I never thought that Xiaoyue would find such a terrible excuse! It made me laugh!
"Tang Qingyi! Why are you laughing!" My laughter attracted the teacher's attention. The teacher took some of his anger out on me.
"No." I immediately put on a serious look, and then looked at Xiaoyue with a look of gloating.
Xiaoyue glared at me fiercely and waved her fist at me.
I made a face at Xiaoyue, completely ignoring the teacher's presence.
"Tang Qingyi! Get out of here too!" Seeing that I didn't take the teacher seriously at all, the old maid became furious.
I stood up and said indifferently: "Oh."
Then he held back his laughter and slowly walked towards the door.
"You three! Go to the playground station!" The teacher pointed at us and said excitedly.
But Xiaoyue and I looked completely calm, saying "Oh." and left the classroom side by side with Xiaoyue.
"Oh my god! You made me laugh to death! Xiaoyue, you actually used that bad excuse! It really made me laugh to death!" Not far from the classroom, I no longer cared about the image of a lady, I hugged my belly and raised my head.
Watching Xiaoyue mocking her desperately.
"Damn girl! You disappeared for so many days and you know how to make fun of me when you come back!!" Xiaoyue slapped me hard on the shoulder, as hard as a boy.
Oh my god, I might get internal injuries from this shot!
"Damn! It hurts me to death!" I pressed my shoulder and looked at Xiaoyue pitifully: "Be careful if I tell my man that you bullied me!"
"Go ahead! Now hurry back to your man." After saying that, he pushed me away, and then the handsome guy next to his wrist stepped forward: "Xi, let's go, ignore her!"
"Damn girl! I want to break off our relationship with you!!" I shouted rudely towards Xiaoyue's back. Suddenly I noticed Xiaoyue's movements, and rushed to Xiaoyue and looked at Xiaoyue sinisterly: "
Tell me honestly, are you your boyfriend?"
Xiaoyue blushed a little with embarrassment when I asked this question. She looked at the handsome guy next to her and motioned for him to answer.
The handsome guy next to me stretched out his hand to me politely: "Hello, my name is Yin Junxi, and I am Xiaoyue's boyfriend."
"Haha! Hello, hello!" I held Yin Junxi's hand enthusiastically: "My Xiaoyue has found her true love after being single for nearly ten years. As a best friend, I am very happy. Of course, I am very grateful to you.
Accepting a man-in-law as your girlfriend... Ouch!" Before I could finish my words, my head was hit hard by Xiaoyue.
Oh!my!god! Now the top of my head is really blooming!
"Damn girl! So violent! Be careful that the only boyfriend who can accept you as a tomboy will be scared away by you!" I made a face at her, and then ran away after saying this very wisely.
You must know that the consequences of being caught up by Xiaoyue will be disastrous!
Of course, the reason why I want to run away is because I don’t want to be a big light bulb. (Qiqi: How did Edison die? Please answer me loudly!) (Tang Qingyi: He was struck to death by a light bulb!) (Qiqi: Applause! That’s the right answer
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I was walking aimlessly on campus alone, and suddenly my phone started trembling desperately in my trouser pocket.
I took out my cell phone and saw that it was a call from Xiaoyue.
Just as I was about to answer the call, a question came to my mind. Could it be that Xiaoyue couldn't hold her breath, so she called to bombard me?
A new article has been published (it tends to be light-hearted and funny. It’s very funny, you’ll regret it if you don’t read it!) Name: "Don’t be too bad, Your Highness"
Introduction: [Legion of Evil Girls] "Damn woman, how dare you throw a sanitary napkin at my head?!" "What! You have to say it carefully! You obviously went to the toilet without bringing tissues and asked me to throw them to you."
A certain woman still looked aggrieved. "Kao! Is toilet paper the same as sanitary napkin!?" A certain man almost went berserk. "Isn't it the same? The workmanship is similar and the functions are similar... What's the difference? What do you do?
...Why are you staring at me like that!! I feel sorry for you to use sanitary napkins as paper! You know how precious sanitary napkins are now..." Highlight 2: "Smelly girl, you ruined my wedding, you said you should
What should I do?" a certain man said evilly. It was obvious that he used her to successfully escape from the marriage, but now he turned around and bit her. "I..." Before she could open her mouth to defend herself, a certain man lifted her chin and smiled weirdly.