"Hey! Baba, I'm here to find you!" I lazily leaned against the door of the school doctor's office and called inside.
Suddenly, a UFO came out with a "whoosh". I noticed it sensitively, turned around slowly, and the UFO hit the door.
After taking a closer look, it turned out to be a dart filled with poison... This bitch! Do you want to kill me?!!
"o(n_n)oHaha~! Han, you are still a treasured sword that is still young!" What! What do you mean by a treasured sword that is not old yet?! Really!
"Hey! Grandma, you really want me to die so much?... Oops, I originally wanted to treat you to a big dinner! It seems I don't have to now!" I said, pretending to be regretful.
"Hey! Who said I don't want it anymore! I want you to cook by yourself!" the cousin said domineeringly.
"Oh? What good do I do?!" I winked at her.
"There are no benefits...no!"
"Xia Mi?! You still want me to cook for you if you don't have any advantage?! No way!"
"Hey, I'm just teasing you! The benefits are just plain..." Damn! You deliberately offended me!
"Just..." Damn! Are you going to say it again?
"Just plain..."
"Damn it! You didn't say I was leaving! Oh!" I pretended to leave.
"No! The good thing is that I will buy you a lavender field!" She said with some regret.
"Okay! Deal!" I heard this and smiled happily, "Let's go! Let's go eat!"
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"Han!" When I walked to the door of the cafeteria, I heard someone calling me. I turned my head - it turned out to be Han Xue! Long time no see!
"Xue, let's go together!" I invited her.
"Is this okay? Your girlfriend is here!" She spoke softer and quieter.
"What?! Girlfriend?! Where is she?" I heard her words with my excellent hearing.
"Isn't that what Xiaoying is?"
"Xiaoying?! Girlfriend?! No, no! She is my good friend!" I smiled and said.o(n_n)ohaha~! If Xiaoying is my girlfriend, then wouldn't I be gay?
Yet!
"Yes! I am Han's friend! You misunderstood!" Xiaoying said when she saw that Han Xue still didn't believe it.
"Oh! That's it! I'm sorry! I misunderstood you!" She stuck out her tongue playfully, her face slightly red! Wow! So cute!!!
"Han! Are you responsible for all those pranks?!" My brother took advantage of others not paying attention, dragged me aside, and asked. It was a question rather than an affirmation.
"Yeah! What's wrong? I just accidentally played a little prank...that's all!" I pretended to be innocent. My two big watery eyes were very useful at this time.
An accident?! A little?! Just a little?! Just?!
Seeing my brother's face that was about to explode with anger, I immediately understood the seriousness of the matter. Because my brother had never been like this in front of me!
"Do you know? Ye, he almost... Hey! He is still having a high fever now! I have sent him home. But no one takes care of him... Others are also very scared by you..." He was silent
Already...
How, how could it be? I have a high fever! This time, I was really too willful...
"Brother, tell them that I will cook two more meals for them next time!" I said this and ran to the parking lot.
"Where are you going!" My brother yelled from behind.