Su Hao stood at the door of Qingfeng Temple, admiring the mountain scenery in front of him, and asked Xiaohong, the servant girl. Xiaohong is one of the two firewood girls Pi Yuanfu prepared for Su Hao. She doesn't look very good.
That’s all, the point is that the brain is worse than the face.
"Mr. Liu... is in the toilet." Xiao Hong ran back to the view, walked around, and then jogged back to report.
Su Hao said: "Go and call him here. Tell him that this Heavenly Master has something urgent to do and is looking for him."
"Okay!" Xiaohong agreed and ran back to the view.
There was a sound of chaotic footsteps, and Liu Cai ran out with his pants. While tying his belt, he asked: "Master Su Tianshi, the young one is here, what are your orders?"
When Liu Cai spoke, his tone was quite respectful, but his face was dark. It felt so depressing to be interrupted halfway through a pleasant thing.
"Liu Cai, what's the matter? Are you feeling uncomfortable in your stomach?" Su Hao looked at Liu Cai with concern and asked.
"Uh... no." Liu Cai replied with a grimace.
"Since there is no stomach discomfort, why did Xiaohong say you were in the toilet?" Su Hao asked again.
Nonsense, people who eat grains don't have to go to the toilet for a day? Liu Cai cursed in his heart, but forced a smile on his face: "Well...it's a little uncomfortable, but now...well,
Still a little uncomfortable."
"Go and rest if you feel uncomfortable. Don't work too hard, understand?" Su Hao said.
"Xie Tianshi... By the way, Tianshi Su called me over. What are your instructions?" Liu Cai remembered the business and asked quickly.
Su Hao nodded and said: "Oh, actually it's not a big deal. Liu Cai, find two people to move my Heavenly Master's recliner to the open space outside the temple, and then make me a pot of Shifeng Longjing.
The water should not be too hot or too cold, just a little hotter than warm water and a little warmer than boiling water."
"..." Liu Cai clenched his fists and unclenched them. At this moment, he even wanted to kill Su Hao, but he didn't dare. So far, Su Hao is still Yang Chaodong's distinguished guest. This is not Liu Cai.
Such a little minion can afford to offend.
"Xiaohong, Xiaoqing, why are you still standing there? Go and bring Su Tianshi's recliner! Also, go make some tea and water for Su Tianshi... You can figure it out!"
Liu Cai turned around and shouted loudly at the two servant girls. He could only use this method to vent his inner anger.
Liu Cai was left by Wang Qifeng in Qingfeng Taoist Temple to monitor Su Hao, but in name he could only take care of him. Su Hao didn't know whether he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, so he used Liu Cai as a slave. He wanted to do eight things a day.
There are hundreds of orders, but they are all boring and trivial matters.
At the beginning, Liu Cai felt that Su Hao needed to send messages through him because he was not familiar with the girl, other soldiers and others. Several days passed, and Su Hao had already given money to all the servants in the Taoist temple.
He had fortune telling and dirty jokes, but when he needed to do something, he still called Liu Cai first, and then asked Liu Cai to tell others to do it.
Liu Cai also tried to suggest that Su Hao give orders to others directly, so that he, the leader of the personal soldiers, could have a few minutes to spare, at least so that he would not be interrupted for no reason when going to the toilet. But Su Hao put Liu Cai
His suggestions fell on deaf ears. As long as he couldn't see Liu Cai for a moment, he would have someone look for him. After he found him, he would ask Liu Cai to pass the message on his behalf. In fact, it was just a matter of ordering his subordinates to do work.
This job is really impossible! Liu Cai thought in his heart that when Wang Qifeng comes up the mountain again, he must ask Wang Qifeng for permission to be transferred, even if he is asked to do no matter how hard or tiring the job is.
Just don't let him suffer any more mental abuse from Su Hao.
The two maids, Xiao Hong and Xiao Qing, carried Su Hao's recliner and helped Su Hao sit down. Then they brought the freshly brewed tea. As for whether it was Shifeng Longjing or not, that was not a problem they could solve.
.I am afraid that there are not even one or two Shifeng Longjings in the entire Bozhou City, and I don’t know what Su Hao is trying to show off.
Liu Cai watched Su Hao sit firmly and then asked cautiously: "Master Su, is there anything else you want to tell me?"
"Oh, it's okay for now. Manager Liu should go and do some work first. By the way, when your stomach is uncomfortable, don't hold it in, as it can easily lead to constipation." Su Hao said.
"Thank you Tianshi Su for your advice." Liu Cai bowed, took two steps back, and then ran towards the Taoist temple, wanting to continue his previous activities. However, when he squatted back on the latrine, he found that he had no intention of excreting.
All gone. Su Hao said it all, he was really constipated.
Oh my God, how can I live this day? Liu Cai was about to cry but had no tears.
Liu Cai was depressed in the toilet, but outside the Taoist temple, Su Hao was in a good mood. He hummed a tune and touched the arm of the maid Xiaohong, with a passionate smile on his face. Xiaohong squatted next to Su Hao
Next to the recliner, he rolled up his sleeves high, revealing a healthy brown arm. He let Su Hao touch it, with a happy expression on his face.
"Xiao Hong, according to the conclusion that this Heavenly Master touched your bones, your bones are in excellent shape and you are destined to be Mrs. Gaoming." Su Hao said seriously.
"Really?" Xiaohong's eyes lit up, "But I'm just a country girl, how can I be a royal servant?"
"You are in the country, do you have a crush?" Su Hao asked. Seeing Xiao Hong hesitate to speak, he quickly reached out to stop her, then touched Xiao Hong's arm a few more times, taking advantage of her, and said
: "You don't need to tell me, I've figured it out. You have a childhood sweetheart in the village, is he called A Niu, or..."
"It's not A Niu, it's A Han..." Xiao Hong blushed and said coyly.
"Isn't Han just a bully?" Su Hao said, "Your Bozhou dialect is different from our Jiangxi dialect. They mean the same thing."
Girls in love have relatively low IQs, not to mention that Xiaohong's IQ is in arrears when she is not in love. After hearing Su Hao's explanation, she felt that it was quite reasonable, so she stopped arguing and just asked.
He said: "But Ah Han is a field worker and doesn't know a word of it. How can he let me be my official?"
"You can fight if you are illiterate." Su Hao said, "According to the calculations of this Heavenly Master, there will be war in Bozhou within five years. At that time, your brother Ah Han will be recruited into the army, and then he will be awarded the title of marquis or knight for his meritorious service on the battlefield.
Aren’t you already a member of the imperial court at that time?”
"Is what Master Su Tianshi said true?" Xiao Hong asked expectantly.
He Bencheng, who was on the side, suppressed his laughter and replied angrily: "Little girl, how dare you doubt my Celestial Master? Don't you know that my Celestial Master can even see the energy of the earth? I hope you, a little girl, are not a piece of cake."
One plate?”
"Great, I'll let Ah Han go to my house when I get back... Hehe, I won't say anything anymore!" Xiaohong stood up happily, bowed to Su Hao, and then ran back to the Taoist temple with her face covered.
Gone inside.
"Su Baihu, my little girl wants to get married. Isn't it... okay for you to do this?" Xiong Minyang had already endured it for a long time. Seeing Xiao Hong run away, he calmly advised him. "Men and women can't kiss each other, you know?"
What does it mean for a big man to eat the food of a little girl in the name of fortune telling? Besides, when I was in Fengcheng, I never heard that Su Baihu had such a bad habit.
"This Heavenly Master is touching Miss Xiaohong's bones to tell her fortune. What do you know?" Su Hao scolded, "In the eyes of this Heavenly Master, there is no distinction between men and women. Besides, can that person just now... be called a woman?"
"The heavenly master is so wise..." He Benzheng and Xiong Minyang replied together, but they raised countless middle fingers to Su Hao in their hearts. Damn, you were so happy touching the little girl just now, and you said there is no difference between men and women. Change your fingering.
Feet man, would you like to touch them like this?
I don’t know whether it was the resentment of the two Xiongs that shocked the world, or whether it was Xiaohong who went back to the Taoist Temple to advertise for Su Hao. After a while, the soldiers who were sent to monitor Su Hao came out one after another.
They moved slowly and came to Su Hao's side, pretending to help Su Hao drive away mosquitoes, but their eyes were fixed on Su Hao, waiting for the opportunity to strike up a conversation.
"Everyone, what business do you have?" Su Hao asked in a long voice to everyone.
"Haha, Master Su, I just heard from Miss Xiaohong that Master Su is used to telling fortunes by touching bones, little... little..." a chieftain named Li Zhengqian said timidly.
"You also want me to touch it for you?" Su Hao asked.
"I think, I think, I think too much." Li Zhengqian responded quickly.
"Then sit down." Su Hao said. He pointed at the soldiers around him and added: "While I am in a good mood today, I can give you all a touch."
"Great!" The soldiers cheered in unison, and they automatically lined up in a row without anyone organizing them, waiting for the Heavenly Master to touch their bones.
"Turn around, lift up your clothes and expose your back." Su Hao ordered.
Li Zhengqian wondered: "Xiao Hong said just now, aren't you a fortune teller by touching your arm?"
"Women touch hands, men touch backs. Are you a boy or a girl?" Su Hao said impatiently, "Besides, touching the back is more accurate than touching the hands. Xiaohong...can I touch her back?"
As soon as this statement came out, the soldiers all burst into laughter. The men in the military camp had always had a very low resistance to such sexual jokes:
"Of course you can. Master Su is willing to touch Miss Xiaohong's back. That's her blessing!"
"Don't talk about touching your back, just touching... isn't that what you should do?"
"Don't talk nonsense. If the Heavenly Master wants to touch Miss Xiaohong's back, he won't do it in broad daylight..."
Amid everyone's teasing, Li Zhengqian turned around, lifted up his clothes, exposed his back, and faced Su Hao. Su Hao raised one palm, chanted, and then lightly slapped Li Zhengqian.
On the back, the scene stayed for a moment...
"Su Baihu can really touch bones?" He Benzheng pulled Xiong Min aside and asked in a low voice.
Xiong Minyang shook his head and said, "I've never heard of it. Even Daoist Chen has never heard of touching bones or anything like that."
"Yes, if you touch the bones like this, you will be beaten to death in our Fengcheng city." He Benzheng said.
"Yes, yes, people will definitely think that you are going to mark him..." Xiong Min said admiringly.
"Lower the mark!"
Xiong Minyang's unintentional words suddenly reminded both of them. They stared at Su Hao's technique with wide eyes... Oh my god, isn't this just the legendary "five hundred dollars"? ( To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)