beaming look on her face, "Since you have come to this banquet, you should be prepared to accept my mother's kindness. Both girls are my favorite. You
, you’ll also like it, right?”
It's clearly written on that face that you will like it even if you don't like it.
Such a domineering aura, I suddenly felt that those two people were right, this woman is definitely not a good person!
Brother Nie chuckled lightly, not taking his mother's threat seriously at all, "Thank you so much for your affection, but we don't agree with your vision. Song Sixian deceived me, and these two
We still don’t know what tricks they will play again. Mother, do you want these two trash to destroy everything that we and dad have worked so hard to save before you stop?"
After saying these words, various colors flashed across the face of the lady in question, and the faces of the two beauties were even more wonderful.
It makes me wonder if Nuwa Empress left a colorful stone from patching up the sky and stuck it on their faces.
I miss these rich ladies, how many people are waiting in line to carry their shoes and drink their foot-washing water, but these two men completely deny it and call them trash!
Suddenly, his whole body trembled with anger, and he looked at them with murderous eyes. But with the elders behind him, he did not dare to get angry, and gritted his teeth to maintain his ladylike demeanor.
He glanced at me behind the two handsome guys with contempt, and cast a provocative look arrogantly.
Huh, they don't want to lose to that skinny bastard. I believe that as long as they are charming enough, have determination, and can endure.
Those two guys are nothing to worry about, sooner or later they will be in their pocket.
After thinking about it, I once again raised my face and looked at them with confidence, and looked at me behind me provocatively.
"You two treacherous sons!" The lady's hands were trembling with anger. She pointed at the two of them, with a trace of anger on her beautiful face. Seeing that the two sons didn't respond, she turned her anger to me, "Don't hide behind. If you have the ability to seduce,
My two sons are fascinated by you, they should have known that today, come out!"
I was startled by her majestic voice. I was about to stand up, but Brother Nie turned around and held me down soothingly.
Brother Yu smiled helplessly, "Mom, since I was a child, I have almost never violated your wishes. We will do whatever you want me to do, but this time, I'm afraid, I can't remain silent any longer.
"
He glanced at his brother, with the indifference in his eyes, and the two brothers' tacit smiles, and stepped back step by step.
As shrewd as she is, the lady instantly realized what her son was going to do, "You two... stop!"
Before I could react, they opened the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the night wind blew up their clothes. They both had resolute smiles on their faces, "Mother, the sky without Xiao Ruoer is not the sky. Without her,
We can't survive. Since mother is so opposed to it, we will give you two corpses as we said before..."
As he said that, he leaned back and both of them fell down.
"Ah!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!" I burst out with the most frightening scream in my life, rolled off the bed and fell to the ground, crawled to the window on all fours and looked down.
, the two people fainted on the ground, like puppets falling on the ground, losing their vitality.
"Brother Nie!!!!! Brother Yu!!!!!!" I shouted in pain, trying to wake the two people up. However, the shout was blown away by the wind, and they were still lying quietly, without any thought.
Half a sign of waking up.
Why are you so stupid!? Why!
Is there no other solution and must we be so decisive?
I just felt like the sky was falling. I had never been so frightened and panicked. My whole body felt like I had been thrown into a frying pan, and it was extremely painful.
The two beauties looked surprised and disdainful. The handsome guy fell down, and his life or death was uncertain.
Even if they are alive, most likely they will be disabled or something. Huh, what they want to marry is the best among men, not the disabled with missing arms and legs.
It seems that there is no need for them to spend their youth here. I thought, rolled my eyes, turned around and left without even saying hello.
The noble lady suddenly lost her original calmness and calmness, ran over and grabbed my arm, "Are you satisfied now!? I tell you, if they have a three-game deficit, I will fight you to the death!"
I collapsed on the ground, my whole body trembling weakly, and the lady ran out of the door, leaving me alone here, unable to stop crying.
Please don't let anything happen to you...please...
Otherwise, I will die too, are you willing to do so?
I don't know how long it took, but I finally had the strength to get up from the ground. I stood up with difficulty and staggered toward the door.
There was a "bang" sound, and the door opened. I was almost pushed open. What came in was a little girl of sixteen or seventeen years old. She had a plain face, a ponytail, and was dressed in civilian clothes. She looked like a white lotus.
Clean, pure.
My eyes widened in shock, "It's you!?"
Isn't this the girl who saved me by pretending to be stupid by the river? Why is she here?
She glanced at me and said in a soft voice, "We meet again~"
"Yeah... what a coincidence." I always felt that something was wrong. She looked familiar, but now was not the time to worry about that. "I have something urgent to do, so I'll excuse you."
So he turned around to leave, but she grabbed him.
"Those two people are fine now, you don't have to worry." She said, "The older one has a broken rib, the younger one has a broken arm, and the others are fine."
I opened my mouth, does she think this is good?
But that's all, as long as the internal organs are not damaged, everything else is fine.
The girl raised her head proudly, "Are you satisfied now?"
I was stunned, as if I had heard this somewhere.
She smiled helplessly, "Sure enough, those two people have low IQs and the person they like is also a fool."
Ah?
These words seemed so familiar. I looked at her with wide eyes, as if I suddenly realized something, "You... you... aren't you?"
She glanced at me with disgust, "Have you ever spoken to an elder like this? With your mouth open, eyes staring, and stammering, what does it look like!?"
I’m going!!!! Isn’t that right!?
She didn't find it funny when she saw that I looked like I had been struck by a thunderbolt, and her voice returned to the one that should belong to her age, that of a middle-aged woman in her forties.
"As you can see, my appearance has never changed since I was sixteen years old. I have seen many doctors, but to no avail, so I had to... cover it up with makeup." She said somewhat helplessly, "My two sons.
It is really rare to fall in love with such a natural idiot like you at the same time. Ten years ago, I originally thought that they just treated you as a little toy. Unexpectedly, I fell in love with you... Oh, this is inevitable. Who made you be like this?
Kind and pure.”
I couldn't accept it for a while. Is that last sentence a compliment to me?
"Don't be too happy too early. My favorability towards you is still very low. It's just that I can't resist the wishes of these two brats. Really, they actually risked their lives just to disobey me!" The last two sentences muttered were still there.
She really looks like a coquettish girl.
"I...I know." I scratched my head and felt guilty. In fact, I didn't expect her to like me, because I didn't care at all. All I wanted was their love.
Facing her now is just because she is their mother.
"A few days ago, I happened to go to the hot spring resort over there to recuperate. I didn't expect to meet you, so I just wanted to play with you." She said, and the next second, her expression suddenly became sharp, and she looked at me fiercely,
"And you are such an idiot. You still refuse to let go even though you are already dead. Who do you think you are? Super Saiyan? Invincible Ninja Turtle? If I were a landlubber, both of them would die in the water!"
I was sweating. It turned out that she was angry with me for being reckless. She smiled sheepishly and said, "I'm really sorry for making you worry and asking you to save me..."
"Okay, this is all a trivial matter. The most important thing is that I saw through that child Song Sitian. She pretended to be well-behaved and smart in front of me. I didn't expect that she turned out to be that kind of person." She sighed with some disappointment.
There are so many expressions.
"Don't be sad, just take a closer look. Besides, she has already received the punishment she deserves. It's not worth being angry for her," I said.
She raised her eyes and looked at me, "I heard that she injured you. Are you okay now?"
I nodded, "Thank you, I'll be fine a long time ago."
She breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, that's good... It's a pity that the mayor gave birth to a son. If he gave birth to a daughter, I wouldn't have to match Nie Ge with this illegitimate daughter."
The price drops when I think about it, but...
I frowned curiously, and she said, "I might as well tell you that when I was young, I dated the mayor. Later, we separated because of opposition from my family. But after we met, we wanted our children to rekindle their relationship.
It's a pity that his first wife gave birth to a son, but he had an affair and gave birth to a daughter. There is no way..."
I stuck out my tongue. It turned out that it was a grudge and entanglement from the previous life. It seems that this is really the saying.
"But..." I smiled mischievously, "Actually, even two sons can continue their relationship~~"
She immediately opened her eyes and said, "How presumptuous!!" She rolled her eyes at me fiercely, "What are you talking about?"
"Pfft..." I couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing. She also smiled helplessly. It turns out that we are both fujoshi~
"Okay, let's go see those two brats." She reached out and took my arm. They really looked like a pair of good sisters~
I moaned endlessly and followed her out the door. I breathed a sigh of relief and felt as if a big stone had been lifted. I felt extremely comfortable.
If the two of them knew it, they would be happy to death.
When we arrived at the hospital, the two people had already woken up. There were not many good parts of their bodies, and they were all wrapped in bandages. I burst into tears of distress.
Mo Chuchen and Han Tianyou also came and tried to comfort me.
The two of them smiled and said, "Don't cry, it hurts our hearts to see you."
Brother Nie stretched out his hand to signal me to come over. I walked over obediently and gently touched his cheek. Even though it was injured, it was still handsome.
Brother Yu looked at his mother warily, and that look made her feel cold.
She turned around helplessly and went out, not wanting to continue to make her son hate her. Maybe, after so many years, she was really wrong...
"Don't cry, kitten. When we are better, we will take you to play, okay?" Brother Yu said gently.
"No, no, no, no!" I suddenly stood up and shouted, "Nothing is good! You are the worst! The worst! Even though you know that I will be worried and sad, you still have to let yourself know how to say you like me.
, all those who love me are lies, liars! Big liars! Wuwuwu... you are the most annoying, the most annoying!!! Wuwuwu..."
Everyone in the room was frightened by my outburst. Mo Chuchen and Han Tianyou looked at the two people, saying, "How dare you make her cry?" They wanted to kill them.
Brother Nie and Brother Yu were also very remorseful, and they apologized and comforted me quickly. It took a long time to stop my crying.
Humph, I have really decided this time. I will definitely ignore them until they are completely healed!
So he pulled away his hand, turned around, and hugged Mo Chuchen and Han Tianyou, "Let's go and play, the three of us, and ignore them! Humph!"
The two people around them were overjoyed with surprise, but the two guys behind them were fuming anxiously, "No!!!!"
"Then get well soon!!" My voice gradually faded away...
Half a month later...a certain commercial street...
"Niege~~~Wait~~" a petite voice yelled angrily, shaking her double ponytails, her young face pouting, her eyes blazing, and she caught up with her long skirt and grabbed it.
He took Lu Niege's arm and hung it directly on it, "You walk so fast, others can't keep up~~"
Lu Niege was so angry that she rolled her eyes and foamed at the mouth, yelling, "Mom!!!!!!"
Brother Yu and I were snickering in the background. Since that day, I have gained an extra "good sister" and a godmother. She is the pseudo-loli who made Brother Nie lose all his composure~~o(n_n
)ohaha~
Don't tell me, when she puts on my clothes, she is really a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl. She is cute and lively, and she really looks like the real one.
The godmother twisted her waist and said, "I am your girlfriend now! Girlfriend!!! Do you know that? You should put your arm around my shoulders!"
Brother Nie held his forehead in anger, "I'll call dad..."
As soon as he took out the phone, his godmother snatched it away, "Try calling! Come go shopping with me as soon as possible~~~Okay~~~"
Brother Nie threw her away and said, "Go shopping by yourself!"
"Luniege, are you still a human?" Lady Godmother's eyes widened with anger. She was about to rush forward, but was unexpectedly picked up by a big hand and forced to turn around and face the owner of the big hand behind her.
Suddenly he smiled guiltily, "Hey... uncle, hello~"
The godfather gritted his teeth, "Do you dare to say it again, what did you call me!?"
"Old...husband..." The godmother gave in and stretched out her hand to draw circles on his chest, looking pitiful.
"You won't even let go of my son, ah? Please give me a limit for your nymphomaniac!" the godfather roared, obviously this time he was really angry.
The godmother quickly gave Brother Nie a "save me" look, but was completely ignored.
"No one can save you this time, come home with me!" He said, ignoring her yelling, and dragged the woman away.
Brother Nie hurried over and sighed silently, looking ten years older.
Brother Yu smiled and nodded, "So this is Mom's true face,"
Someone roared, "I'd rather have the old one!"
"Hahahahaha..." Happy laughter filled the entire commercial building, attracting everyone to look at the three extremely happy people.
A certain godmother suddenly appeared again and yelled, "Why are you two brats laughing? I'll give you three months to go on vacation. If you can't snatch Xiao Ruo'er, just stay in the hotel and clean the toilets! Roar~
~~~~~”
The two of them immediately looked at me like wolves and tigers.
"You...what are you doing?" I felt something was wrong and kept stepping back, "I...I still have homework to do. I'm going to do my homework first~~"
After saying that, he turned around and ran away, and the two quickly caught up with him, "Xiao Ruo'er, you are mine!!!"
"Ah!!! No!!!" My miserable cry resounded throughout the building, and a new round of snatching battle began.
(over)
Very convenient closing remarks.
The full text ends here, spread the flowers, spread the flowers~~
The next chapter is a guest appearance by a character from "Kiss My Unscrupulous School Girl". It can be regarded as a side story, hehe.
By the way, I will also explain what happened to Song Jiayue (you may be curious about what happened after Song Jiayue disappeared, which will be written in the extra chapter).
I originally planned to write a few more extras, but time does not allow for it. I have an exam next month and I am so busy...
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Some of you have not read "Kiss", so the next chapter is optional reading.
Next, let’s talk about this article. Some people say that the article is very childish and does not follow the plot.
I don’t deny that this article was originally written to satisfy the bad taste of a certain ruffian, but then I was banned once, forcing me to put away my bad taste. This is very painful!!
But probably the plot has not changed. I don’t want to write those stories where the plot is so tangled that it makes everyone tired when they read it, and I feel even more tired when I write it.
Choose some topics you like, write them easily, and treat them as leisure and entertainment.
If you like it, just read it and save it. If you like it more, just subscribe. If you don't like it, just click the red cross. Just have fun.
So, for those of you who feel that you don’t want to follow the plot, I have to say something sarcastic, if the little guy tries to follow the plot for you, you will be left behind by me~~
Haha~~ Next, I will write "Ghost Hunting". I can't say it is absolutely good-looking, but it is the type that young people like, and I wrote it very carefully.
There will be supernatural stories after this, which will be better than ghost hunting, absolutely guaranteed.
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