"I thought you wanted me to play with you. I didn't expect you to want me to fight with you. Isn't this too uncreative?" Zhao Zheng said with a dumb smile.
"We have all learned martial arts, and the eldest is old enough. What can we do if we don't fight? How about playing house? Let me play your mother and you play my son?" Li Zhenzhen obviously wanted to make up for the loss she had just suffered, and even thought
In turn, Zhao Zheng would suffer.
It's a pity that Zhao Zheng doesn't like to suffer losses, especially this kind of loss. He shook his head and said: "You are so young and can't play my mother, but you can play my wife."
"Bah, so shameless."
"A man who wants to show off his face cannot get a wife."
"I won't argue with you anymore, I'm going to fight you." Li Zhenzhen raised one foot, stretched her fingers forward, pointed directly at Zhao Zheng's nose, and used her fingers to replace the sword, showing the starting hand of a fairy guiding the way.
"Do you have to do it?"
"You have to do it."
"Can't you be more ladylike?"
"I want to be more chivalrous."
"Okay, then do it." Zhao Zheng knew that he couldn't beat Li Zhenzhen, so he simply lay on his back on the ground in a large font. This would undoubtedly make his clothes dirty, but he was willing to risk it. When a man deals with a woman, he has to risk it.
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Li Zhenzhen looked at Zhao Zheng lying on the ground, stamped her feet angrily, and was forced to put down her posture. She was a "heroine" and could not attack someone lying down. This was really out of character. Besides, she was a daughter.
It would be really indecent to push and hit a lying man at home. Although she has a simple and cheerful personality, she is not so simple and cheerful that she has no reserve at all.
"Get up, I'll fight you again!" Li Zhenzhen ordered.
"What I practice is the 'Couple Sleeping Together Boxing'. This boxing technique is specially designed to defeat women. If you are not convinced, come here and try it. I will bend your nose." Zhao Zheng suppressed laughter and spoke in a serious tone, as if
It seems like there really is such a boxing technique in the world.
"Stop talking nonsense, what a couple, what a couple, so shameless. I'm telling you, get up and fight with me, or I will really do it."
"Okay, I admit that I made up this boxing technique on the fly, but since you can still get beaten while lying down, and you can still get beaten when you stand up, I might as well lie down and get beaten, at least it will be more comfortable. Alas, let's change the name of this boxing technique.
.Just call it 'lying comfortably, depressed and beaten'." Zhao Zheng sighed, as if he was willing to die generously.
"Don't worry, I won't hit you hard. We are just pretending to hit you. I won't cripple you, absolutely not. You'd better get up." Li Zhenzhen said firmly.
"You even said the word 'disabled', how dare I get up?"
"You are even afraid of a girl, are you a man?"
"The method of stimulating generals is useless to me. Besides, you yourself said that only villains and women are difficult to raise. You are better than villains. I am afraid that you will not be embarrassed." Zhao Zheng has the attitude of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
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"It won't be fun if you're afraid of me."
"If it makes you feel funny, then I will be miserable..."
"Oh, you really don't want to fight me?"
"I don't like getting beaten."
"Okay then. I won't force you, just get up. Let's play something else." Li Zhenzhen waved.
"real?"
"real."
Zhao Zheng got up, but as soon as he got up, Li Zhenzhen's eyebrows were raised, and she was about to take action. Zhao Zheng had quick eyes and quick hands, so he lay down again without saying a word. Li Zhenzhen stabbed the air with his sword finger, and stamped her feet angrily.
After hesitating for a few moments, he still didn't have the nerve to kick him.
"You lied to me. This time I didn't say anything and didn't get up. I just slept here." Zhao Zheng said with a yawn.
"Okay. Then you can go to sleep. It's quite fun to see you lying on the ground." Li Zhenzhen retracted her finger and said bitterly.
Zhao Zheng ignored Li Zhenzhen and actually lay on the ground and fell asleep. Not long after, he began to snore lightly.
As a man, he must be happy to watch a beautiful woman sleeping, but it is another matter for a woman to watch a man sleeping. At first, Li Zhenzhen liked watching Zhao Zheng lying on the ground, but as time went by, she couldn't stand it anymore.
Feeling more and more bored.
"Hey, get up. I really won't fight you this time. Just get up and talk to me." Li Zhenzhen leaned down and raised her hand to lightly push Zhao Zheng's shoulder.
"I'm sleeping and can't talk to you." Zhao Zheng said with his eyes closed.
"Aren't you talking to me now?" Li Zhenzhen was so angry that she laughed.
"This is not talking, this is snoring. Does your father also like to sleep and snore?"
"Zhao Zheng, if you provoke me like this again, I will really take action. Don't think that I won't dare to hit you while you are lying down." Li Zhenzhen pushed Zhao Zheng hard.
"Okay, I won't mess with you anymore, I'm going to sleep..."
"Don't sleep, get up." Li Zhenzhen finally found an interesting person, how could she let him go so easily. She grabbed Zhao Zheng's clothes and lifted him up. This was definitely the worst thing she had ever done.
One of the most outrageous things.
"Even if you get me up, I won't fight with you." Zhao Zheng stood firm.
"If we don't fight, we won't fight. Let's play something else, as long as it can relieve our boredom. I can't sit still." Li Zhenzhen let go of her hand and took a step back.
"Okay, as long as you don't fight, I will accompany you in everything else."
"Then you can come up with an idea to help me relieve my boredom."
Zhao Zheng raised his hand and rubbed his chin. Then he thought about it. Instead of wasting time playing around, he might as well do something more useful. Li Zhenzhen's Qing Gong is also pretty good. He might as well take this opportunity to let Li Zhenzhen teach him how to practice Qing Gong, and maybe he can steal some.
Art, learn some skills of the mandarin duck hero chasing the wind.
"Then let's play and practice." Zhao Zheng suggested happily.
"You can't imagine what fun it is to practice martial arts." Li Zhenzhen was not interested at all.
"It's fun. We can practice the 'Couple and Mandarin Ducks Sleeping Together Fist' together."
"You are so beautiful. If you keep talking so openly, I will be really angry."
"Okay. I'm serious. You are idle anyway. Why don't you give me some pointers on my Qinggong skills and treat it as just fun." Zhao Zheng stopped joking and said seriously.
"Teach you martial arts..." Li Zhenzhen turned her beautiful eyes, thinking about it, and nodded, "It's not impossible, but when I teach you, you have to be obedient, and you do whatever I ask you to do."
"If you teach me something, of course I will be obedient, but you also have to promise me one thing."
"Tell me what's going on."
"You can't teach me randomly. Practicing this kind of thing is no joke. If you practice wrongly, something will happen."
"Don't worry, for Sister Shen's sake, I can't harm you. Besides, I'm a chivalrous woman, how could I do such a thing." Li Zhenzhen pointed to the open space in front of her, "You practice two circles of footwork first, I'll see
Let’s see how your Qinggong goes, and then I’ll give you some guidance.”
Zhao Zheng said he should just practice and ran around Li Zhenzhen, but he was unable to use his internal strength during the running, and the effect of Luo Yanbu was not exerted at all.
Li Zhenzhen was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing. Her smile was so exaggerated that her branches were trembling and her eyes were watering.
"Isn't it just a lap, why are you smiling like this?" Zhao Zheng was unhappy and stopped.
"You...are not...Qinggong..." Li Zhenzhen smiled and burped, "You...are...donkey rolling."
"Nonsense, if I practice well, do I still need your guidance?" Zhao Zheng glared at Li Zhenzhen. Now it was his turn to be angry.
"Don't get excited, I stopped laughing after a while." Li Zhenzhen laughed for a long time before stopping, and said with deep satisfaction, "Okay, teaching you Qing Kung is far more interesting than I thought. You can run another lap
, let me be happy again."
Zhao Zheng has always been very thin-skinned and couldn't bear the shame. He immediately refused to let Li Zhenzhen teach him any more. He waved his hand and said, "I won't play with you anymore. You can go find whoever you like."
"Don't go, don't go, why don't I stop laughing at you? If you run around again, I promise to give you guidance." Li Zhenzhen quickly grabbed Zhao Zheng.
"Are you really not laughing?" Zhao Zheng asked.
"Promise not to laugh, I've laughed enough."
"Okay then. I'll give you another chance."
After Zhao Zheng finished speaking, he ran around again, but before he finished running, Li Zhenzhen started laughing again. When he heard the laughter, he immediately stopped and said angrily: "You don't need to teach me anymore."
"Don't go. I saw how funny you were when you were slow, so I couldn't hold it back. I've laughed enough now, and I'm sure I won't laugh anymore." Li Zhenzhen stopped Zhao Zheng, and after a long time of teasing, she forced Zhao Zheng to
Zheng stayed.
Zhao Zheng had no choice but to run again. Fortunately, Li Zhenzhen really stopped laughing at him this time.
"Xiao Zhao, you don't have any Qing Kung at all, how can I teach you? You can't let me pass on my Qing Kung to you." Li Zhenzhen asked.
"You don't need to teach me Qing Gong. My sister has already taught me Qing Gong. It's just that I just learned it for a day and I don't know how to use it." Zhao Zheng replied.
"That's it, no wonder you're running like a donkey." Li Zhenzhen crossed her arms in front of her chest and said proudly, "But it doesn't matter, I'm here, I guarantee that you will be enlightened in no time and master the method of using Qing Gong early.
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"Okay, how are you going to give me some advice?"
"Which meridian does your Qing Gong go through?"
"Yin Qiao pulse."
"Most of the Qing Gong exercises go through these eight extraordinary meridians, and so does my Qing Gong. I happen to be very familiar with these eight extraordinary meridians. You're lucky. If it were another meridian, I wouldn't be very familiar with it.
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Zhao Zheng said nothing, waiting for Li Zhenzhen's next words.
Li Zhenzhen paused and continued: "The most difficult thing about practicing Qing Gong is that you have to focus on two tasks. You have to take into account the movements and use the internal force. If you don't do Qing Gong well, you won't be able to perform it. Another difficult thing is the acupuncture points.
It will hinder the movement of internal force. Whenever the internal force reaches an acupuncture point, you have to be careful." Li Zhenzhen walked up to Zhao Zheng as she spoke, raised her hand to the center of Zhao Zheng's eyebrows, "Do you know what acupoint this is?"
"Yintang point?" Zhao Zheng and Li Zhenzhen were so close that they could already smell Li Zhenzhen's unique daughter's fragrance.
"Well, this is one of the extra points on the strange meridian. However, any Qinggong that goes through the Yin Qiao meridians will be affected by this point. In addition to this acupoint, there are many other acupoints. I will point them out for you in turn. You can use the Qinggong in the future.
When doing exercises, remember to pay attention to these acupuncture points. As long as you don't miss them, you can successfully mobilize your internal energy and produce the effect of Qinggong." Li Zhenzhen pointed downwards with her finger, first hitting the nose, then the corners of the mouth, and every time she hit a place,
She then named an acupuncture point.
Zhao Zheng carefully wrote down the acupuncture points pointed out by Li Zhenzhen, and verified it with his own feelings when he was doing the exercises. He found that what Li Zhenzhen said was true. When he was doing the exercises, he often had problems with these acupoints.
Li Zhenzhen followed the acupuncture points of the Yin Qiao Meridian one by one, and her body naturally squatted down. Her green-white fingers gradually landed near Zhao Zheng's lower abdomen, and were still falling downwards.
Zhao Zheng suddenly realized that something was wrong. He felt that the posture between him and Li Zhenzhen was a bit awkward. It really looked like a certain position that often appeared in a certain country's movies. He was about to speak out immediately and remind Li Zhenzhen, but it seemed a bit late.
I saw Li Zhenzhen's finger pointing downwards, advancing boldly towards Zhao Zheng's crotch, and was about to poke it, and that was not a place for her daughter to poke casually! [bookid=2667760, bookname="Super WeChat"]
